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Are you sitting on the fence or dangling by your shoelaces?
Conspiracy theory time: Is there any doubt that Manfred has ordered Lupe, Isabella, et al to wind up the tension on the baseball winders in Costa Rica? As a casual observation, there's already been like 15-20 450+ foot blasts this year and we're only a week into April. I'm thinking Robbie is trying to increase interest in baseball again after 2020's COVID-laced season.
Here's Trout's latest bomb.
Here's Trout's latest bomb.
Are you sitting on the fence or dangling by your shoelaces?
dangling. Always dangling.
Lunatic Greinke told Trout he was gonna hang a slider. And he did.
Greinke looks more like a woman than that Rapinoe soccer dude.
Mav’s post got me to thinking about what a baseball is made of...
So baseballs are not vegan, you're saying. That's 8,333 cows killed every year for their sweet, sweet hides. #Cancelled
Although that means 8,333 fewer cow fart factories roaming around, so maybe it makes baseball carbon-neutral.
Although that means 8,333 fewer cow fart factories roaming around, so maybe it makes baseball carbon-neutral.
Which made me think about what a golf ball is made of...or more to the point...what it used to be made of back when I was a kid...
Also, 450 ft of string? False. Maybe about 320 ft.
Proof - Fast forward to 6:15
Proof - Fast forward to 6:15
Which made me think about what some random kids in my hood allegedly did on occasion with the inner workings of golf balls. Apparently, under the cover of the witching hour darkness...these nameless kids broke open some old golf balls, tied the rubber bands together and then allegedly strung the long rubber band strand between two of the stop signs at a 4-way stop.
It appears that it may be rather humorous when a car’s antenna hits that band causing it to snap at the ends and wrap rather loudly around said antenna. Or so I’m told.
It appears that it may be rather humorous when a car’s antenna hits that band causing it to snap at the ends and wrap rather loudly around said antenna. Or so I’m told.
Looks like N and S AmericaWhich made me think about what a golf ball is made of...or more to the point...what it used to be made of back when I was a kid...
So baseball is good for polar bears, not so much for cows.
Speaking of golf, I called my bookie yesterday and put $1000 on Tiger to win the Masters this year. I know it's a long shot, but he's such a competitor you can't ever count him out.
Smart thinkin', Mr. Lincoln.
Of course the official baseball of MLB is made in Costa Rica.
Only thing this country makes well is naughty teachers. Now, I ain’t entirely mad about that, but damnit, can we not find the motivation to make naughty teachers and official baseball of MLB?
Only thing this country makes well is naughty teachers. Now, I ain’t entirely mad about that, but damnit, can we not find the motivation to make naughty teachers and official baseball of MLB?
Wrong:Current records...
Friars 5-3
Yanks 3-4
27-0.
If my dogs ring a bell to go outside, did
A) I train them to use the bell?
B) They train me to respond to the bell?
C) I train them to train me to respond to the bell?
A) I train them to use the bell?
B) They train me to respond to the bell?
C) I train them to train me to respond to the bell?
D) Pavlov make both you and your dogs his *****?
Fun Fact #374: Pavlov never used a bell in his “conditioned response” experiments. He initially used a metronome...then later used a harmonium, a buzzer, and electric shock. Never a bell.
I’m pretty sure he used Snausages.
All I know is that I’m basically my dog’s butler. Serve his meals, pick up after him, let him, take him places, and open the door for him.
Wife wanted a cat. I didn’t want a cat. So we compromised...
We got a cat
We got a cat
Yes, I got Ray bans deal for you. U like?
Looking for ray bans....can anyone help.
My wayfarers said, “Made In Zambia”... they legit?
The tops of my ears are bleeding.
Here we go, Mash: Blue Bell Peaches and Homemade Vanilla. Life is good.
