New linebacker. Jacquez. That’s a good football name. Sounds more like a wide receiver, but it’ll do. I bet it’s /jah-KWEZ/ instead of /jah-KEZ/.
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Seems like I read somewhere that he's half Jewish, so I'm betting the "J" is pronounced as a "Y" and the "cqu" is pronounced as "wh" thus making his name "Yawhez" which, loosely translated, means "he who makes defensive plays."
Has to be spelled out JQZ and announcers are not allowed to pronounce it.
Nah, man...we all set at the skill positions...especially at WR.
Newcomers include:
WR’s
Tre’Von
Wan’Dale
Devonte
Chauncey
Christian
RB
La’Vell
QB
Kaiya
TE
Jai
That’s a high rate of apostrophes at the skill positions...which is a very positive sign.
But the name I like the most is at OT: Jager Burton. Unless the “J” is silent. Please tell me the “J” isn’t silent. Lie to me if you must.
The name that is most troubling is at OLB: Justice Dingle. That sounds like a name for a female pop singer...not a line backer. The best we can hope for is that this is a “boy named sue” kind of situation and he’s meaner than a stirred up hornets nest as a direct result.
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The more Q’s and apostrophes - (or names after liquor) the better
They’d have to be Hawaiian or Samoan, so a big ol’ OL or DL.
I feel like that's a correct assumption. Best Hawaiian or Samoan football player to play for KY?
I need worthy context and a direct link to the specific thread (or at least a title name) before I traipse over to that cesspool.
Lions Bluegrass Fair is going hot in NW Lex. Nothing like heavy traffic, sweaty fatties and carnys flinging anthrax at the crowd to make life awesome.
Don’t forget the loud Mexican music!
Went to that a few times as a kid. Does that still take place at Masterson Station Park? I hate that place. That’s where they host the MS State XC Meet. Traffic sucks getting in and out on 421 (Leestown Rd.).
@AustinTXCat I tried a new beer this weekend and really liked it. Good summertime beer and went down smooth at dinner...
Y'all prolly already know this: the lyrics to the closing theme for WKRP in Cincinnati are all gibberish.
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H't xmswjoin ob fhe akr iv Ftnftnnamp, Ftnftnnamp LRDT*
*sung to the tune of "WKRP In Cincinnati"
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*for those amongst us who don't have a Twitter machine
*for those amongst us who don't have a Twitter machine
Yeah, well, that's the opening theme. Here's the lyrics to the closing theme song:
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
I'll be honest, I was skeptical...until I played the song.
Wow, you weren't kidding about it being gibberish.
Blue Ribbon, Blue Bell. Same diff.
Blue Ribbon, Blue Bell. Same diff.
I hope you’re feeding that crap to feral cats or something.
Just wanted to say 3 and half years, well almost 4 now, after being diagnosed with colon cancer I just passed my follow up colonoscopy and have passed all blood tests since. More or less put in the clear. Told I was on the regular 5 yr schedule now and I kinda stoked about that. carry on.
Colonoscopies are for ********.
(Highly recommend beginning at age 45)
(Highly recommend beginning at age 45)
That's great news brother. Really happy for you.
Welp finally tracked down one of those damned all-peanut butter unicorn Reese's. Underwhelming. Turns out the chocolate is the yin to the peanut butter's yang, the Pippen to the peanut butter's Jordan. Who knew? Now I'm really sorry I wrote that damned song.
I’ve had 3. The prep sucks, having a camera stuck up your *** sucks, (and once down the throat)(not the same camera)(I hope) but those 5 seconds of the anesthetic hitting you are glorious. Last thoughts are, “OH, this is why people do hard drugzzzzzzzzzzzzz.z………”
If I could only remember that last few seconds. What’s fun is fighting it for as long as you can