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BernieSadori

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I worked with them in my previous life for their 3rd party distributor.

Got to tour the facility once and was impressed. It was pretty empty (late 90's), but still a nice campus.
 
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Mashburned said:
F Barnham. He should have never disrespected Reyes like that. Not on Taco Tuesday.
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Reyes knows damn well there is a Taco Tico just around the corner. Barnham just wanted the company to support a local business, that's all. Plus it was good for some of those sedentary fatasses to get out of their swivel chairs and WALK to lunch, for once in their lives.

You keep Barnham's name out of your mouths if you know what's good for you.
 
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Reyes isn't the type of guy you think he is, Funky. Yikes. Way to assume based on the spelling of a name [eyeroll]
 
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funKYcat75 said:
Reyes knows damn well there is a Taco Tico just around the corner. Barnham just wanted the company to support a local business, that's all. Plus it was good for some of those sedentary fatasses to get out of their swivel chairs and WALK to lunch, for once in their lives.

You keep Barnham's name out of your mouths if you know what's good for you.
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I know Ukbob won't say anything about it, but I've heard in our department that the it's one of the reason why Rooke started looking elsewhere. I **** you not.
 
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Sorry he eclipsed you Funky but for the record, he really enjoys quiche (any variation, doesn't matter).

Choke on that as you languish in whatever hellhole you reside in and remember that Reyes is flat *** ballin with his damn quiche. K?
 
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TriangleUKCat said:
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Reyes isn't the type of guy you think he is, Funky. Yikes. Way to assume based on the spelling of a name [eyeroll]
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No ****. 18 years ago, Reyes regularly brought deep fried chicken wings, pie and dark-roasted coffee for the break room. All was good until it was uncovered that he was slowly poisoning fellow colleagues.

I think he got most of his pension after arbitration.
 
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No ****. 18 years ago, Reyes regularly brought deep fried chicken wings, pie and dark-roasted coffee for the break room. All was good until it was uncovered that he was slowly poisoning fellow colleagues.

I think he got most of his pension after arbitration.
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Wrong Reyes. We're talking about Alberto Reyes in IT, not Carlos Reyes in accounting.
 
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Glad to hear people are optimistic at least. I still have a few friends there that escaped all the layoffs, so I was a little concerned about them.
 
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Reyes? That you? We called him Little Concerned too. Any time we called him up from IT, he always said he was a little concerned about what the problem was.
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Hah, no, the "called" part was apparently auto correct. I got the boot in 2012 (they needed to make room for a red badge that was coming over from the defunct ink jet division - No, I'm not bitter at all why do you ask). Then I went back a year later and left voluntarily after about 6 months before they had the chance to lay me off again.
 
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My only memory of that place was that my neighbor had a buddy that worked there and this guys wife led the choir at a local church. Someone at the church found out that they had made a porn video and put it on one of those sites on the web. I think they changed churches.
 
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Hah, no, the "called" part was apparently auto correct. I got the boot in 2012 (they needed to make room for a red badge that was coming over from the defunct ink jet division - No, I'm not bitter at all why do you ask). Then I went back a year later and left voluntarily after about 6 months before they had the chance to lay me off again.
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They prolly booted you so they could shift around the dead weight. Too many pampered fatasses working there
 
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We have a national contract with them, and now the new company that bought them out. Got an email yesterday with all the new contact info, and the ones who were no longer our contacts.
 
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My only memory of that place was that my neighbor had a buddy that worked there and this guys wife led the choir at a local church. Someone at the church found out that they had made a porn video and put it on one of those sites on the web. I think they changed churches.
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Was she hot?
 
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UKGrad93 said:
My only memory of that place was that my neighbor had a buddy that worked there and this guys wife led the choir at a local church. Someone at the church found out that they had made a porn video and put it on one of those sites on the web. I think they changed churches.
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That would be Amy "Two Fists" McGuire. Loosest *** in the bluegrass. I worked with her husband, Ted. They didn't change churches, after they got found out, they wanted to see how far they could take it. Last I heard, they had a pornhub account and a few videos up. Not my cup of tea, but the video One Girl, Three Cucumbers wasn't bad.
 
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