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Also, idiot neighbor stories please.
The Manson family next door finally packed up their NINE KIDS and moved to Texas where they can roam free.
The owner came in and remodeled the place to sell, and eventually someone tried to commit a lil arson, sooo....I got no neighbors over there which is awesome. Owner said Manson family Dad was crazy (duh), and told him that he would have to answer to God eventually for not giving back the deposit.
The Manson family next door finally packed up their NINE KIDS and moved to Texas where they can roam free.
The owner came in and remodeled the place to sell, and eventually someone tried to commit a lil arson, sooo....I got no neighbors over there which is awesome. Owner said Manson family Dad was crazy (duh), and told him that he would have to answer to God eventually for not giving back the deposit.
Idiot neighbor story #1...
I suspect — based purely on nothing but misanthropia-fueled paranoid conjecture at this point — they are involved in illicit drug production and distribution. They always, and I mean ALWAYS, have at least one window open (and usually 2 or 3), all day every day, rain or shine, hot or cold. It’s weird. Additionally, there is a revolving “coterie” of 3-4 redneck hot rods (various Mustangs, Camaros, Chargers, etc...) in the driveway at all times AND they always have the windows in these cars either partially cracked or rolled down at all times, again rain or shine, hot or cold. Finally, I know for a fact they raise English Bulldogs because the little bastards frequently get on our back porch (as well as piss on our flowers and bushes — thanks Blink). ****’s gonna hit the fan if they ruin my freshly planted redwood, er redbud.
I suspect — based purely on nothing but misanthropia-fueled paranoid conjecture at this point — they are involved in illicit drug production and distribution. They always, and I mean ALWAYS, have at least one window open (and usually 2 or 3), all day every day, rain or shine, hot or cold. It’s weird. Additionally, there is a revolving “coterie” of 3-4 redneck hot rods (various Mustangs, Camaros, Chargers, etc...) in the driveway at all times AND they always have the windows in these cars either partially cracked or rolled down at all times, again rain or shine, hot or cold. Finally, I know for a fact they raise English Bulldogs because the little bastards frequently get on our back porch (as well as piss on our flowers and bushes — thanks Blink). ****’s gonna hit the fan if they ruin my freshly planted redwood, er redbud.
Hot chick next door may be a lesbian. She just got hotter
Mav, but how’s next door neighbor’s stirrup-game? You most likely have that beat.
Sounds pretty redneck. Maybe cook em up some fresh homemade meth and go introduce yourself.
The 2000’s version of “Welcome to the Neighborhood” home-baked apple pie.
You haven’t Wal*Marted until you have Wal*Marted in Pigeon Forge Tennessee.
Pose as a pizza guy? Surveillance from a tree house?
Pizza guy. They order pizza. They can't pay with money cause they don't have any and then have to pay for it in other forms.....
If it goes as planned you can thank me later.
Drink up Bob, the Zags are comin' for ya...
Here's a blast from the past -- Pillsbury DB givin' it to Barbie...
Here's a blast from the past -- Pillsbury DB givin' it to Barbie...
Wonder if the dough boy used protection or raw "doughed" it. I'll see myself out.
Lol -- I had to register another account because I couldn't remember my old password (it was remembered on my phone but not on my PC). I'm not happy about it because (A) I'm partial to hyphens rather than underscores, and (B) I can't figure out how to change/add an avatar.
Here's a couple examples of what I'm talking about re: the idiot neighbor. The first pic shows a Mustang with the driver's window rolled down and the trunk open all night, and the second shows another Mustang (the white and black Chargers are missing) and that 4 windows on the house were open all night. They're just friggin weird.
Any guesses as to what's in the trunk of the black 'stang?Here's a couple examples of what I'm talking about re: the idiot neighbor. The first pic shows a Mustang with the driver's window rolled down and the trunk open all night, and the second shows another Mustang (the white and black Chargers are missing) and that 4 windows on the house were open all night. They're just friggin weird.
Dunno for sure, but I'd wager some form of contraband.
If you were trying to hide illegal activities, probably best not to do total weirdo things like leave your trunk and windows open all night.
Do these people look "normal"?
Do they park in the garage? What's in the garage? THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT GARAGE.
total redneck move....don't park in the garage, put a 1980's style big screen there, some cat pissed stain pool table, cat pissed stained plaid couch, and a big pile of meth in there. Increases the value of a home.
Do these people look "normal"?
Do they park in the garage? What's in the garage? THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT GARAGE.
total redneck move....don't park in the garage, put a 1980's style big screen there, some cat pissed stain pool table, cat pissed stained plaid couch, and a big pile of meth in there. Increases the value of a home.
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I get one think about my lez next door neighborNo, I have a floating tent