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Kaizer Sosay

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Mav, sorry to hear about your arm. Hope you have a quick recovery, brother. Maybe even come back stronger than before the injury. We can rebuild him...

#SteveAustin

Also...learn to throw the ball right handed...like a normal person.

Also...

#EffFatherTime
 
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gobigbluebell

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Almost forgot to tell y’all I saw a real life 3 gallon tub of blue bell for sale at GFS. Stuck my whole dick and balls in it, and my leg.

That psycho who murdered the young lady…

1. visited that house multiple times
2. Tried to break in the bunker previously…through the COPPER TUNNEL
3. Knew sleep schedules/etc
4. Did what he did
5. Fled to FL
6. Got pulled over in FL for stealing gas, they didn’t know he was wanted.
7. Drove back up to GA.
8. Hitchhiked back to Richmond
9. Spent 2 days at the Loves truck stop
10. at exit 87

What a crazy mfer.
 
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_Mav_

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Kaizer Sosay said:
Mav, sorry to hear about your arm. Hope you have a quick recovery, brother. Maybe even come back stronger than before the injury. We can rebuild him...

#SteveAustin

Also...learn to throw the ball right handed...like a normal person.

Also...

#EffFatherTime
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Thanks brother, I appreciate the well-wishes. As soon as the swelling and bruising go down I'll be back at it like Drago...
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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funKYcat75 said:
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Brandon: Mmmm! Damn, Funky!!! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Jill would be happy with some freeze-dried Blue Bell right, but Funky springs this serious GOURMET **** on us!

Funky: Knock it off, Joe.

Brandon: [pause] What?

Funky: I don't need you to tell me how effing good my ice cream is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Mrs Funky goes shopping she buys ****. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the ice cream in my kitchen, it's the empty tank of gas in my garage.

Brandon : Oh, Funky don't even worry about that...
 
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funKYcat75

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See if this works.

This message is from Funky Cat who is challenging you to play Men's Tournament Challenge on ESPN.com.

Get in on the excitement of this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. Invite friends and family to join your group, fill out up to 25 brackets, and earn bragging rights by winning it all! Compete for a chance to win $100,000!

Get in the action now:
Click Here

Group: YouDownWIthNOB?
Password: stirrups
 
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_Mav_

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The Caesar pencil holder was no doubt sublime, but even if Einstein and Newton had a kid (impossible I know -- both were dudes, neither was gay, and it's reported that Newton was a virgin when he died, but go with me here), THAT offspring would be an imbecile compared to this marketing genius. It's as if Don Draper incarnated himself...
 
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Captain Forehead

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_Mav_ said:
The Caesar pencil holder was no doubt sublime, but even if Einstein and Newton had a kid (impossible I know -- both were dudes, neither was gay, and it's reported that Newton was a virgin when he died, but go with me here), THAT offspring would be an imbecile compared to this marketing genius. It's as if Don Draper incarnated himself...
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I wonder of Holyfield will sue for a piece of that action?
 
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funKYcat75

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funKYcat75 said:
See if this works.

This message is from Funky Cat who is challenging you to play Men's Tournament Challenge on ESPN.com.

Get in on the excitement of this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. Invite friends and family to join your group, fill out up to 25 brackets, and earn bragging rights by winning it all! Compete for a chance to win $100,000!

Get in the action now:
Click Here

Group: YouDownWIthNOB?
Password: stirrups
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Last chance, Beyoncés. Also, who is Thor?
 
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UKGrad93

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funKYcat75 said:
Last chance, Beyoncés. Also, who is Thor?
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I think I’m in. Maybe not. I ain’t winning **** anyways.

Two weeks on the new job. Figuring out coworkers. One is an Eeyore. She’s constantly in a bad mood and thinks everything is BS, except for her BS of course. Another guy that is the lab tattletale. He’s always informing on someone to me. Told me that he’s my eyes and ears in the lab.
 
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ukwildcat2004

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UKGrad93 said:
I think I’m in. Maybe not. I ain’t winning **** anyways.

Two weeks on the new job. Figuring out coworkers. One is an Eeyore. She’s constantly in a bad mood and thinks everything is BS, except for her BS of course. Another guy that is the lab tattletale. He’s always informing on someone to me. Told me that he’s my eyes and ears in the lab.
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Its your own personal snitch....
 
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_Mav_

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In a “a foolish-consistency-is-the-hobgoblin-of-little-minds” kind of way….Hey guys, what time do we play today? TIA.
 
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