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CastleRubric

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So I've just come back from my second work trip to this city
I'll be going there almost monthly for a while longer - then probably every other month for perhaps a year

Anyone here live in Minneapolis?
Anyone have a favorite spot or have perhaps buried bodies there before?

I'm learning to like it for the most part

Good food / beer
Weather seems like it'll get a bit too much like the Kamchatka Peninsula for my tastes in about......a week or two

I think I've seen more hijabs in MN than anywhere else I"ve ever been --- so that's just

Mall of America was either the greatest mall ever built
Or an abomination and hideous product of capitalism

I can't make up my mind on that one

But next time I go I'm gonna have drinks and ride the f'ing LOG RIDE they have inside

Also --

nations oldest suspension bridge (YOU GO MN!!)
Fitzgerald Theater

bigger Scientology center I've ever seen
lots and LOTS of breweries
 
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Man-- I've seen some silly ****

and the regular US brothers asking for money after dark
it's like they all came up from ATL where people pretty much know their game

and just started racking in the modest profits from scared / guilt infested white ppl from one of the nicest states we have

i mean young brothers - dressed just fine
Hey man -- you got any money??

I was with 2 latino dudes who just started responding in spanish

so -- I'm probably going to wind up in a gang war


WHICH MAKES ME A CRIP MOTHERF'ER!!

me and my muchacho's aren't that worried about your next move, shawty[laughing]
 
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The opposite side of a gang fight against Wyvern is a bad place to be in life. That's how you get you drinking water laced with LSD and the psychological warfare starts from there, or something.
 
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Go to Brit's pub for outdoor bowling. Not sure if they've shut it down for the winter or not.
 
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ukalum01 said:
Went there for work a couple of months ago and saw a sign that said “Goats for Rent”...

I had a lot of questions.
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I swear on all that's holy
if you go there again in the next year and don't tell me, mister Thomas Walker

I will send evil omens AND a gimpy blind *** jack legged SURLY goat to your doorstep

email me at this address if you're ever headed up there again soon, sarge:

castlerubric@gmail DOT COM


would love to have several drinks with you and go build a fire in a vacant parking lot or something........or .....whatever....eat and stuff
 
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Hankshaker said:
The opposite side of a gang fight against Wyvern is a bad place to be in life. That's how you get you drinking water laced with LSD and the psychological warfare starts from there, or something.
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I was going to run with this stream of consciousness post about the CIA LSD tests and some other stuff......had half the post typed

Then I saw a repeating clip of Randy Quaid in Independence Day saying

"I CAN FLY

IM PILOT"


and that's just made my day

If you don't know the moment I'm talking about -- go look it up

you can find it at this news story where the Air Force has been cleared to recall up to 1,000 pilots for active duty

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-...11-executive-order-recall-1000-retired-pilots

I CAN FLY
IM PILOT

good Lord....that mess just made my DAY

I'm going to work that into half my conversations today
(which means my wife is going to bed angry with me)
 
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CastleRubric said:
I was going to run with this stream of consciousness post about the CIA LSD tests and some other stuff......had half the post typed

Then I saw a repeating clip of Randy Quaid in Independence Day saying

"I CAN FLY

IM PILOT"


and that's just made my day

If you don't know the moment I'm talking about -- go look it up

you can find it at this news story where the Air Force has been cleared to recall up to 1,000 pilots for active duty

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-...11-executive-order-recall-1000-retired-pilots

I CAN FLY
IM PILOT

good Lord....that mess just made my DAY

I'm going to work that into half my conversations today
(which means my wife is going to bed angry with me)
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On the up side, she is going to bed with you.
 
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warrior-cat said:
On the up side, she is going to bed with you.
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And that's an experience in itself!

(In addition to being a world renowned lover -- I get sleep paralysis and have a "System" where I try to Scream myself awake --

My family Knows these sounds and what theyre expected to do -
I laugh in my sleep -- I alternately speak Russian or other tongues which pen arguing a point - sometimes I don't sleep at all for a couple of days)



Etc
 
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YOU WANT A GANG WAR HOLMES (HOMES? HOW IS IT SPELLED? WHO CARES!) LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT OPERATING A NUCLEAR SILO ON PSILOSYBIN!

YOU EVER BEEN SO HIGH YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO NUKE THE KRAUT COMMIES, THE GOOK COMMIES, OR THE RUSKIE COMMIES? BUT YOUR FINGER WAS TWITCHING TO NUKE SOME EFFING COMMIE SOME WHERE?

WELL THEN. LET'S GO AHEAD AND HAVE THIS GANG WAR.
 
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Also, I appreciate when someone is so not racist that they can call people "young brothers" and no one can really take offense.
 
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I saw somewhere that chicks like to go skinny dipping in Lake Minnetonka. Might be worth setting up a remote cam or two.
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I'll bet it is safer there being a skinny-dipping chick than being a rented goat.
 
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Paisley Park is a cool tour if you like Prince. But if you don't like Prince, well there's always some good art museums or brewery tours.
 
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"(In addition to being a world renowned lover -- I get sleep paralysis and have a "System" where I try to Scream myself awake."


Had that happen to me once sleeping in the cab of a 5 ton truck in Grafenwhoer Germany while on a training mission. Winter time and truck was running to keep heater going. Eyes opened but could not move and had to try and yell at assistant driver to help me move. Finally got out a yell and he was startled as I started moving. Thought perhaps it could have been brought on by carbon monoxide from the engine running. Never happened again since then.
 
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Hankshaker said:


YOU WANT A GANG WAR HOLMES (HOMES? HOW IS IT SPELLED? WHO CARES!) LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT OPERATING A NUCLEAR SILO ON PSILOSYBIN!

YOU EVER BEEN SO HIGH YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO NUKE THE KRAUT COMMIES, THE GOOK COMMIES, OR THE RUSKIE COMMIES? BUT YOUR FINGER WAS TWITCHING TO NUKE SOME EFFING COMMIE SOME WHERE?

WELL THEN. LET'S GO AHEAD AND HAVE THIS GANG WAR.
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Fn right.
 
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