Monkey business

[PhillyBillyReprise]

OT:NYT:
Many monkeys are skilled stone handlers, using rocks to dig up roots, cut plants and crack open fruits and nuts. But researchers reported that some macaques appear to use stones to engage in “a form of self-directed, tool-assisted masturbation.”

 

[psuro]

 

[BobPSU92]

OT:NYT:
Many monkeys are skilled stone handlers, using rocks to dig up roots, cut plants and crack open fruits and nuts. But researchers reported that some macaques appear to use stones to engage in “a form of self-directed, tool-assisted masturbation.”

I get it.

 

[rudedude]

 

[PSU12046]

That's it. No more online monkey porn.

 

[wbcbus]

 

[Fac]

Tom said "No Monkey Business" while he on Vacation!!!!

 

[Waaaaaaaany]

Where do you think the term "getting your rocks off" came from?

 

[PhillyBillyReprise]

 

[91Joe95]

OT:NYT:
Many monkeys are skilled stone handlers, using rocks to dig up roots, cut plants and crack open fruits and nuts. But researchers reported that some macaques appear to use stones to engage in “a form of self-directed, tool-assisted masturbation.”

It helps if you're hard as a diamond before attempting something like that.