The AP, Fox News, CNN, Reuters, MSNBC, NBC, CNBC, NBC 8 (The Ocho), and all other major news outlets are calling this week’s major matchup for team NostraFunkus. Mean Machine will be holding a press conference to concede at any moment.
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I first read this as "my steak." I generally order mine medium/medium-rare, but 'alive' is a whole other level.And my streak is still alive.
I destroyed the Ulcers, and I still have my Gay kicker going tonight.
Because I have a gay QB, RB, and TE -- basically they lubed up and had a circle-jerk instead of f#cking playing football.
See you in the Superbowl for the tie-breaker.
Speaking of the playoffs, what's the deal? We get to make our best team from the losers who didn't get in, right? Cool, sounds kinda like Texas Hold 'Em.
ESPN still says the Drunks have a 1% chance.
Hey now. Act like you've been there. Oh. Wait ...
I kinda feel like Jethro stumbling into the cement pond of a Beverly Hills mansion -- I ain't really sure what to make a all this fancy new stuff.
I was contemplating the possibility of resting my two remaining players in a goodwill effort to promote sportsmanship within our FF league...but eff it. Funky’s last few posts have reignited the Mean from within the Machine.
So it’s like this, mav...the playoffs are like Bizarro World. You try to score as few points as possible. So enter your worst lineup.
I’d just like to say my team scored more points than both Mav and 93, who are both heading to the playoffs, so I deserve a playoff spot. Tia.
I was contemplating the possibility of resting my two remaining players in a goodwill effort to promote sportsmanship within our FF league...but eff it. Funky’s last few posts have reignited the Mean from within the Machine.
Did you ask your wife/team manager if you’re allowed to do that?
Don't you mean our players? You, some other coach who will remain nameless, and the commish?
Go ahead and say it all ya want, you still ain't gettin' in.
See Mash, The League of Unextinguished Gentlepeople Playoff System is kinda like the United BAH GAWD States of 'Merica's presidential election process, i.e. it ain't the popular vote (total points) what counts, Hillary, but rather how many electoral votes (actual game wins) you get.
She would drink Crown Royal.
Próst!
Próst!
See Mash, The League of Unextinguished Gentlepeople Playoff System is kinda like the United BAH GAWD States of 'Merica's presidential election process, i.e. it ain't the popular vote (total points) what counts, Hillary, but rather how many electoral votes (actual game wins) you get.
Im glad you mentioned wins, Mav. When I logged on to my ESPN Fantasy app, I was greeted with a message asking me to check out the new “league history” page under the “league” tab. So I took a gander. I KINDLY SUGGEST YOU ALL DO THE SAME.
*takes a bite of pep pizza*
I'm reading this as the classroom exchange when Spicolli had pizza delivered in Mr. Hand's class.
Jeff Spicoli : I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
Mr. Hand : [takes away box of pizza from Spicoli] You're absolutrly right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class.
Thanks for that walk down memory lane...
Jokers 2020 Champion
Jokers 2019 Champion
Jokers 2018 Runner Up
Jokers 2017 Final Four
I stopped reading after 'history' because it's...well...you know...history. I neither rest on my laurels nor dwell on my stumbles. Rather, I live my life in the present -- and the Ulcers are presently in the playoffs.
Seriously though, when's the deadline for shoring up the rosters? TIA.
Excellent question. Must refer to legal.
Not for nothin', but as the 2nd place team in my division, I technically should be in the playoffs. I will hold no grudge against Mav as long as he wins and keeps Big Meany Pants Machine out of the finals.
The real battle is obviously in the 5/6 matchup.
The real battle is obviously in the 5/6 matchup.
You actually drafted your guys and didn’t make the playoffs… let that sink in.
Team Bragsalot-But-Sucks vs. Team Cheatsalot
That matchup? Nah, they didn’t even make the playoffs. Nobody cares about irrelevant teams. That’s the equivalent of a Jets vs. Jags matchup.
Bringing in a second coach in the middle of the season sounds like cheatin’ to me. Poor Mav can’t even make any trades but someone can add a ringer to their staff. Probably some offensive specialist. Well, it’s OFFENSIVE to me!
I call for a vote of no confidence in the Mean Machine.
12-2
1804 Points (no other team within 100 points)
That, my friends, is called domination. Be thankful that you were able to bear witness to such greatness of that magnitude.
You’re welcome.
1804 Points (no other team within 100 points)
That, my friends, is called domination. Be thankful that you were able to bear witness to such greatness of that magnitude.
You’re welcome.
I’ll admit that nothing can be done this year, but I call for a limited recruiting budget and scholarship losses for next season.
Last I heard we're all 0-0 with no points scored by anybody.