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Agreed. I'd be even more encouraged if:
- It was just one person, e.g. Ja'Kobi Deone Tayvion, or any permutation thereof, OR
- All three had no last names, OR
- All three last names were either "Jones" or "Brown" or "Johnson"*
*Edited to eliminate the redundant "If" in the final two options
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Phew! I've been doing yeoman's work in the Springsuck thread all morning. How all y'all doin?
Say they got me on camera, kicking kickers.
they got me on camera getting lap dances from 22 yr old blonde chicks in my bar with a pic of me and my wife on the big screen while skipping the team flight after a loss..
that one is kinda of ballsy actually.
should have been cancelled after he tried to make 34 yr old tim tebow into a tight end 10 yrs removed from the league.
Literally all I want for Christmas is a 30 for 30 on the 2008 Gators...
- Urban Meyer
- Tim Tebow
- Cam Newton
- Aaron Hernandez
- Percy Harvin
- Riley Cooper
- Joe Haden
- Janoris Jenkins
- Both Pouncey Bros
That is SEC as Mash would say
Serial killer TE is SEC as hell, but I would prefer we not be that SEC.
UK’s rifle team roster names are a bit paler in comparison...
2021-22 Rifle Roster
2021-22 Rifle Roster
- Richard Clark. Sr.
- Mason Hamilton. Jr.
- Mitchell Nelson. Sr. ...
- Will Shaner
- Mason Joachim
Will Shaner was barely allowed to be on the team because he doesn’t go by William and his first name is not normally used as a last name.
But if he threw in an apostrophe, or a Q - he’d be welcome on the football team.
Shah’Ner Williams is a legit 4.33 WR
Shah’Ner Williams is a legit 4.33 WR
For your holiday viewing pleasure, I present Star Wars Holiday Special
I dunno man, some folks kinda need killin', Dexter-style.
Mayfield looks like Beirut, Lebanon c.1983
I had forgotten all about Luke transitioning into Mrs. Voorhees a few years later and killing all those kids.
If I were him, it's a 100% lock I'd add a "t" between the "a" and "n" in my last name the day I turned 18.
How did I miss that Star Wars Holiday special when I was a kid? What year was that? Was it on the big screen or on one of the Big 3 channels?
Glad I did miss it because browsing through that vid briefly it is a huge pile of shite. But young Kaiser woulda/shoulda been watching it.
Glad I did miss it because browsing through that vid briefly it is a huge pile of shite. But young Kaiser woulda/shoulda been watching it.
It is one of the worst things ever made to be shown to humans. I think it was a TV special.
Pretty much pegs the unintentional comedy meter. I had also forgotten all about some iteration of the Jefferson Flying Machine being the "musical guest" (around the 43:20 mark). Just a surreal show all around, but in line with standard 70s fare.
I just stumbled across it this morning. Harvey Korman, Bea Arthur and Diane Carrol as guest stars.
Around the 30 min mark, Chewbacca's son? is playing with a virtual reality setup I think. The scene shows some space sperms and then Dianne Carrol appears as some sort of space slut. I don't really know the context of any of this garbage.
Around the 30 min mark, Chewbacca's son? is playing with a virtual reality setup I think. The scene shows some space sperms and then Dianne Carrol appears as some sort of space slut. I don't really know the context of any of this garbage.
Just received my Christmas gift from the local greedy scumbag ophthalmologists and it's official...no CFA this year, or much of anything for that matter. I got this instead...
Gee thanks guys, wow, a $10 box of Sam's Club pretzels. But really, you shouldn't have. No, seriously, I mean you REALLY shouldn't have wasted your office manager's f#cking time going and getting this ****.
Gee thanks guys, wow, a $10 box of Sam's Club pretzels. But really, you shouldn't have. No, seriously, I mean you REALLY shouldn't have wasted your office manager's f#cking time going and getting this ****.
Oh and uh let's not forget this happened in the FFL conference championships last night...
Just received my Christmas gift from the local greedy scumbag ophthalmologists and it's official...no CFA this year, or much of anything for that matter. I got this instead...
Gee thanks guys, wow, a $10 box of Sam's Club pretzels. But really, you shouldn't have. No, seriously, I mean you REALLY shouldn't have wasted your office manager's f#cking time going and getting this ****.
The first real ***-whipping in a game in two years or more, and I missed the whole thing. Thanks, Christmas.
Turns out, UTZ (getting a strong Kurdish vibe from the name) choco pretzels are really friggin good…when you’re really friggin high. There’s worse ways to waste a Saturday than watching UK push UNC’s **** in, smoking a bowl, and pigging out on free junk food.
UTZ pretzels and pretzel-adjacent snacks are delightful. However, UTZ “cheese”balls smell like they were made with milk that was poured into and processed in Mama Cass’ underwear and then the cheese that was formed was thrown out and the remaining curds from within the various and sundry folds and crevices were used to flavor the balls.
You had me at ‘Mama Cass’ underwear.’
Guys, I’m telling you, I’m the best 6-8 FF team of all time, and I demand a season re-do. Plus a trophy. I have no idea how I didn’t make the playoffs, but I suspect league office shenanigans.
When ya boy Stoops went 5-7 in 2015-ish he didn’t whine about not getting in a bowl game.
Just sayin.
I STG I’d go all Doyle Hargraves and whoop the dog **** out of Moles Gasket right now. Way to show up for the biggest game in Ulcers’s history, **********.
Well, he should have. 5-7 SEC team is like 8-4 ACC team.
Doesn’t matter. Stoops coaches a college football team. I own a professional fantasy NFL franchise, and I’m damn good at it.