Likely Future French Prez' Wife

Kaizer Sosay

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18k+ posts and you don't know the rules? And a link to a pic doesn't count. smh

Mods, please ban the OP for not complying with board rules. TIA
 

funKYcat75

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On second thought. Don't post those. Looks like a saddle.
 
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Zar_Doz

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On second though. Don't post those. Looks like a saddle.
A little dab of Fiebing's and she'd shine right up though...
 

DSmith21

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Looks like she has a lot of mileage on her (picture from 5 days ago). She reminds me of the female salt vampire from the original Star Trek. On the plus side, I am guessing the oral is pretty good when she removes her dentures.



 
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mashburned

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I liked her.

Dude looks gay af tho. I mean, he's way too pretty to have a 64yo wife. Arranged political "marriage"?
 

Ron Mehico

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No, what the hell is he doing. Let alone walking around in Paris with all the smoke around I'm sure.
 

Zar_Doz

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Imagine if Dr. Zaius knocked up Chelsea Handler, and that offspring baked in the sun for 60+ years.

 

warrior-cat

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Looks like she has a lot of mileage on her (picture from 5 days ago). She reminds me of the female salt vampire creature from the original Star Trek. On the plus side, I am guess the oral is pretty good when she removes her dentures.



Salt does wonders. She must have done McCoy once or twice before she left him because he looked bad too.
 

funKYcat75

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I bet she pees the bed
That would explain the leathery skin. She's a woman of the land. One of the great peoples of Lutetia. An old soul from the great Gallic tribes who survived the Roman scourge and built a grand city and absconded with the high school boys of the Parisian aristocracy.
 
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This is a red flag. If you don't have the common sense not to marry someone 25 years older than you, how the eff can you be trusted to run a country.
 

MegaBlue05

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Looks like she likes cigs and tanning beds.

I thought the white supremacist lady who has the backing of such Twitter handles as DeplorableMAGASteve and InfoWarriorCletus was gonna be the new boss of France.
 

UKserialkiller

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That would explain the leathery skin. She's a woman of the land. One of the great peoples of Lutetia. An old soul from the great Gallic tribes who survived the Roman scourge and built a grand city and absconded with the high school boys of the Parisian aristocracy.

Ahhhh, of those leftovers from the old kingdom.
 

Hank Camacho

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I'm down for some solid milf porn, but not milf marriage. (Is she a gilf? If so, wtf.)

Come to think of it, though, my wife is older than me so I may be in a glass house.
 

55wildcat

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When you reach a certain age you can be choosey...I pass for the young bucks..
she looks like....



 
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WonderBraa

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I learned long ago that if you have sex in the dark, every woman is a 10. So throw me in a closet with that dinosaur and it's getting Wonderbraaed.
 

DSmith21

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That's awful.
Flip it, all good.[thumb2]

Trump has billions for Melania to spend. That kind of relationship is as old as time. The old French teacher brings what to the table, free history and grammar lessons? The sex window has to be about closed too.