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UKGrad93

Heisman
Jun 20, 2007
17,437
22,789
0
I'll trade Izaya Crowell for Drew Brees.

Funky - I would entertain a wr offer for Matt Ryan.
 

AustinTXCat

Hall of Famer
Jan 7, 2003
53,446
316,233
113
You jackals can barter amongst yourselves all you want but you're just spinning your wheels.

Fate determined Mean Machine as 2017 fantastical foosball champs long ago...right about the time the draft took place.

#humble

 

Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
25,741
46,563
0
That Handwritten list of demands Karen Sypher wrote prolly totaled $1.5M worth of cash.

Lawyer fees to sue/throw her in slammer, reputation, eventual $44M of “cause” later, and future JoAnne parachute bailout...Pitino shouldn’t have been such a cheap son-of-a-*****.

Dude should be killing it, but now?
 

Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
25,741
46,563
0
Calming down now...

But.

Have to get into work to prep for morning meeting. My routine is discombobulated due to my bathroom reno. Leave 5 minutes later than scheduled.

Driving. Hit a deer. AHGHGGHGH! I’m no puss, but I can’t stand running over creatures. I plowed this little dude. Apologies.

Pulled over in a parking lot to assess damage to my front end.... contact lens flies out of my eye. I was doing my best blind-Velma for ten minutes under my car with deer shreds dangling from my car's grille.

Found lens.

30 minutes late. Traffic.

This life of mine. :thumbsdown:

Can’t wait for Tennessee game & Keeneland.
 

mashburned

Heisman
Mar 10, 2009
40,283
49,516
0
Damn. Glad you're OK, but deer is not. Finding your contact in that mess is kind of impressive.

Will evaluate trades, but I have commitment issues and don't know what Brees is worth. And I won't give you Brees this week so you can whip my *** with him, Funk.
 
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AustinTXCat

Hall of Famer
Jan 7, 2003
53,446
316,233
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Calming down now...

But.

Have to get into work to prep for morning meeting. My routine is discombobulated due to my bathroom reno. Leave 5 minutes later than scheduled.

Driving. Hit a deer. AHGHGGHGH! I’m no puss, but I can’t stand running over creatures. I plowed this little dude. Apologies.

Pulled over in a parking lot to assess damage to my front end.... contact lens flies out of my eye. I was doing my best blind-Velma for ten minutes under my car with deer shreds dangling from my car's grille.

Found lens.

30 minutes late. Traffic.

This life of mine. :thumbsdown:

Can’t wait for Tennessee game & Keeneland.



Glad you're okay. I can definitely relate. Renovations suck.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
25,741
46,563
0
This thread dead?

:baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball:
 

AustinTXCat

Hall of Famer
Jan 7, 2003
53,446
316,233
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This thread dead?

:baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball:
Yankees might, just might, pull off another W and win the ALCS. Pinstripes could be a beast in the World Series.
 
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UKserialkiller

Heisman
Dec 13, 2009
34,297
54,801
0
This thread dead?

:baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball:

Sorry, i haven't been adding much lately. New job, only adding ****** one liners in other threads. Lol

Going to Vegas Nov 10. Girlfiend and I got round trip tickets for $200 total. $100 each out of Tampa. That was a steal.
 

Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
25,741
46,563
0
Sorry, i haven't been adding much lately. New job, only adding ****** one liners in other threads. Lol

Going to Vegas Nov 10. Girlfiend and I got round trip tickets for $200 total. $100 each out of Tampa. That was a steal.

Man, if I were killing it at a new job and knocking the bottom out of a model - I’d be a vapor trail...

Alas, you’re all stuck with my insufferable ***.
 

AustinTXCat

Hall of Famer
Jan 7, 2003
53,446
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Sorry, i haven't been adding much lately. New job, only adding ****** one liners in other threads. Lol

Going to Vegas Nov 10. Girlfiend and I got round trip tickets for $200 total. $100 each out of Tampa. That was a steal.
Awesome deal. Sounds like a plan.

Penny and nickle slots are killer.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
25,706
30,736
0
This thread dead?

:baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball:
Bambi killer!
 

mashburned

Heisman
Mar 10, 2009
40,283
49,516
0
Of course Mash didn't accept your trade offer. He just wanted you to know that he has a good qb just sitting on his bench. I learned that last year.

Lol

I asked this e-guru ff site about that trade, and it was pathetic. I'm gonna need at least Marvin Jones Jr for Mr. Brees. I have a 66% percent chance of making the playoffs according to e-guru.
 

Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
25,706
30,736
0
Lol

I asked this e-guru ff site about that trade, and it was pathetic. I'm gonna need at least Marvin Jones Jr for Mr. Brees. I have a 66% percent chance of making the playoffs according to e-guru.

Not sure what this says about you mash, but word on the street is that e-guru is a tree hugging, Millennial, soccer loving barista. Probably doesn't even know what an American football looks like...much less how the game is actually played.
 

-Mav-

Heisman
Jun 19, 2017
4,693
12,354
0
TFW your first FF matchup for the week gives you an 18 point lead...



TFW you realize it came against your good buddy Willy...



TFW you realize he’s gonna be engaging in copious sex acts with a 20-something supermodel in Vegas this weekend and, well, you’re not...

 
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