Monkeypox
- Thread starter Monroe Claxton
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Some places are starting to suggest wearing masks again to stop the spread of the new virus threat. This despite the main cause of transmission being sex. I guess that means that you are less likely to get laid while wearing a face covering. 
Some places are starting to suggest wearing masks again to stop the spread of the new virus threat. This despite the main cause of transmission being sex. I guess that means that you are less likely to get laid while wearing a face covering.
You talking about monkey sex?
Well I mean there’s meds and **** for it already too. It’s not new. Been around forever. Smallpox vaccine works and the smallpox vaccine is actually a good vaccine lol
I’m already on my 3rd monkeypox booster. If you selfish jerks would just get the shot already, we could get our lives back.
Oscar:
Michael, are you having money problems?
Michael Scott:
Monkey problems? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?
Oscar:
I know you heard me correctly.
Michael Scott:
[sighs] Oh, I hate monkeys.
I have seen medical evidence that 95% of the cases resulted from a homosexual fetish festival in which men would pretend to be horses. They had some men who were stallions and some who were mares. They also had stable keepers and apparently even they had sex with the "horses"......
This was in Germany and you can track the cases from there positively.
This was in Germany and you can track the cases from there positively.