N.O.B.

[gobigbluebell]

Here at Team Blue Bell we believe in second chances. That’s why we decided to make serial rapist Dak Prescott our franchise QB!

How.in.the.****.did.Funk.get.honk.boy.extraordinaire.and.Mahomes.

A: BECAUSE HE CHEATS!!!!

 

[gobigbluebell]

Well, how bout that...Blue Bell the early favorite to win the league. Projection brought to by IBM Watson.

 

[Captain Forehead]

You got 2 kickers too!!!

Josh Allen for...

Hit me up. Anything to keep funky from cheating again. Who am I kidding...

 

[UKGrad93]

When’s the ffb draft?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Yeah. I had a family engagement. I set up my auto draft and screwed it up lol. How in the hell did I come up with three quarterbacks and three defenses. SMH. Lol

[laughing]

I wondered what happened. Defense choices seemed rather slim by 11th round or so.

 

[Captain Forehead]

[laughing]

I wondered what happened. Defense choices seemed rather slim by 11th round or so.

Cause defense wins championships! So why not have two or three? Duh!

 

[gobigbluebell]

Hey @funKYcat75 or @Kooky Kats can you check the conversation thread and help me out real quick? I need to add Mack Jones and I can't login to my stupid fantasy team!

 

[gobigbluebell]

NVM I GOT IT.

Disney account services says someone was likely tampering with my account. SHOCKER. Try as you might, Team Blue Bell is gonna win the fight. Again.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I would like to publicly apologize for calling my QB a serial rapist. I confused Dak with the other QB in Texas, Deshaun Watson. That was embarrassing.

 

[UKGrad93]

I would like to publicly apologize for calling my QB a serial rapist. I confused Dak with the other QB in Texas, Deshaun Watson. That was embarrassing.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I know it was against the Sisters of the Poor JV squad...but damn if we don’t actually have an offense this year. We actually threw the ball on 1st & 2nd downs a few times...and we threw passes more than 10yards down field...and our WR’s actually caught the football.

No wait...I’m serious!!!

#FootballSchool

 

[Captain Forehead]

The Coronavirus can suck by balls. It's currently taken residence at the Foreheads household. The wife and I are dealing the best we can. Seems to not have hit my teenage daughter too hard. Other two seem ok. Wish us luck.

 

[funKYcat75]

The Coronavirus can suck by balls. It's currently taken residence at the Foreheads household. The wife and I are dealing the best we can. Seems to not have hit my teenage daughter too hard. Other two seem ok. Wish us luck.

That’s sucks bro. Take care of yourselves. Are you in Lexington?

 

[AustinTXCat]

The Coronavirus can suck by balls. It's currently taken residence at the Foreheads household. The wife and I are dealing the best we can. Seems to not have hit my teenage daughter too hard. Other two seem ok. Wish us luck.

Wow. Sorry to hear. Get well soon and good luck.

 

[Captain Forehead]

That’s sucks bro. Take care of yourselves. Are you in Lexington?

No. Leitchfield. Thanks guys.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

The Coronavirus can suck by balls. It's currently taken residence at the Foreheads household. The wife and I are dealing the best we can. Seems to not have hit my teenage daughter too hard. Other two seem ok. Wish us luck.

Praying for you & your family. Hang in there, brother.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I hate Notre Dame.

This message brought you by years of intense hatred that began to brew in the Kelly Trapuka/Digger Phelps college basketball era...ran at boiling point levels during the early ESPN days (early 80’s) when they played reruns of ND football games all day every day starting early Sunday morning...and it maintains to this very day at Code Red DEFCON 1 maximum peak hatred whilst watching them win this game against a Seminoles team about which I give zero effs.

Eff Notre Dame and their goofy little elf-like mascot.

No offense meant, Buddy. Sorry.

 

[Buddy-The-Elf]

No offense meant, Buddy

None taken. Leprechauns are the black sheep of the elf diaspora.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

I like Notre Dame.

catholics rule.

suggit, Sosay.

 

[AustinTXCat]

No. Leitchfield. Thanks guys.

My cousin lives near Anneta on Nolin Lake. I plan on visiting Leitchfield area November 20-22.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Stay safe Forehead. All best

In other news If you’re an advertiser and you use either:
1. Ukeleles
2. Rhythmic clapping

..on your ad, ****, you. Not getting a dime of my scratch.

 

[UKGrad93]

Excellent take Cat Tongue.

RIP Foreheads.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Excellent take Cat Tongue.

RIP Foreheads.

What the fudge? Don't write us off yet.

 

[Captain Forehead]

My cousin lives near Anneta on Nolin Lake. I plan on visiting Leitchfield area November 20-22.

Feel free to keep me posted. I'd be happy to meet you and buy you a beer or three.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Feel free to keep me posted. I'd be happy to meet you and buy you a beer or three.

Same here. Will do. Appreciate it. That sounds awesome. Yeah, Leitchfield voted wet not long ago. In fact, I purchased some craft beer at Leitchfield Walmart earlier this year. I'm usually in the area 2-3x every year.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

ATC...will your travels take you to the Metro area this time?

 

[AustinTXCat]

ATC...will your travels take you to the Metro area this time?

Yes, possibly. We might be able to finally link up.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Ara64. Boom. Exposed as a fraud

 

[Captain Forehead]

[laughing]

I wondered what happened. Defense choices seemed rather slim by 11th round or so.

I dropped a defense if anyone needs one. Steelers.

 

[AustinTXCat]

I dropped a defense if anyone needs one. Steelers.

Good stuff. Mike Tomlin usually runs a very tough D. I'll first wait and see how this mighty Rams D performs.

 

[funKYcat75]

RE: Fantasy Football.

@AustinTXCat , you could at least use lube.

 

[AustinTXCat]

RE: Fantasy Football.

@AustinTXCat , you could at least use lube.

[laughing]

No worries, Funky. It would not surprise me if you pull out a win. In fact, I easily envision Patrick Mahomes and Ed McCaffrey's kid going off for 100 FP combined come Sunday.

Don't forget you're playing Drunk football. Over the past 9 seasons, my mighty Drunks have never mounted a winning campaign.

 

[funKYcat75]

Quite the day yesterday. Big time band contest and Big Boy football.

Liam Coen is not long for Lexington, I’m afraid. Unless Mitch signs a blank check, someone will snatch him up with the quickness.

Sometimes it’s just hard to believe that this is UK football that we’re watching.

Give C-Rod off next week and have him work on strengthening his hands or something. Steady diet of Smoke, Robinson, and Ali for three quarters and then put in the second string.

Rolling into the Florida game 4-0 and probably ranked about 20th, is my guess. Wonder if we’ll get the 3:30 slot for that one?

Perfect weather last night.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I got a pretty good idea…PLAY ROBERT JUTAHN.

I’ve lost all my patience with that crap.

Hey our DBs suck at tackling. PLAY VITO NOW.

Who Dey!!!!!!

After Chattanooga, we have an endless run of murderous SEC opponents. We have to have those 6 guys back. Florida, Georgia…whoever, would all be playing these guys till they had a reason not to. Mitch is a clown.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Dear YouTube ads

I don’t give a one-armed fiddler’s fück about your cloud-based solutions spoken in the voice of some bitchy tech wench.

Get off my phone!
All Best

 

[_Mav_]

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Mark Andrews disagrees with the post above...

muhhuahhahaaa

 

[UKGrad93]

 

[gobigbluebell]

Kickers shouldn't even be on fantasy football teams. I motion to remove kickers from all rosters immediately, and subtract all kicker points from the week 1 scores. Thank you in advance.