Mark Emmert combover

dckala2_rivals16641

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Damn, discuss.

 

MdWIldcat55

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I was going to say he had the most punch-able face since...But I couldn't come up with one that compared.

I've always had a theory in life that with a good lawyer an otherwise law-abiding person with a clean record could savagely beat another man and get it pled down to probation and a fine. I call it my "Last Left Hook" theory. He'd have to be on the list of worthy recepients.
 

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He's going for the Donald Trump look.

Nope. Trump had scalp reduction surgery years ago. As a result, his scalp is very screwed up and his bald spots have unusual placements. So his combover takes a lot of work and hairspray. I think there is a diagram online of the ridiculous steps needed to produce the Trump combover.
 

Fannin12

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Someone needs to let this buzzard know the Sister Jean look does not bode well for him.
 

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I was going to say he had the most punch-able face since...But I couldn't come up with one that compared.

I've always had a theory in life that with a good lawyer an otherwise law-abiding person with a clean record could savagely beat another man and get it pled down to probation and a fine. I call it my "Last Left Hook" theory. He'd have to be on the list of worthy recepients.

OR Noah....Noah wins, Noah wins, Noah wins ugly every time!!!

 

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He looks like a character from of those puppet shows when I was a kid. Captain Scarlet, The Thunderbirds, etc.