So, is 2017 the year that sports just kicks me in the nuts? First New England wins the Super Bowl after being down a billion. UNC gets awarded a title for 20 years of cheating. Now Sergio wins a f***ing major. Book it, the Detroit Red Wings are about to win the Stanley Cup, Andy Murray will win Wimbledon, Louisville, Tennessee, Ohio State, and USC make the CFB playoffs, and the Yankees win the World Series.
If this is the sports year we have to look forward to, can we go back and give 2016 Betty White as a sacrifice/appeasement? She's not done anything this year anyway, kind of like she's already dead.