That's a shame man. Something so pretty smelling so bad. Did it have a funky taste to it too?
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I'm convinced 2017 is the year that makes me quit on sports. Patriots win, UNC win, UK has a shot at being really, REALLY ****** next season, Sergio gets a major, and now Dale Jr. Is retiring. If Elton John dies from his infection, I'll go ahead and say we can throw in Betty White if the sports Gods will come back and restore order.
I didn't know he had a track record.
She needs to lay off the dairy... This according to former female colleagues.
i don't think Dale Jr. has had his heart in it for a long time. he was never the same after that fiery crash in the Iroq series or whatever it's called he was running on the side back in like 2004 honestly.
sports are frustrating as hell.
i saw the 30 for 30. i know Cal has been wildly successful. it's all about the kids. yada. but i am not really ok with a kid coming here for one semester, using the facilities and getting to show himself in practice against our guys in practice in front of scouts and then bolting. his decision, but Cal let this happen. it's whatev at this point.
remind me to stay away from Covington so i don't die in a fiery crash.
it must be bad that a dude that will tongue lash the hell out of some butthole says your ****** smells to bad to stick your penis in it. dayum. i've smelt some smelly taint before, a girl has to know. that is like B.O. (and not the former muslim president version) when you smell cause you haven't washed your *** and forgot deodorant, you know it.
sports are frustrating as hell.
i saw the 30 for 30. i know Cal has been wildly successful. it's all about the kids. yada. but i am not really ok with a kid coming here for one semester, using the facilities and getting to show himself in practice against our guys in practice in front of scouts and then bolting. his decision, but Cal let this happen. it's whatev at this point.
remind me to stay away from Covington so i don't die in a fiery crash.
it must be bad that a dude that will tongue lash the hell out of some butthole says your ****** smells to bad to stick your penis in it. dayum. i've smelt some smelly taint before, a girl has to know. that is like B.O. (and not the former muslim president version) when you smell cause you haven't washed your *** and forgot deodorant, you know it.
If it smells like fish do as you wish and if it smells like cologne leave it alone.
The wise man that relayed that information to me based it on if they smelled of cologne they were covering something up.
Went to school with a gal that had the odor. Like just emanating from her at all times. Seemed like generally a clean girl, but just didn't take care of that area I suppose. She was a big girl, but the kind that would've been mad hot if she lost weight (never did). Shame.
She had that, "not so fresh feeling".
I mean, isn't douchin' the solution?
I mean, isn't douchin' the solution?
Funky- that poor fat girl
Kooky- i don't know man. She texted me once that she could smell her own ****** while she was driving. She decribed it smelling like a warm baby sheep nestled in a blanket
ummm no. That **** smells like dead tuna
Kooky- i don't know man. She texted me once that she could smell her own ****** while she was driving. She decribed it smelling like a warm baby sheep nestled in a blanket
ummm no. That **** smells like dead tuna
I kinda envision that chick like this, with all the speckled, bobbing semi-circles being odor molecules...
...except she's not a dude, she's a really hot chick -- like Daphne from Scooby or Veronica from Archie, or even that big tittied chick from that rabbit movie.
...except she's not a dude, she's a really hot chick -- like Daphne from Scooby or Veronica from Archie, or even that big tittied chick from that rabbit movie.
I was thinking the exact same thing and was getting ready to post this same thing almost word for word.
Man, butthole doesn't taste bad. Just usually sweaty. But my God, KS when ****** smells so bad even with pants on. Something is wrong
Yeah man, you'll get no argument from the kaizer on that one.
But what I am confused about is that you had been hanging out with her for a bit. If the stank was so bad then how did you not notice before?
Well then i'm even more confused now than i was before. Shoulda been a deal breaker from the get go then. No matter how hot the chick is. Or how good her credit is.
Funky- that poor fat girl
Kooky- i don't know man. She texted me once that she could smell her own ****** while she was driving. She decribed it smelling like a warm baby sheep nestled in a blanket
Lmaooooo she's crazy as ****. Be glad you stopped.
i would like to thank free internet porn for limiting my thoughts of trying to look for strange and cheat on my marriage. i'm not saying i never will, don't think i would ever be the instigator, not sure i could resist if it was thrown on me, that's just how penis's work. but porn let's me get some of that out of my system.
it's what women don't understand. we as men masturbate. we have no choice. sex is really just another form of masturbation. of course it is fun dominating and owning your woman and their is that satisfaction. but at the end of the day, getting some strange is just another form of masturbation, really. it's not personal.
it's what women don't understand. we as men masturbate. we have no choice. sex is really just another form of masturbation. of course it is fun dominating and owning your woman and their is that satisfaction. but at the end of the day, getting some strange is just another form of masturbation, really. it's not personal.
man, them morning and early afternoon talk shows were so much better back in the 80's and 90's
this "Lenny and Larry's Muscle Brownie" I'm eating that I picked up from Academy tastes like ****** garbage ****. The picture on the wrapper looks good. All moist and chocolatey.
Nope. Garbage ****. Don't know why I bought it . Actually looked kinda tasty. Impulse buy at the check out counter. Should've went with the "Birthday Cake cookie".
what I bought:
what I ate:
EAT BROWNIES GET MUSCLES.
Horseshit. Lying queefs.
Nope. Garbage ****. Don't know why I bought it . Actually looked kinda tasty. Impulse buy at the check out counter. Should've went with the "Birthday Cake cookie".
what I bought:
what I ate:
EAT BROWNIES GET MUSCLES.
Horseshit. Lying queefs.
Maybe you gain muscle by chucking it as far as you can after taking a bite. If so, they technically aren't wrong in their slogan.