N.O.B.

Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
25,706
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WhereTF is Mav? Got all kinds of questions for him...

For starters...was there a Chik-fil-a platter delivered this Christmas or did Covid cancel that too?
 

ukwildcat2004

Heisman
Jan 12, 2003
5,030
12,048
113
I know of a guy one time after several drinks went to break the seal and while in the bathroom a jockey came in. He proceeded to ask the jockey if he would like a stool so he could piss like the big boys. Allegedly the jockey then proceeded to kick this guys ***.
 
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BlueVelvetFog

Heisman
Apr 12, 2016
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19,225
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Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
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46,563
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Just heard that the Cats are going to start wearing new patches on their uniforms. I figured it would be a BLM patch. But apparently they decided to go with a symbol that better represents their unity as a team on the court.


Cal is toast. He did nothing urgent to stop a loss last night.

Boston was so lost on defense that he made Kyle Wiltjer look like Gary Payton.
 

Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
25,706
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My favorite player on the team is AJ (Action Jackson). He would be starting on my team and getting 35-40 minutes a night...with the strict rule that he never shoot from further than 10’ from the basket except for free throws...he actually shot the ball well from the line last night <wow emoji>

AJ is everywhere...all at once...all the time. Dude just gets after it at both ends. He blocks shots like Mutumbo (minus the finger wag). Hustles after EVERY rebound and EVERY loose ball. Plays good D. Plays with heart & physicality. In other words...he is the exact opposite of every other player on the team. He can’t shoot worth a damn...but let’s be honest here...neither can the rest of them...so thats not even really a factor. Just slap the “10’ and in” rule on him and move on.

And don’t give me the “spark off the bench” BS. We are a better team when he is on the court. That’s a proven fact. So put him on the court for the coin toss that magically rids the court of Covid and then leave him in there for the duration. Hell, I’d even let him be the rep from our team that calls the coin flip.
 

ukwildcat2004

Heisman
Jan 12, 2003
5,030
12,048
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More likely this year:

NCAA Tournament Invite?
NIT Invite?
CBI Invite?
College football Playoff?
A hot celebrity calls and says to me I would love to show you my boobs?
 

Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
25,706
30,736
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Cal is a fuggin moron.
I concur.

Example #1: Jackson started today but played the least amount of minutes he has played all season. He’s the best defender, rebounder, & shot blocker on the team. Him playing 9 minutes today was absurdly idiotic.

Example #2: There were at least 6 instances today where Boston should have been placed under the bench. Yet, there he was...left to his own devices...bumbling and stumbling about the court. Boston very well may wind up being a great pro in the NBA...but right now he is one of the most overrated players in college basketball history.

Example #3: UK’s Offense is abysmal. Some of those guys lack the very basic fundamental understanding of how to run an offense. The rest of them have no desire to even entertain the idea of doing so. Cal apparently doesn’t know how to handle either situation.

Example #4: Allen barely played in the 2nd half. WTF?

Example #5: UK sucks.
 
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