N.O.B.
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Mash, I just picked up 1/2 gallon of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla. Listeria be damned.
I tweeted this a bit ago, but I'll share it with you rubes too -- Just drank a bunch of liqueur and now I'm gonna do yard work.
Buzzed mowing is drunk mowing, because eff it, I ain't fraid of now power tools.
Buzzed mowing is drunk mowing, because eff it, I ain't fraid of now power tools.
I'm using knives and **** too cause I ain't no *****.
I hate mowing so much, gassed is the only reasonable way to approach it, TBH
No. I hate all of you. schemersI concur. We should meet up some time and have a few brews. But mostly I concur with the me being good people part.
If i ever own a home that isn't in a HOA, I'm gonna cement the entire lot and paint the concrete green
This is when living in Florida is a good thing. Everyone's yard looks like horseshit and no one cares. Park on the sucker
Yet ppl still make money mowing there. Go figure. Do a Birdseye (msn) view of anywhere in East Hillsborough County and its Camaros as lawn furniture everywhere
Agreed. If I were rich I'd just Astro turf the motherf--ker. As it is though, I'm only knocking back the high stuff cause next on the list is I'm gonna 2,4-D the whole f--king yard. Might even glyphosphate its *** and MOAB the *****.
MOTHERF--KING ROUND-UP FTMFW Y'ALL
Took a break and drank some more because HYDRATION IS BIG MOTHERF--KERS AND IM ALL ABOUT HEALTH AND ****
Don't paint the concrete. It will eventually flake off and have to be repainted. Get that concrete dyed. You can order it with color mixed in.
I'd just turf the whole lawn if I had the money to do so. But I would keep one square about three feet squared that I could still piss on.
My lawn could use some care. It looks like Ed Cooley's head.
Kid to band.
Me to store.
Me home to get other kid
Other other kid to dance
Watch kid's band
Urrbody to Easter bunny
Lunch
10 minutes
Church easter party
Mow
Eat weeds
Kid to party
Crash
Helluva 'day off'
Me to store.
Me home to get other kid
Other other kid to dance
Watch kid's band
Urrbody to Easter bunny
Lunch
10 minutes
Church easter party
Mow
Eat weeds
Kid to party
Crash
Helluva 'day off'
Ha. There is no 'alone' with 3 kids. Always one around. Just like electrons. (If I remember my chemistry)
Had to do a double take on that one.
I was like. Hell Funky smoking some easter bud
So, the guys who did the music video I posted in here yesterday, those guys are pretty good when they get serious.
Dear Funky,
You gets no pity from the NOB for your "day off" woes. None. Because you get "3 months off" from work every single year. Sooooo...Suck it up, punk.
Sincerely,
#TeamNoSympathy
You gets no pity from the NOB for your "day off" woes. None. Because you get "3 months off" from work every single year. Sooooo...Suck it up, punk.
Sincerely,
#TeamNoSympathy
I whacked some weeds while 3/4 drunk today and it kicked ***
I pretty sure the stuff we sprayed wasn't much more potent than that. So many *** chewing received. So many.
So, that chick in the Kia Cadenza commercial has some big, giant titties, huh?
Researching now to see if she's done porn. I'll report back (might be awhile, if she has [banana]).
Researching now to see if she's done porn. I'll report back (might be awhile, if she has [banana]).
Sometime this spring a landscaping company is supposed to do some work on our yard. I had my wife forward an email about it. I looked up the company and find an article about how some other landscape guy tired to hire someone to murder him and his family. Pretty weird.
Hey guys, pay no attention to that other zardoz dumbass. I knew all along that chick was in Mad Men.
Damn. Dude must scape a helluva yard to make another scaper that jelly.
So, that chick in the Kia Cadenza commercial has some big, giant titties, huh?
Researching now to see if she's done porn. I'll report back (might be awhile, if she has [banana]).
Them titties don't stop, but she got a Reba Mackentyre monkey mouth. Would hit with impunity, but I hit a tube sock.
Damn, you're right -- she's does have a Reba mouth.
But those tittays though, whew. I mean, DAMN, they'd beat a fella down. I'd be all like Drago Russia Rocky smackin dem thangs 'round...
Gotta love Iowa small business environment. Can't wait. See ya in a week.