N.O.B.

[BlueVelvetFog]

@CatGotMyTongue anyone blowing up the neighborhood this year?

Cancelled. Our mutual buddy (who puts on shows bigger than the crap downtown) decided no show this year after last year when one of his drunk buddies knocked a mortar over and it shot into a house and a group of people. No one was hurt except our district councilman who broke his foot on a cimderblock try to do Lordknows what to quell the situatio I think that spooked him. I don’t blame him especially since he foots the bill

Not to worry—there will be some serious redneck shelling off Leestown tonight.

 

[funKYcat75]

Cancelled. Our mutual buddy (who puts on shows bigger than the crap downtown) decided no show this year after last year when one of his drunk buddies knocked a mortar over and it shot into a house and a group of people. No one was hurt except our district councilman who broke his foot on a cimderblock try to do Lordknows what to quell the situatio I think that spooked him. I don’t blame him especially since he foots the bill

Not to worry—there will be some serious redneck shelling off Leestown tonight.

I heard they weren’t doing one, but didn’t know why. We’ll be over by the school. Should be a’plenty.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I heard they weren’t doing one, but didn’t know why. We’ll be over by the school. Should be a’plenty.

Need a roll call. Fingers and toes. Whatcha got?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[funKYcat75]

Need a roll call. Fingers and toes. Whatcha got?

All present and accounted for.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

**Back it up, Terry.**

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Who thought the cat was going to get blown up?

<raises hand>

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Who wanted the cat to get blown up?

<raises hand>

FIFY

 

[gobigbluebell]

Bad day for dudes named Richard Donner.

 

[Captain Forehead]

I'm absolutely buying a copy of this masterpiece and putting it in my living room...

Be cool Honey Bunny!

 

[AustinTXCat]

Considering FFL draft for Sunday, August 29. Labor Day is September 6. First regular season game is September 9.

What says ye, Gents?

 

[gobigbluebell]

I say good luck, losers. Team Blue Bell is ready to bring the pain.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Take a Bufferin. You dog doo.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

That’s odd. We’re smack dab in the middle of baseball season & we haven’t seen kooky post a baseball emoji in months. What gives?

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Yes. The Yankees stink this year, but they’re mine.

⚾️

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

⚾️

 

[gobigbluebell]

New neighbor activity at that one house I just love. There is a new model Subaru in the driveway. I would love this new neighbor to be a prototypical Subaru driver. I don’t feel like talking to em today though. Probably never, and I hope I hardly ever notice them.

 

[gobigbluebell]

They also have one those storage container thingys you fill up and then the truck delivers to your new home...All the other neighbors arrived like the gd Clampits.

 

[funKYcat75]

New neighbor activity at that one house I just love. There is a new model Subaru in the driveway. I would love this new neighbor to be a prototypical Subaru driver. I don’t feel like talking to em today though. Probably never, and I hope I hardly ever notice them.

So, Lesbians?

 

[UKGrad93]

So, Lesbians?

That would be my assumption. I have a lesbian couple next door. They’re great neighbors.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Saw a thin, short gray haired lady who could def be a lesbo. What a relief this could be.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Do hot lesbians exist that can't afford pizza?

 

[funKYcat75]

Just remember. All lesbians are just straight chicks what ain’t met the right feller yet.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Just remember. All lesbians are just straight chicks what ain’t met the right feller yet.

The two hot lesbians next door sunbathe together. I’m the jealous type. No fellers allowed including myself (cept as an observer). Don’t want no dudes interrupting this party.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

<———- is petitioning to have street renamed to “Tribadism Way”

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

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[BlueVelvetFog]

One day after getting the J&J Covid vaccine-it’s an all day headache and joint pain. Maybe lesbovoyeurism will help

 

[_Mav_]

 

[UKGrad93]

Back to the front page before @Kaizer Sosay complains.

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Softball team..0-2. But we're improving

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Few things in this life are as nerve wracking as teaching your kid to drive. My wife did it exactly once. Both her & my daughter walked back in the door saying they were never doing it again with each other. I have much more patience and am way more laid back & calm. Keeping them calm is key...because if you aren’t calm there’s no way they will be. You can’t panic and yell when they mess up...because they will panic and get flustered and their already nervous state of mind will increase exponentially off the charts.

My daughter has gotten much, much better. But lord have mercy the first few times are insanely “nerve wracking”. And each progression is just as much so as you move from your driveway to the neighborhood to parking lots to main streets to highways, etc...

Begrudgingly, I am going to steal one of my least favorite Cal quotes...

“It’s a process.”

 

[funKYcat75]

Wife and I split the job with our oldest. I have a 100% chance of being 100% in charge of the middle kid’s learning.

The very first time I took him somewhere to drive, he put his left foot on the brake. It was indeed a process.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Me, in passenger seat...Hand firmly gripped on e-brake.

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[gobigbluebell]

COCONUT.
CREAM.
PIE.
BLUE.
BELL.
HOLY.
****.

 

[funKYcat75]

It’s the first day of the first grade,
And she found a new best friend.
It’s a laid back Sunday afternoon,
You wish would never end.
The homemade taste of Blue Bell,
And good friends gathered round.
The good ol’ days are being made right now.

 

[funKYcat75]

It’s the last day of the first grade,
And she lost her only friend.
The sharp pain in her abdomen,
Just never seemed to end.
The homemade way that Blue Bell,
Flips off the FDA.
Listeria, is killing folks today.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

It’s the last day of the first grade,
Diarrhea shooting, toxic blend,
Laid out on a gurney, filthy hospital room,
Your hole cleft wide -poor rear end,
The homemade intestinal bomb of Blue Bell
Reminds of Timothy McVeigh
Corpses created by unpasteurized cream from cow.