That dude is my hero, spirit animal, and sensei all rolled into one.
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Rhamondre rushed for 69 yards tonight. Hell yea, Rhamondre.
Rhamondre.
Err’body loves Rhamondre.
Raymond. Ray.
Ray Ray
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Err’body loves Rhamondre.
Raymond. Ray.
Ray Ray
Rhah
Big deal. My kicker, Suk Hug Dong, checked in with NEGATIVE ONE total points. HTF can a kicker get negative points? Did he grab a baby out of the stands and drop kick him/her/we/she/it/they/ellamentoepee? I mean (-)1 is FJB-level incompetence
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HO HO HOLD THE F#CK UP (notice the Santa/Christmas foreshadowing there? See kids, it’s that kind of attention to detail that separates a merely good poster from a great one. But I digress.).
I get it now — all that “administrative” ******** was a back room rule change to make kickers get negative points for missing a FG, right? RIGHT?
I get it now — all that “administrative” ******** was a back room rule change to make kickers get negative points for missing a FG, right? RIGHT?
Young Hoe Koo is such an appropriate name for kicker, especially one who scores -1 points.
I’m really sorry, ATC, I don’t know what came over me. Sure, my doc doubled my test cyp dose a couple weeks ago, but that doesn’t fully account for this burning &/or seething white-hot — yet completely rational — rage I’m feeling towards Suk.
Big deal. My kicker, Suk Hug Dong, checked in with NEGATIVE ONE total points. HTF can a kicker get negative points? Did he grab a baby out of the stands and drop kick him/her/we/she/it/they/ellamentoepee? I mean (-)1 is FJB-level incompetence
lol i award you 1 point for this post.
Oh so that’s his name? Well I’m guessing young Young ***** is prolly one of those cis-gender ***** trans K-pop tentacle-sex loving hentai freaks who’d rather jerk off to anime porn or pull a bukkake train than practice his motherf#cking field goals.
I feel like Suk Wang is being released this week, and I also feel like Mr. Wang will be filing a wrongful termination suit.
Ulcers clearly trending down, and Blue Bell is rising to the top baby!
Ulcers clearly trending down, and Blue Bell is rising to the top baby!
Speaking of pop, I gotta give the nod to the oft-overlooked Babys in the late 70s/early 80s power-pop genre. Those limeys rocked.
Now if you're talking "regular" late 70s/early 80s pop, I gotta go with Hall &/or Oates, of course. Combining blonde haired/blue eyed soul with a heavily mustachioed prancing midget was a stroke of marketing genius.
I glanced up at the TV and saw this scroll across….
“Antonio Brown got fake vaccine card”
“Antonio Brown got fake vaccine card”
As many substances that he's put in his body, he can't take a vaccine?I glanced up at the TV and saw this scroll across….
“Antonio Brown got fake vaccine card”
C'mon bruh -- weed, pills, and booze are one thing, but gettin' jabbed with DNA-splicin' RFID nano-particles so Bill Gates can track you from orbit and restrict your red meat consumption is a whole other ball game.
I, for one, fully support Mr. Brown's decision to fight the power and stick it to the Man.
Y'all realize Kamalala is gonna be temp Prez for awhile today while FJB gets his rectum probed, right?
FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!!!!111!!!! EAT IT, HILARY.
Why can’t we have a good looking lady president? Nancy, Kamala the Hun, Hills, Geraldine…. It’s like they all fell outta the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
I realize it’s a double standard for guys, but whatever.
I realize it’s a double standard for guys, but whatever.
Also, there should be a law that hotels in KY have to carry the SEC network on their TVs. I’m in KY and can’t watch the Cayuts.
Check it out. If all goes according to plan tomorrow, I should hit up Buc-ee's in Temple and Royse City, TX during my semi-annual pilgrimage back to Bluegrass. Definitely grabbing a few coffees and burritos in your honor.
When are you coming to KY? I’m here until Tuesday or Wednesday.
Driving out in the morning. Should arrive in Bowling Green area around 4 pm.
I’m on the other end of the state. My mil died this week.
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Combining blonde haired/blue eyed soul with a heavily mustachioed prancing midget was a stroke of marketing genius.
Combining blonde haired/blue eyed soul with a heavily mustachioed prancing midget was a stroke of marketing genius.
Really sorry to hear that, ‘93.
Speaking of losers, how sweet is it gonna be when the league-leading, one-loss Not-So-Mean Machine loses to a scrappy Ulcers squad that got negative five points COMBINED from their (soon-to-be-released) kicker, defense, and leading rusher?*
*ooey gooey sickeningly syrupy sweet, THAT’S how sweet
*ooey gooey sickeningly syrupy sweet, THAT’S how sweet
Alvin Kamaro the biggest ***** in the NFL or no? I mean DAMN, I’m bone-on-bone in my left knee and I STILL go out for every inning of every game of every big-time senior slowly pitched softball tournament while this jackass sits out for THREE F#CKING WEEKS with a knee SPRAIN?
Dammit Alvin, get your worthless chipmunk *** to CVS and rub some f#cking Salonpas on it and go to WORK. Hisamitsu.*
*say “Hisamitsu” in a high female Japanese voice and it’s a lot funnier
Dammit Alvin, get your worthless chipmunk *** to CVS and rub some f#cking Salonpas on it and go to WORK. Hisamitsu.*
*say “Hisamitsu” in a high female Japanese voice and it’s a lot funnier