Malachi on Kelly C

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Pretty cool his story is out there.
Side note. I remember when Kelly was young and slim. She blew up. Damn.
 
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I know. I'm an *******. Lol. Every time I see those Wayfair ads I'm like. Holy hell. Girl loves to eat. But on a positive note. Go Malachi!!
Dude, everyone that remembers her from before thinks the same exact thing.

Girls have it easy...just stay in shape, maybe get fake cans, get a tan...

Dudes have to be over 6 foot and make 6 figures by the time they reach 22 years of age. Oh and we have to have abs and bench 250 and have tats and a Harley and facial hair....but still work for a law firm while also being a doctor that only treats orphans...for free...and lives in a cap cod style house in a community that pretty much celebrates Christmas year round. Oh and our Dad needs to be "evil" because he wants to shut down the cookie factory in the town...and we have to change his mind...
 
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Dude, everyone that remembers her from before thinks the same exact thing.

Girls have it easy...just stay in shape, maybe get fake cans, get a tan...

Dudes have to be over 6 foot and make 6 figures by the time they reach 22 years of age. Oh and we have to have abs and bench 250 and have tats and a Harley and facial hair....but still work for a law firm while also being a doctor that only treats orphans...for free...and lives in a cap cod style house in a community that pretty much celebrates Christmas year round. Oh and our Dad needs to be "evil" because he wants to shut down the cookie factory in the town...and we have to change his mind...
Can't remember the comedian but he talked about how hard it is for a guy to be a male *****. In shape, tan, money, grooming, car, etc..
For a girl to be a slut she just has to be there.😂
 
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Dude, everyone that remembers her from before thinks the same exact thing.

Girls have it easy...just stay in shape, maybe get fake cans, get a tan...

Dudes have to be over 6 foot and make 6 figures by the time they reach 22 years of age. Oh and we have to have abs and bench 250 and have tats and a Harley and facial hair....but still work for a law firm while also being a doctor that only treats orphans...for free...and lives in a cap cod style house in a community that pretty much celebrates Christmas year round. Oh and our Dad needs to be "evil" because he wants to shut down the cookie factory in the town...and we have to change his mind...
I saw that one. Was it Lifetime or Hallmark??🤔
 

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I know. I'm an *******. Lol. Every time I see those Wayfair ads I'm like. Holy hell. Girl loves to eat. But on a positive note. Go Malachi!!
Who was the old poster who always made the Kelly Clarkson eating/taking huge dumps references? Louisiana Husker? Sarasota?
 

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Her voice is still top notch. Maybe we should start a thread of our posters shirtless in high school/college vs now. I’m sure we are all still shredded :)
 
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Her voice is still top notch. Maybe we should start a thread of poster shirtless in high school college vs now. I’m sure we are all still shredded.
 

RBigredMax

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rich people have been few reasons to be fat
Soooo, typically rich people work very hard and they have to balance parenting, work, etc. in the same 24 hour day everyone else has. Still takes a ton of commitment and hard work to stay in shape and not everyone makes that sacrifice.

On the flip side - the more rich you are the more money to spend on food which may make it more difficult to stay in shape! First world problems … sigh.
 
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Soooo, typically rich people work very hard and they have to balance parenting, work, etc. in the same 24 hour day everyone else has. Still takes a ton of commitment and hard work to stay in shape and not everyone makes that sacrifice.

On the flip side - the more rich you are the more money to spend on food which may make it more difficult to stay in shape! First world problems … sigh.
I have zero sympathy for people who eat too much and are obese. There are people who are still starving in this world. I'm sure they would love to have the "problem" of too much to eat.
 

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I have zero sympathy for people who eat too much and are obese. There are people who are still starving in this world. I'm sure they would love to have the "problem" of too much to eat.
My second paragraph was sarcasm. My first paragraph was only saying being rich shouldn’t be a qualifier to be thin. Still takes effort and lifestyle choices regardless of income or profession.
 
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Pretty cool his story is out there.
Side note. I remember when Kelly was young and slim. She blew up. Damn.

I have been forced to watch her show in a doctors office. I can't put my finger on it but she irritates me to no end.
Too bouncy? Could be pretty but must feast on juicy chicken legs before and after the stage?
 
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