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Zardoz's girlfriend?
Penis is evil.
And Louisville basketball.Reason #17 For Hating Soccer
With the Monsoon sqawls the Colorado Toads will be popping out. They are the Gold standard for licking, like Purple Owsley.
A hazard to local dogs, as toad licking OD can kill.
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Might be a serotonin crash. You should feel better after sleeping a few hours. Take it easy. Too much entertainment for one day.
I'd hit that.Midget or Pygmy.
That looks like the only reason to watch soccer.Reason #17 For Hating Soccer
never boned a midget. that would have to be some entertainment. i would fo sho
Hell yeah. My average size pecker would be huge to her..
Definitely Pygmy. I wonder if she faints when you scare the hell out of her? The pediphiles and fettish people are pounding their puds to that pic. Some for the Pygmy some for the fact she looks the size of a 12 yr old. Don't think I could bring myself to pounding a Pygmy.
FUN FACT: If you smack her in the *** with a shovel she'll turn into 40 gold coins.Midget or Pygmy.
More 2" 10" Little Sassee Cassee
That's like banging a little girl with an adult head.
Last word on midgets. You have to get the ones that have the short legs and arms only, but everything else (torso, bewbs, head) is normal. Prolly feel like less of a perv that way.
Do Oompa-loompas have gender? Not saying I wanna hump one if there are any chick ones, but I am curious.
Jemma is the hottest porn midget. You need to google dem tits
Midget Kelly Clarkson was best Kelly Clarkson.
Con mucho gusto.
You ain't lyin. Jeebus...Jemma is the hottest porn midget. You need to google dem tits
Wow -- but I'm afraid I'd be expecting a couple cantaloupes ( I mean they look HUGE, proportionally speaking) and they'd end up being a couple medium sized tangerines. Smaller *** would be a big plus though.Jemma is the hottest porn midget. You need to google dem tits
Oompa loompas, leprechauns, hobbits, elves, who knows.
But Amanda Loy is a 4 foot midget who looks like she could flat out rip your pecker off.
Rooster, maybe GTFO? Thanks. I'm sure they're missing your hot takes in the DLeague.
I see what you did there. These midget girls are HO scale in so many ways.
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Yanks drop yet another game. They have gone from 1st in the AL East to 3rd place and 4.5 game back faster than you can say Kei Igawa.
Can I get a :fistbump:?
Yanks drop yet another game. They have gone from 1st in the AL East to 3rd place and 4.5 game back faster than you can say Kei Igawa.
Can I get a :fistbump:?
I'd like those little Vienna Sausage fingers spread-grabbing my hog.