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Kaizer Sosay

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Nov 29, 2007
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It's a tie. And a tie that I believe need not be broken.

Hakuna your tatas

Undo the calamity that is your mammaries

Each one has its place in the proper context. A wise man would incorporate both into his vocabulary repertoire.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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If you jackals ever see on the news that kaizer sosay done kilt someone there will be no need to ponder the motive.

You can instead spend that valuable time talking amongst one another about how tragic it was that kaizer's wife asked him to drop the kids off at school that morning and yet another idiot parent at ks's kids' school did yet another idiotic thing in the carpool line which finally crossed the threshold for good ole kaizer.
 
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Kaizer Sosay said:
If you jackals ever see on the news that kaizer sosay done kilt someone there will be no need to ponder the motive.

You can instead spend that valuable time talking amongst one another about how tragic it was that kaizer's wife asked him to drop the kids off at school that morning and yet another idiot parent at ks's kids' school did yet another idiotic thing in the carpool line which finally crossed the threshold for good ole kaizer.
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Female?

Pics?
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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AustinTXCat said:
Female?

Pics?
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This morning it was indeed a female. A hot MILF that I know personally to be exact. Probably the only thing that kept this particular incident from being the headline maker. Hot MILF's get a pass of course. There is, however, a threshold...and it is drawing nye.

Alas, I suppose I must have imagined the entire incident because...no pics.
 
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-Mav-

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Kaizer Sosay said:
If you jackals ever see on the news that kaizer sosay done kilt someone there will be no need to ponder the motive.

You can instead spend that valuable time talking amongst one another about how tragic it was that kaizer's wife asked him to drop the kids off at school that morning and yet another idiot parent at ks's kids' school did yet another idiotic thing in the carpool line which finally crossed the threshold for good ole kaizer.
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Bottom line, I’d vote for acquittal — chicks shouldn’t be driving cars.












Unless they’re really good-looking and driving naked.
 
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-Mav-

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funKYcat75 said:
Does anyone even swim in it?
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We literally, and this is 100% the gospel truth, got in it ONE time this year for a grand total of about 90 minutes -- which is 90 minutes longer than it's been used the past 5 years combined. This is not counting, of course, me doing a half-assed SEAL impersonation today by wading neck deep into the freezing water (67 degrees to be exact) to unbolt the rails of the steps so that I could put the cover on it.


(And, yes, there was/still is SIGNIFICANT shrinkage.)
 
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Captain Forehead

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Mashburned said:
Kill it dead, brother. Kill it D.E.D.

If UNC doesn't eat some sort of **** tomorrow, I'm gonna be upset a little bit, but not upset enough that it detracts from my overall joy about UL, our football team, and our Big Blue Madness. But damnit, UNC needs to fry, and Jay Bilas needs to EADIAF.
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Eat A @ick In A Fire?
 
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funKYcat75

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If you read this headline without knowing much about baseball, who would you say won the game?


 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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I feel so liberated from UK sports this weekend. I’m cooking up an Italian storm. My kids are going to learn:

1) sauce w/meatballs, braciole, sausage, beef short ribs.

2) potato gnocchi: fresh made is best, so light they float. No lead-weight sinkers.

3) pizza: bought a peel and stone for the egg and making dough from scratch.

4) Boulevardier... w/chocolate bitters. (A bourbon Negroni) New favorite adult cocktail.:eyes:

5) Espresso: just descaled machine, freshly roasted Intelligentsia Black Cat beans.

6) Apple Pie: blowing through a bushel of our hand-picked Mac and macoun apples. Crust.

Also, whores.
 
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thabigbluenation

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Jul 19, 2012
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basically all you have to do is offer the same impermissable benefits to regular students that you offer to the athletes and your good to go. since the ruling basically stated that regular students benefited from the classes in the same way the student athletes did they couldn't prove that the athletic dept was purposefully benefiting the athletes. it was a university academic problem, not the athletic depts. the athletic dept just happened to benefit from the university problem, but it wasn't their fault.

so impemissible benefits are fine as long as you benefit everyone. see, Louisville just needed to have some regular students in the dorms getting handies and bjs from the strippers and whores and they would have been fine
 
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mashburned

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thabigbluenation said:
basically all you have to do is offer the same impermissable benefits to regular students that you offer to the athletes and your good to go. since the ruling basically stated that regular students benefited from the classes in the same way the student athletes did they couldn't prove that the athletic dept was purposefully benefiting the athletes. it was a university academic problem, not the athletic depts. the athletic dept just happened to benefit from the university problem, but it wasn't their fault.

so impemissible benefits are fine as long as you benefit everyone. see, Louisville just needed to have some regular students in the dorms getting handies and bjs from the strippers and whores and they would have been fine
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That's funny because I believe it was katina powell who stated that these were "dorm parties". That everybody in teh dorm knew, students, players, etc...but I guess the normal students didn't get a HJ from jazzy, so...yea, they f'd up. Stupid idiots can't even cheat right in an organization with pretty much no rules.

I hope Trump fires the NCAA.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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I should be more upset about the UNC decision. I should be super fly TNT. I should be a mushroom cloud laying mother effer, mother effer.

But the simple truth is that I'm pretty much indifferent. I didn't really expect much to come out of it.
 
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mashburned

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I didn't either, but I did kind of expect them to say something like "we are appalled and so very concerned with the findings at UNC, we are so mad, so we are going to take away one scholarship this year!!!!". Or even "we are so mad, so we are going to punish UK this year!!!". Man, they couldn't even act like they gave a crap, and totally condoned and promoted cheating at an institution of higher learning.

One day after stupid Mark Emmert created a commision with Condaleeza Rice to fix college athletics.

SMD, NCAA. It's all so crooked and everything is about covering your ***.
 
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