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allabouttheUK

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Hard to disagree with mash and his logic on this. However I agree with Herod too and think that's the perfect medium. Expose the username so the dirtbag can be ignored.
 

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My only concern with it is I would like to know the username of the asshat that did it so we can all ignore them, but I was told to drop it by others, so I am.
It was probably me. Why not--I mean I just got accused on Raftards of being a "newbie" and U of L trollolol by Stoneycat_20 for calling him out on his lack of logical thinking.

It's mesmerizing the depths of ****** that some posters will willingly go to prove their point. I swear he and CaneinItaly are the same poster smashed and rolled into the same shitball persona​
 

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Solemn place in here right now. Think I got the gist. Ridiculous.

-Have a hard time not putting UK through most years, this year included. I don't necessarily really believe it will happen but I will get to a matchup sometimes, pick the other team to win, stare at it, think about how pissed I would be if that happened, then change it to UK.

-That said, I like this team fo realz.

-Birthday dinner for sister-in-law tonight. She's a huge *****.
 

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Solemn place in here right now. Think I got the gist. Ridiculous.

-Have a hard time not putting UK through most years, this year included. I don't necessarily really believe it will happen but I will get to a matchup sometimes, pick the other team to win, stare at it, think about how pissed I would be if that happened, then change it to UK.

-That said, I like this team fo realz.

-Birthday dinner for sister-in-law tonight. She's a huge *****.

"Happy birthday huge *****, happy birthday huge *****. Happy birthday dear huge *****, happy birthday to you""
 

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Do her titties work tho??

Gotta be kind of cool having a hot sister in law. I've seen these videos on the web, yaknow. it happens.

Wait. Mash, I think he said she was a huge *****, not that she has big titties and is hot. I could be wrong tho......
 

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I'm gonna say you're wrong. Huge titties are just too great for me to retract my statement about them. I don't care what the facts are. Huge Titties it is.
 

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Always wanted to be that guy, or even the rebound guy for a really hot chick, but NOOOOO!!!! All I get are the marginal women. Maybe if I looked more like more like mcconaughey instead of joe dirt...
 

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Always wanted to be that guy, or even the rebound guy for a really hot chick, but NOOOOO!!!! All I get are the marginal women. Maybe if I looked more like more like mcconaughey instead of joe dirt...

Yeah. One thing I realized. You better have some thick skin in the game. Where ever you go people staring at her like she's a GD steak. Shew. There's limits to everything
 

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So, when did Aaron Hernandez get out of jail, learn to play soccer, and move to Brazil? Just read an article that a town down there is pissed because their team signed a goalie that supposedly fed his wife's body to dogs after he ordered her tortured and killed.
 

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Yeah. One thing I realized. You better have some thick skin in the game. Where ever you go people staring at her like she's a GD steak. Shew. There's limits to everything

I'd only be in a relationship with a chick that hot IF:

1. I were hung like a black horse - I'm not
2. I was loaded with cash - my outstanding credit doesn't count
3. I was THE ******* man and confident as hell - I'm just a nice guy

See, Willy, I'm destined for a life of mediocrity. If ya ever need a dollar or the shirt off my back I'm there though.
 

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So, when did Aaron Hernandez get out of jail, learn to play soccer, and move to Brazil? Just read an article that a town down there is pissed because their team signed a goalie that supposedly fed his wife's body to dogs after he ordered her tortured and killed.

probably had to tell her more than twice to do dishes/laundry. She probably had it coming.
 

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Started calorie counting today to start getting in shape...that's **** is depressing! Finally said screw the numbers and ate half a hot n ready and drank a couple Boston lagers. I'll just have to work out a little harder and a little longer each day.
As an aside, Boston lager on tap is a thing of beauty.
 
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I'd only be in a relationship with a chick that hot IF:

1. I were hung like a black horse - I'm not
2. I was loaded with cash - my outstanding credit doesn't count
3. I was THE ****ing man and confident as hell - I'm just a nice guy

See, Willy, I'm destined for a life of mediocrity. If ya ever need a dollar or the shirt off my back I'm there though.

Man. Dude, you can be confident as hell and be super nice. You're splitting them as if they don't go together. They go together very well. Myth that hot girls don't like nice guys. ********. Show me the proof.
 
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Man. Dude, you can be confident as hell and be super nice. You're splitting them as if they don't go together. They go together very well. Myth that hot girls don't like nice guys. ********. Show me the proof.

Man, I was white fckin hot back in my early 20's, my **** didn't stink and I knew it. Life progresses, you bend and bend, but never break. However in the process of bending you give and give until the life and will is sucked out of you and your body isn't close to what it used to be. You find yourself screaming on the inside to wake the fck up and get it back together but that selfless part of you won't let it happen. You just keep giving and bending until you don't even recognize your own shadow, but you do it all with a smile and love.
 

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Man, I was white fckin hot back in my early 20's, my **** didn't stink and I knew it. Life progresses, you bend and bend, but never break. However in the process of bending you give and give until the life and will is sucked out of you and your body isn't close to what it used to be. You find yourself screaming on the inside to wake the fck up and get it back together but that selfless part of you won't let it happen. You just keep giving and bending until you don't even recognize your own shadow, but you do it all with a smile and love.

