Ha! Yeah, Funky I'm sure her nipples will harden when she sees a bed sheet wrapped around a Coleman air mattress. Truth be told, it's only a year old
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Ha! Yeah, Funky I'm sure her nipples will harden when she sees a bed sheet wrapped around a Coleman air mattress. Truth be told, it's only a year old
You need to hit up some consignment or thrift stores. Might have to go to Ocala or some other dumpy town, but at least you'd have like a chair.
hell yea. one in the back of a pick up truck no less.
Believe it or not i somehow managed to get a 700 credit score. Think I'm gonna go to IKEA tomorrow and get some **** on credit interest free
That's better. Enjoy putting together your SmåshÂMødelBēd
Flipper got the right idea.I know it's a rerun but the visual rocks.
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Anyone remember the days of having to rewind these sumbritches?
Willy just make sure the air mattress' plug is tight while you plug her. If not it's gonna come loose mid thrust and make a farting noise and then it will become awkward.
those were our generations 8 track. hell what would we do now if we couldn't just hit a button and say play this song. or hell just tell siri or alexa to do it for us. i mean, actually having to sit in your car and rewind and fast forward till you found your track. damn
Buy this grönadal.
Translated from Swedish: Grönadal means, "fear of dolphin cock".
@Willy4UK
It's beautiful and very sturdy looking. Allenwrenchorama.
http://m.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/art/90320097/
Translated from Swedish: Grönadal means, "fear of dolphin cock".
@Willy4UK
It's beautiful and very sturdy looking. Allenwrenchorama.
http://m.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/art/90320097/
8 tracks are betterAnyone remember the days of having to rewind these sumbritches?
Man, Mexicans love yard sales
The drive to Ashland ended up taking 12 hrs yesterday due to all the construction. My reward is getting to sleep in a tiny bed in a room that feels like a freaking oven. Plus the street light out back that shined through the window all night. I feel great. F*** me. Hate this place.
Never fails. **** happens when I have to travel to shitholes
We actually fart together. Like the other night. I farted and within one second she farted. It was almost as if our butt cheeks were harmonically in sync
Can't believe I had never seen this card before. Priceless.
You guys stimulate my inner beast . . . Thanks . . . I appreciate it.
I'm getting hungry.
I'm getting hungry.
If I was gay I'm now straightYou guys stimulate my inner beast . . . Thanks . . . I appreciate it.
I'm getting hungry.
Yikes! You drove all the way out to Ashland, KY from your place? Heckuva road trip. Good time, too.
Farting in stereo. Gotta love it.
Reminds me of a time when me and my ex-girlfriend in Clarksville, TN were getting down to business. Man, she let loose a blast that damn near blew my family jewels off. Then she starts giggling uncontrollably. True story.
Visiting the mil & step-mil. Bored out of my skull. Gotta do it though.
funny you say that. we have some mexican neighbors in a primarily old white neighborhood, so yea they stand out. they are cool as **** though. but yea, they have freakin yard sales all summer long. honestly looks more like a ****** flea market than a yard sale. also funny thing is, they put **** like this neat looking a gumball machine and today a used pressure washer, but neither are for sell. they do **** like all the time to get ppl to stop and then when they ask about the cool **** it's never for sale. sneaky mexicans.
also, they decided to raise chickens. i hate this damn craze going on. but anyway, memorial day weekend they were gone and their crappy chicken coup sucks so these chickens got out and were wondering around. made their way into our yard. well we have a 55 pound mutt. cattle dog healer breed mix mutt, i go out and check the roads for cars and just open the gate and let him have at it. never thought chickens could run so fast.
You guys stimulate my inner beast . . . Thanks . . . I appreciate it.
I'm getting hungry.
Pretty bird.
93, I figured Iowa was about 12 hrs from everywhere. Been there once. Ames. It was cool. I was little, though.
Drinking for KS and his friend who lost his wife. For mfn America. Myself. But not for bachelor *** Willy, his massive cock that won't fit the penis pump, and his model gf who loves farts. You live that life my man, and don't even get furniture if you don't want. A bed, yea, but save some money for blow and snacks. You don't have to listen to nobody.
And Spears, bless you man. May you score 55 points in your next league game.
Mfn Mav I hope you kill 55 skunks this season and hit 55 dingers in softball. It's pool season mfer get to getting that thing clean.
Kooky, I'm fn hungry man. What's for dinner.
Sailor Jerry for everyone!
Lmao
Today must have been national yard sale day? I drove down US 25 and every house/side road I saw had YARD sale signs up.
I need a gd cigarette.
Iowa is about a million miles from anywhere you really want to be. Glad we have good internet in the damn cornfield.
There are some old white people in town that do that **** with the yard sale. I figured out that they also run an in home daycare and put/leave a bunch of the bigger kids toys outside to draw people in.
Hope your mutt is enjoyed a chicken dinner.
Couple of things.
1. Working a second job now full time to go with my other gig of four days a week. I went to trade school and graduated in two years but I have one yr left to finish my bachelors. Hence the reason for the second job. I worked 2p-11p then went straight to my other job and worked 12a-8a that was rough.
2. I could live the rest of my life and be perfectly happy if we could ban the term snowflake and fake news from being used in public. It should be an automatic death sentence and a 500 dollar fine if you say either term.
3 @Willy4UK since you have became a ***** and gone vegan, can you still eat *** and be a vegan? Furthermore are you aloud to splurge on meat curtains and still be a vegan? Just don't start driving a hybrid.
1. Working a second job now full time to go with my other gig of four days a week. I went to trade school and graduated in two years but I have one yr left to finish my bachelors. Hence the reason for the second job. I worked 2p-11p then went straight to my other job and worked 12a-8a that was rough.
2. I could live the rest of my life and be perfectly happy if we could ban the term snowflake and fake news from being used in public. It should be an automatic death sentence and a 500 dollar fine if you say either term.
3 @Willy4UK since you have became a ***** and gone vegan, can you still eat *** and be a vegan? Furthermore are you aloud to splurge on meat curtains and still be a vegan? Just don't start driving a hybrid.
W2B- man, you'd be surprised. Veganism is great. No cholesterol in your meals. I've been dropping python size turds. And yes, i can still eat butthole be a vegan.