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[thabigbluenation]

I feel like if they ever made another Chevy chase national lampoon's vacation that there would be some shenanigans go down at a buccees.

At some point I can see buccees having it's own hotel chain on site with maybe a redneckish water park. It would become a new day wally world.

 

[thabigbluenation]

^^imagine being a truck driver, you got lots of space, park for the night, go to hotel instead of using your truck where you can get some roadie hooker loving, then go in and use those immaculate bathrooms to clean the meth ***** stains off and grab some pulled pork sandwiches and an ale8.

Like paradise.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 40. Everyone go out and look under your car seat and count the dried-up boogers you find.

Whoever’s closest to the number wins.

 

[funKYcat75]

I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 40. Everyone go out and look under your car seat and count the dried-up boogers you find.

Whoever’s closest to the number wins.

It’s a Jackson Pollock painting down there.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 40. Everyone go out and look under your car seat and count the dried-up boogers you find.

Whoever’s closest to the number wins.

I found a 3 cheeze-its, 7.5 boogers, one lost cup, and one mysterious crusty object that resembled a chicken nugget.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I found a 3 cheeze-its, 7.5 boogers, one lost cup, and one mysterious crusty object that resembled a chicken nugget.

The magic number was 36. Maybe next year, fellas

 

[ukwildcat2004]

The magic number was 36. Maybe next year, fellas

So what you are telling me is I didn't win ****?

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

So what you are telling me is I didn't win ****?

Hey..I don’t make the rules.

 

[Captain Forehead]

I didn't find any boogers. But I did find a coffee cup. First aid kit. And a half a green crayon.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Hey..I don’t make the rules.

I feel like the rules of the game need to reexamined

 

[AustinTXCat]

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

Your Snake Draft is scheduled for Sun, Aug 18 at 7:00 PM EST

*Draft order is randomized 1 hour before the draft begins

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

 

[AustinTXCat]

Yo, Mash.

We're about 4 years + $3,000 too late. Good read. Old boy piggy-backed off the beaver and got rich. Crazy, but happy for him.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Softball update: double header last night.

Game 1: 2-3 (2 singles)

Game 2: 1-1 (single)

Batting roughly .750 on the season.

 

[AustinTXCat]

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

National Public Data experienced a security breach. Billions of records exposed, including SSN and addresses.

You can check if your records were exposed by going to:

NPD Breach Check - Pentester.com ​

npd.pentester.com




Source: https://time.com/7011872/social-security-data-breach-information/

Wife and my records exposed. Little brother records exposed. Oddly, my daughter's not.

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

 

[ukwildcat2004]

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

National Public Data experienced a security breach. Billions of records exposed, including SSN and addresses.

You can check if your records were exposed by going to:

NPD Breach Check - Pentester.com ​

npd.pentester.com




Source: https://time.com/7011872/social-security-data-breach-information/

Wife and my records exposed. Little brother records exposed. Oddly, my daughter's not.

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

Austin bout to get everyones bank account information lol

 

[AustinTXCat]

Austin bout to get everyones bank account information lol

Heh, heh. No. Hopefully saving everyone else.

 

[gobigbluebell]

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

Your Snake Draft is scheduled for Sun, Aug 18 at 7:00 PM EST

*Draft order is randomized 1 hour before the draft begins

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

Can’t wait!

I’ll actually probably let IBM Watson pick my team.

 

[Captain Forehead]

My mother has been in poor health. Tomorrow is her 82nd birthday and we will be celebrating with a family cookout. Yours truly will be manning the grill. Hopefully I'll be finished and back home in time to be a part of the live fantastical foosball League draft.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Just your reminder that Rafters sucks. TIA

 

[Captain Forehead]

Just your reminder that Rafters sucks. TIA

I didn't need that reminder. But, thanks the same.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

My mother has been in poor health. Tomorrow is her 82nd birthday and we will be celebrating with a family cookout. Yours truly will be manning the grill. Hopefully I'll be finished and back home in time to be a part of the live fantastical foosball League draft.

Happy birthday to your momma! Hopefully you make the grill proud!!

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

Your Snake Draft is scheduled for Sun, Aug 18 at 7:00 PM EST

*Draft order is randomized 1 hour before the draft begins

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

Holy shite! That’s tonight. The second most consistent fact in FF is that Draft Day is a sneaky little mofo. #1 on that list is the fact that you can consistently count of funky cheating in some form or fashion.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I didn't need that reminder. But, thanks the same.

I remind them all the time. They need a hint once in a while.

https://kentucky.forums.rivals.com/...ks-uk-is-the-team-to-beat-this-season.418606/

 

[AustinTXCat]

Congrats, Mash. Ya got first pick in the draft.

 

[funKYcat75]

Congrats, Mash. Ya got first pick in the draft.

#StopTheSteal

 

[gobigbluebell]

HONKY TIME MFERS

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Isn't funky just gonna cheat and win?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Guru has me finishing 10th. WTF? Ima show that mofo what’s what.

And yeah…funky cheating is inevitable.

 

[Kooky Kats]

My team is straight trash. IBM Watson is unburdened from what has been.

Gonna have to show my managing prowess to navigate to the championship

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Guru has me finishing 10th. WTF? Ima show that mofo what’s what.

And yeah…funky cheating is inevitable.

They’ll always be the Redskins to me.

 

[gobigbluebell]

My team is straight trash. IBM Watson is unburdened from what has been.

Gonna have to show my managing prowess to navigate to the championship

IBM Watson drafted me a 2nd RB who plays for the Carolina Panthers and is out 4-5 games with an ACL.

Counterpoint: he drafted Da Honky

I got 3 flipping RBs on my roster. Wtf am I supposed to do with that?

 

[UKGrad93]

I have no idea about my team. Bunches of RB and WR & the greatest honkey QB in the league!

 

[UKGrad93]

Trip to KY over the weekend was a **** show. Mom complains ALL. THE. TIME. My brother got shitfaced and was an ***. Yay family time!

 

[UKGrad93]

Forgot to mention that a car came through the front of my wife's clinic last week. Smashed the front glass window, through the lobby and through the wall of her boss' office. Pushed his desk back and pinned him against the wall.

 

[AustinTXCat]

News you can use:

https://www.popsci.com/science/which-animals-can-and-cant-fart/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

 

[Kooky Kats]

Useful. thanks.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Trip to KY over the weekend was a **** show. Mom complains ALL. THE. TIME. My brother got shitfaced and was an ***. Yay family time!

A mom complaining?

Don’t believe a word of it.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

How do guys deal with the wife having to mention every facet of her day?
A) Sit and nod
B) Sit and show no emotion
C) Grab some “listening juice” out of the fridge and engage