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BlueVelvetFog

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Still for sale. Shocking that a questionably sized house (listing says 2926 square feet. No way) right on a busy road that costs 369K hasn't been snatched up yet.

The outside does not match the inside at all.
Square footage includes dungeon and “Rec room”


 

Kaizer Sosay

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Adding further insult to my aforementioned chicken injuries, this sign greeted me at the local Zaxby's this weekend when I had a hankering for some fingers and Zax sauce...


It's located about 3/4 of a mile from CFA on the way out of town, so location is a problem. However, the Culver's right across the parking lot from Zaxby's does booming business, so I don't really know what the problem is. Lord knows I've done my part to keep them going these past few years.
Ahhhh yes. The ol’ “closed until further notice” bit. I’ve seen that very same sign at a few various joints before in Metro...albeit in much better hand writing. Brace yourself, brother...because that’s code for “ain’t never gonna open back up”. So prepare thy future fast food poultry dining expectations accordingly. But Zaxby’s sucks anyway so you’ve got that working in your favor.
 
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_Mav_

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Got stoned last night for some reason because why the hell not and stumbled into watching some Mike & Molly reruns (had never seen before) and HOT DAMN that Katy Mixon lit my fuse. Yowza.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Need a "GO" or "NO-GO" from NOB on these getting socks for the upcoming season...



While my on-field performance dipped a little last year OK I ADMIT IT WAS THE WORST YEAR I'VE EVER HAD my stirrup/sock game remained stellar, but I'm not one to rest on my laurels. Gotta keep pushing that envelope.
Go.
 

funKYcat75

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WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ...
 

AustinTXCat

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WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ...
I once held for an hour. Thank heavens for intrawebs.

Wife once admitted she held for two hours until someone finally picked up.
 

_Mav_

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WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ... WE APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE ... 10 seconds of peaceful music ...
I've never understood why they have to thank me for my patience over and over. Say it once then STFU and just play some f#cking music.