So you're telling me you can be ugly and rich and someone will be willing to fornicate with you?
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So you're telling me you can be ugly and rich and someone will be willing to fornicate with you?
I’ll have to see if I have the game recorded. Anyway, during a break in the Sugar Bowl game, they were showing footage (maybe live) from Bourbon Street. A black lady in the crowd is looking up towards a balcony and pulls her top down exposing her tit.
I rewound a few times to make sure about what I was seeing.
Go Cats!! Bad foul by Shepard at the end but they prevailed.
It appears we got a new FFL champion.
Congrats, Funky!!!!!
Congrats, Funky!!!!!
Congrats. Jerk. Mostly kidding.
So, Undistinguished Gentlemen 2023 FFL season should finish something like this:
funKYcat75 - Champion
jedwar - Runner-up
AustinTXCat - 3rd Place
gobigbluebell - good sportsmen.
Been a great season. Thanks to all for coming out. Let's try to squeeze in others on our wait list next season.
Hope I'm still here.
funKYcat75 - Champion
jedwar - Runner-up
AustinTXCat - 3rd Place
gobigbluebell - good sportsmen.
Been a great season. Thanks to all for coming out. Let's try to squeeze in others on our wait list next season.
Hope I'm still here.
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I’d like to thank everyone for a great season. I apologize for being so good. It’s not easy to be this amazing at Fantasmagorical Foosball. I will be accepting tributes and indugences at this time.
Make sure most of your players are on crappy teams or are on teams that are fighting for a top seed. That way they keep playing during the last two weeks.
The rest?
Make sure most of your players are on crappy teams or are on teams that are fighting for a top seed. That way they keep playing during the last two weeks.
The rest?
What do I do about Taylor swift? I was 1-0 before she came onto the scene. Then she ruined it for me.
I suppose you will need to bed her to take away the bad juju. She and Travis will understand.
You enjoy that back door championship. I sure would. But I can't. Thanks to you and Nico whoever that was.
My wife will understand. Anything for the good of my fantasy team.
You think Taylor will write a song about our "bedding down"?
Can you believe we've been at this for 10 years. Here's a little breakdown of our history including all players who have played at least half of the seasons.
| Team | Points | AVG final placement | Placement Rank | AVG wins | Wins Rank | AVG losses | Loss rank | Championships | Champ rank |
| 1.
Mash
| 36 | 3.8 | 10 | 8.9 | 10 | 4.4 | 10 | 1 | 6 |
| 2.
Kook
| 35 | 4.111111111 | 9 | 8.333333333 | 9 | 5 | 9 | 2 | 8 |
| 3.
UKGrad
| 34 | 4.3 | 8 | 8.1 | 8 | 5.1 | 8 | 3 | 10 |
| 4.
funKY
| 26 | 5 | 6 | 7.3 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 8 |
| 5.
KS
| 26 | 5 | 6 | 7.5 | 7 | 5.7 | 7 | 1 | 6 |
| 6.
Jedwar
| 14 | 6.333333333 | 5 | 6.444444444 | 4 | 6.666666667 | 5 | 0 | |
| 7.
ATC
| 13 | 7.1 | 4 | 6.6 | 5 | 6.7 | 4 | 0 | |
| 8.
LEK
| 9 | 7.125 | 3 | 4.875 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 0 | |
| 9.
Mav
| 5 | 8.8 | 1 | 4.5 | 2 | 8.7 | 2 | 0 | |
| 10.
Captain
| 4 | 7.4 | 2 | 3.8 | 1 | 9.6 | 1 | 0 |
That's just super. Thanks for letting me know where I stand on the suckage list.
As an educator you know we can make the statistics say what we want them to say.
Everybody knows wins are more important than championships, right John Vincent Calipari? RIGHT GUYS?
I can't even win the final placement score. Thanks Mav.
New Circle Road between Richmond Rd and Newtown Pike is a depressing ********. Just a dank, dark, concrete puke ******** covered in layers of miserable ****.
They should widen the road, tear down this ****** existence and make it a freeway. Damn what a ****** **** mess
They should widen the road, tear down this ****** existence and make it a freeway. Damn what a ****** **** mess
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And strip clubs. Tittays and chicken. What's not to like
Cheapest gas in town plus Kratom in one spot!
Lexingtons only pizza buffet
Golden Corral
Car “dealerships” as far as the eye can see.
Sam’s Club
Empty bowling alley.
I don’t see what’s not to love.
Lexingtons only pizza buffet
Golden Corral
Car “dealerships” as far as the eye can see.
Sam’s Club
Empty bowling alley.
I don’t see what’s not to love.