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If we're baring our souls in this thread, I guess I should give you mine ...

This tale is about how my life was completely uprooted. It will just take a moment, so have a seat and let me tell you about how I ended up being one of the most important men in a village in California.

I was born on the west side of a large Pennsylvania town. Passed the majority of my time where kids tend to play. We would hang out, attempt to be smooth with the ladies, and play sports outside of our high school. However, there were some young men who were ne'er-do-wells which began making our neighborhood unsafe. I engaged them in fisticuffs one day, and it frightened my mother so much that she sent me to live with her sister and husband in California.

As I arrived in The Golden State, I hailed a taxi. As it came closer I noticed that the licence plate had a strange saying on it, and the inside was decorated with certain accoutrements that were common in vehicles such as this. It might have struck me as odd, but I decided to pay no attention and asked the chaffeur to take me to my new place of residence.

We arrived at the house in the early evening, perhaps 7:30 or so. I exclaimed to the taxi driver that I would see him again sometime, in the vernacular of the youth in this era. I looked about my new abode and was glad to say that I had arrived. I was now a member of this town's most elite family and would have all the rights and perquisites pertaining thereto.

Then the cab driver anally raped me.
 
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Hankshaker said:
waking up to Carlton
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Kaizer Sosay said:
Sorry this story is so long but bare with me as it is indeed eerily relevant...


It was the Spring of '76. I was 12 years old and my family took a trip to NYC to visit my aunt Betty who lived in Yonkers.

It was a very boring week for me. My aunt didn't have any kids so there were no cousins to play with. I spent most of my time hanging out on the street just watching traffic and people watching as well. Lemme tell ya...there were some crazy people wondering those streets back in '76.

However, I only met one person on that trip...my aunt's neighbor, David. But I got to know him pretty well during that week. He worked at the post office and he must have worked the midnight shift or something because he always stayed out really late. Anyway, he also had a dog. I never saw him walk the dog and I never heard it barking. But he spoke of his dog often. David said that his dog was Mean but that he loved his dog very much...that it was a very "special" dog because it was really smart. He even said the dog could talk! But even at 12 years old...I knew better. I knew he was just pulling my leg.

One afternoon my dad met David on the corner and had a long conversation with him. I couldn't tell what they were saying but I do know that David was doing most of the talking.

Later that night, my mom woke me up...and then told me to pack my suitcase. I was confused. We weren't supposed to leave for 2 more days and it was the middle of the night. Anyway, we rushed away in the middle of the night. Our aunt went with us for some strange reason.

Fast forward to about a year and a half later...late summer of '77...August IIRC. I was awakened yet again by my mother...this time to her screaming at my dad to "TURN ON THE NEWS! ITS DAVID! BETTY'S NEIGHBOR, DAVID FROM YONKERS!!! HE KILLED ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE!!!

Many years later...with my dad on his death bed at age 102...I finally thought to ask dad what he and David had talked about that day on the corner in Yonkers so many years before. He said the conversation went like this:

Dad: Wassup, man?

David: I have a really smart dog.

Dad: Is that so?

David: Yep.

Dad: What makes him so smart?

David: My dog told me that you and your family should GTFO of Yonkers before you get shot by a deranged postal worker packing a .44 pistol.

Dad: Yep. That's a smart dog alright. See you later, man.


And then I remembered that the conversation seemed much longer than that. So I asked him about that.

Dad: Oh, we talked about the Yankees and the upcoming bicentennial celebration and some other stuff also. But as soon as that crazy mofo mentioned that damn talking dog I bolted.

Can't help but think what might have been...
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You jus ain't right....LOL
 
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funKYcat75 said:
If we're baring our souls in this thread, I guess I should give you mine ...

This tale is about how my life was completely uprooted. It will just take a moment, so have a seat and let me tell you about how I ended up being one of the most important men in a village in California.

I was born on the west side of a large Pennsylvania town. Passed the majority of my time where kids tend to play. We would hang out, attempt to be smooth with the ladies, and play sports outside of our high school. However, there were some young men who were ne'er-do-wells which began making our neighborhood unsafe. I engaged them in fisticuffs one day, and it frightened my mother so much that she sent me to live with her sister and husband in California.

As I arrived in The Golden State, I hailed a taxi. As it came closer I noticed that the licence plate had a strange saying on it, and the inside was decorated with certain accoutrements that were common in vehicles such as this. It might have struck me as odd, but I decided to pay no attention and asked the chaffeur to take me to my new place of residence.

We arrived at the house in the early evening, perhaps 7:30 or so. I exclaimed to the taxi driver that I would see him again sometime, in the vernacular of the youth in this era. I looked about my new abode and was glad to say that I had arrived. I was now a member of this town's most elite family and would have all the rights and perquisites pertaining thereto.

Then the cab driver anally raped me.
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You ain't effin right either...LOL
 
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