Millennials having the least sex of any generation in 90 years.

DSmith21

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Maybe the new college sex consent forms are pouring cold water on getting laid these days. If you can't have legal sex while drunk or high, that is going to eliminate a lot sexual encounters.

 
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YourPublicEnemy

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What's wrong with these people. Technology has given them every kind of dating site and hookup app and yet they don't seem to enjoy sex like their predecessors. Maybe this is why some Millennials seem so angry.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-generation-Young-people-sex-parents-did.html

When do you have time to have sex when you're so busy being on your phones and out protesting something?

You know this has to be tied to technology. The days of taking someone out for drinks for the young crowd and putting in the effort to develop social skills and have sex is probably too much for some. Much easier to play Pokemon and then just look at pornography, I suppose.
 

domino79

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Hard to match the Greatest Generation's sexual exploits nowawadays. I mean those retirement homes are aphrodisiacs in themselves.

Millennials, I dont know. Thank you, AIDS?
 

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Better question is. How do Millennials have time for sex?

With Tweeting, facebooking, snapchat, other social media, drinking coffee at Starbucks, going to PETA meetings, being vegans, lamenting about social injustices, and Pokemon Go, I'm not sure they can schedule time in for sex.

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With all of the crazy women on campus today, I'd be terrified to be a college-age male. There's an insane amount of people who think they have been raped after having drunken sex and equate regret or the feeling of guilt to rape.
 

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Perhaps the rise in obesity rates just makes those young'uns too unattractive, and a far smaller percentage of them are doable.
 

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He only eats organic ***, and as you know, organic asses are only 7% of the female population, so there's still a lot of filthy *** eaters out there. One man can only eat so much ***.
 
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I would argue it's good because boomers and Gen xers spawn too GD much. Overpopulated this place with dirtbags.

I have a feeling millennials get more sex robot and flesh light action than any other generation.
 

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It's not our fault out lousy baby boomer parents were too worried about going out and spending money with those credit cards that they didn't have to teach us about the birds and the bees :cry: damn you momma damn you daddy why couldn't you just spend the money you had and act your wage
 

Ron Mehico

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Who passed the laziness to them?

Hurt your head, didn't I?


Lazy is lazy man, you can't put that on the parents I mean come on. Plenty of hard working motivated kids that came from "nothing" AKA lazy parents and plenty of rich lazy kids who came from extremely successful hardworking families. At some point you have to put some responsibility on the individual and I would put "laziness" as one of those traits.
 

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Blame technology all you want. It's not the cause. Damn mellenials have been eating tofu instead of meat which lowers their testosterone. Those kids need to go back to eating steak.

As a corrolary, I rarely hear about my vegetarian friends engaging in the sack wrestling. I might be on to something here...
 

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Blame technology all you want. It's not the cause. Damn mellenials have been eating tofu instead of meat which lowers their testosterone. Those kids need to go back to eating steak.

As a corrolary, I rarely hear about my vegetarian friends engaging in the sack wrestling. I might be on to something here...

That's a fact.

Soy is in *everything*.
 
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roguemocha

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Funny, I don't recall going to the Two Keys back in the day with a newspaper.
:oops: Fella could've probably used Tinder or FB to help out a bit.

I was telling my gal and her friend about this who are both in their 20s. The friend who plays Pokemon and literally games on her phone every second that she isn't working, said, "My parents have more sex than me?" I really wanted to say, "Bethany, you're on your phone all day. When was the last time you had sex?"*

*Insider knowledge. She's exactly who the study is talking about. She's a virgin and 27. Her life consists of phone games, work, lean cuisine meals and sleep.
 
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