N.O.B.
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Funk needs to 'shop John and Top-Button riding atop that, straddling it horsey-style.
It's times like these I really REALLY wish I could photoshop cause I'd like to re-imagine the one of Joker with a lung dart and holding a sign that said "WILL COACH INEPTLY FOR FOOD."
should be a Grady/Wheeler/Mintz NIL tshirt
I'm not. It was a complete f#cking **** show, has been for the past 5 years, and I'm completely fed the f#ck up with John's schtick. He needs to take his fat, stubborn, overpaid, worthless *** elsewhere ASAFP.
I'm not sure if I'm on the fire cal train just yet but I'm pretty close. Between 2015, last year, and last nights **** show I'm just not sure how much more I can emotionally invest in them and get nothing in return.
Wisconsin completely severed my emotional attachment. Now it's strictly bidness, and cousin, bidness ain't a-boomin'.
“One job and one job only. Firin’ EYe-talians.”
Wisconsin completely severed my emotional attachment. Now it's strictly bidness, and cousin, bidness ain't a-boomin'.
I think I am with you on 2015. What little emotional attachment I had was utterly nuked last night. What I do know is that John Vincent Calipari needs to nut up look himself in the mirror and realize his mistakes, quit being stubborn about it and correct them while there is a shred of hope. Albeit small. Next year is make or break not for him but if this dynasty will continue or do we become Indiana.
Wisconsin completely severed my emotional attachment. Now it's strictly bidness, and cousin, bidness ain't a-boomin'.
Hell, it ended Cal’s emotional attachment. Understandably so.
Picture any coach, in any sport saying this:
“It’s not about wins or losses. It’s about DREAMS!”
You can’t find a big enough loser to say something like that. Surely not. Especially at a program like UK.
If this is the price we pay for having a legit SEC football program, so be it.
The thing about replacing Cal is this...with a new coach it will take 2-3 years to even begin to build a program. Because the way Cal recruits it’s a whole new group of misfits each year. And whatever players have committed...will most likely bolt when Cal bolts. So the new coach won’t have those recruits...and he won’t have any established sophomores or juniors or seniors to build around...he will be starting from scratch...literally. And we won’t be getting the same 5 star type guys in droves that Cal consistently got to be able to have immediate success. That means that once Cal is gone...we will have mediocre-to-horrible teams for at least 2-3 years before a decent basketball team/program emerges (by BBN standards). That means Kansas passes us for sure.
Up until now I was dreading that nightmare process so much so that I was begrudgingly cool with the status quo. As of yesterday I am now officially down with the nuclear plan.
Torch it.
Up until now I was dreading that nightmare process so much so that I was begrudgingly cool with the status quo. As of yesterday I am now officially down with the nuclear plan.
Torch it.
Not necessarily.
Bruce Pearl would have a squad on day 1. I’d imagine some Cal guys would love to play for him. Plus, he’s gonna recruit and cheat his *** off.
I just want someone with passion, someone who wants to be here. Even if they are Bruce Pearl. That’s where our program is right now. Sign the orange mfer up. Bring his dumbass son, too.
A mediocre SEC team has a potential to win one game in the first round of the NCAA tournament.
Surfing Stoops was a genius addition 
I still can't believe the utter **** show we witnessed Thursday. I can't decide to still be upset or just straight pissed. I see both sides of the argument of keeping cal or firing him. My take is this currently: he's got next year or im on the fire train. If last year and a flame out this year don't humble him then absolutely nothing will.
Post this **** in the big league thread. Spectacular work, funk.
+1. Deserves an award.
That’s your finest work to date, funk!!! I’m talking about reaching the pinnacle of an interwebz career that has created a plethora of historically fine work. We are not worthy.
#Surfing Stoops.
At parent teacher conferences (if those are even still a thing), I envision Funky wheeling out the projector and playing all his magnificent photoshop creations.
#PaddleboardingGinger
Mitch needs to take Cal out behind the barn and shoot him. That’s what Travis Coats would do.
If it could be done to Ol' Yeller, it can be done to Ol' John...metaphorically speaking, of course.
I can hear the hardcore CSFs (Calipari Super Fans) now: "OL' JOHN WON Y'ALL A TITLE, YOU CAIN'T JUS SHOOT'IM LIKE HE'S NUTHIN.'"
Assistant AD: Mitch, ain’t we gonna bury that fella?
<Mitch spits tobacco juice on Cal’s metaphorically lifeless forehead>
Mitch: Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms.
<Mitch spits tobacco juice on Cal’s metaphorically lifeless forehead>
Mitch: Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms.
Wonder if this thing could be programmed to cut my grass?
Because some folks are too lazy to give a real snack down. FYI
Wow that dude is annoying and stupid. PEE-CAN KOLO-CHEE.
My Bucee’s opens in about a month.
Our Mayor said some awe-inspiring things about Bucee’s recently. It was ridiculous. He also said he hopes Bucee’s will help bring some travelers to Richmond’s wonderful (it’s not) downtown (it fn won’t).
Some jackass approved all sorts of amateur wall paintings downtown…yaknow, where you slap some bs paint on a brick building and it looks tacky as crap. Hopefully the Bucee’s patrons will get lost and wonder into that mess.
My Bucee’s opens in about a month.
Our Mayor said some awe-inspiring things about Bucee’s recently. It was ridiculous. He also said he hopes Bucee’s will help bring some travelers to Richmond’s wonderful (it’s not) downtown (it fn won’t).
Some jackass approved all sorts of amateur wall paintings downtown…yaknow, where you slap some bs paint on a brick building and it looks tacky as crap. Hopefully the Bucee’s patrons will get lost and wonder into that mess.
If you mothereffers...& I’m speaking collectively to every single Div 1 mens college basketball coach & player in the US right now whether they are still in the tourney or not...if you aforementioned sorry *** mothereffers let Coach K ride off into the sunset with a ship this season then you shall never be forgiven. Ever.
I had a dream last night that all of the N.O.B. was in a history class together. Of course no one had paid attention to anything the professor had tried to teach us. So no one knew what was going on. Then we started having a review for a test. The teacher named some historical figure and @_Mav_ starts getting into it. He starts telling all about how this guy had the first restaurant to offer mustard and ketchup at all the tables.
Pretty big historical moment, tbh. Mav, who was the great American restaurateur that brought mustard and ketchup to the tables? (He was American, right?)
FREE GASSY!!!