Man, that's the problem. Perception. You're bitter about it. Life doesn't suck the life out. Perception does. Man, I'm pretty confident and I'm nice to everyone. Been bending over backwards is fun as hell for me. Take pride in it. Got to fall in love with the process. When people's **** doesn't bother you, you'll attract people to your positivity and energy. But you can't fake it. That's why it's all perception.
 
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Started calorie counting today to start getting in shape...that's **** is depressing! Finally said screw the numbers and ate half a hot n ready and drank a couple Boston lagers. I'll just have to work out a little harder and a little longer each day.
As an aside, Boston lager on tap is a thing of beauty.
I so love craft beer on tap. Ask Willy. Draft beer is always preferable to bottled. Boston Lager is great from the tap, but for some crazy-*** reason, it tastes better, to me, when bottled. Heck, I drank some draft Boston Lager on March 7. It was great, but bottled tastes better.

Weird.
 
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Man, that's the problem. Perception. You're bitter about it. Life doesn't suck the life out. Perception does. Man, I'm pretty confident and I'm nice to everyone. Been bending over backwards is fun as hell for me. Take pride in it. Got to fall in love with the process. When people's **** doesn't bother you, you'll attract people to your positivity and energy. But you can't fake it. That's why it's all perception.

Not bitter at all. It just gets exhausting at times. Going through a lot of **** right now, so I'm in a bit of a dark place. I've never faked who I am, but I don't see anything wrong with wishing for a damn break every once in a while, ya know?
 
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Not bitter at all. It just gets exhausting at times. Going through a lot of **** right now, so I'm in a bit of a dark place. I've never faked who I am, but I don't see anything wrong with wishing for a damn break every once in a while, ya know?

That sounds bitter, just saying. Ha ha
 
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Man, that's the problem. Perception. You're bitter about it. Life doesn't suck the life out. Perception does. Man, I'm pretty confident and I'm nice to everyone. Been bending over backwards is fun as hell for me. Take pride in it. Got to fall in love with the process. When people's **** doesn't bother you, you'll attract people to your positivity and energy. But you can't fake it. That's why it's all perception.
Seems a lot like our basketball team. When your younger, you run n gun. Have some style. As you age, it becomes more of a grind it out sort of game. My problem is that I'm somewhat content with the grind, but I don't love the process. I feel negative all the time.
 

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That sounds bitter, just saying. Ha ha

Only person in a house of five that brings home a pay check. Which is fine, hell it wasn't her fault she got fcked up on the job. I'm working 2.5 jobs (.5 for freelance IT). I'd do it all over again a thousand times over because I love her. I could have walked away when I knew she'd never Ben able to work again, but that's not the kind of man I am, and of course the love and stuff.
 
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Seems a lot like our basketball team. When your younger, you run n gun. Have some style. As you age, it becomes more of a grind it out sort of game. My problem is that I'm somewhat content with the grind, but I don't love the process. I feel negative all the time.

93, yeah. Some **** huh? I think I've figured out the solution. Every 10 years you have to change your life. Getting rid of everything and doing something. Get rid of the kids snd old lady (not kill them). And go get a new wife and make new kids. Repeat till you die
 
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Fck this! Enough about me, how is everyone in the NOB doing?

Willy, got some details for us?
Mash, you hit the neighbor lady or daughter yet?
Herod, are you drinking to celebrate getting back with the ex? Good luck my man hope it works out for you.
Grad, dude...I got nothin.
 

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Only person in a house of five that brings home a pay check. Which is fine, hell it wasn't her fault she got fcked up on the job. I'm working 2.5 jobs (.5 for freelance IT). I'd do it all over again a thousand times over because I love her. I could have walked away when I knew she'd never Ben able to work again, but that's not the kind of man I am, and of course the love and stuff.

Man, understandable with your wife. What about the other 3? Look. Only you know the tough decision.
 

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just learn to be manipulative as ****. women don't want the truth. they just want the perception of it and they like being chased. makes em feel wanted, needed. but they definitely don't want the truth. you don't have to be honest, barely have to be funny, just get good at asking the questions that allows them to talk their frikkin heads off. and pretend to care. and don't talk to much about yourself. remain somewhat a mystery. women love to bring their problems on someone else, but sure as **** don't want to hear yours. then you have baggage. so manipulate, be a little funny. get em a drink, and after all that, you MIGHT get laid. if not, try again.

movie quote...don't put the ***** on a pedestal. it's only *****. someone had it before you, someone will probably have it after you. just enjoy it while she lets you have it.
 

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Man, understandable with your wife. What about the other 3? Look. Only you know the tough decision.

Other three are kids. Two of which are out of the nest very soon. No tough decision to be made. ill be there for her til the bitter end.
I used to tell her when we would have arguments about **** and she would ask why I hadn't walked away yet, I'd say "because I'm Irish"
Not sure what the hell it means but it sounded good and makes me laugh.
All the trials I went through earlier in life prepared me to deal with this situation. I've convinced myself that GOD put her with me because he knew I would love and care for her after she got hurt. He sure as hell knows nobody in her family would.
 
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