N.O.B.

_Mav_

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I am absolutely gonna get that shirt! Thanks for the heads up.

The dude in the pic is the one-and-only Bill Gatti, one of the OG slowly-pitched softball bombers. Gatti was around 5'10"/250 and about as thick as he was wide. Here's an old-school softball video with him casually throwing around 315 lbs for TWELVE reps like it's nothing (skip ahead to the 7:00 mark)...

 

funKYcat75

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Business idea.

1. Buy a huge lot of earbuds on the cheap
2. Set up an Uber-like service to deliver them to customers who are sitting in a waiting room with a foreign person listening to loud YouTube videos or FaceTiming loudly, who will then give the ear buds to the offending party as a gift.
3. Charge $10 for the service.
 
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funKYcat75

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NBA is great


 
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ukwildcat2004

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"Malcom, your mum and I would like to help you fill out your wardrobe for your new job"
"Thanks, Dad."
"Pants with pleats or just flat?
"Flat"
"Striped shirts or plain?"
"Plain, please"
"Short slee.."
"LONG SLEEVE!!!"
You guys never let me wear short sleeve shirts. Not once.
As far as I know, the dude missed some real opportunities in the freak-porn industry during that 6-year window — but I haven’t searched for “MILF Bangs Forearm Dick With Great Lust” in awhile.
"Your search returned 0 results"

If you have a forearm dick do you even bother to try and explain it or do you just live your life likes it not even there?
 
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gobigbluebell

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Here are some advanced stats:

3’38.85” ramp to ramp
4.3 miles
76mph

I’m comfortably close to B’s.

#69 fill up - DOESNT EXIST. SOBS. Apparently beavers don’t count well. The numbers stop at 60, then jump to 200 or something stupid. I have no idea how many pumps are there. Still got my sweet beaver juice and then headed inside.

First, I pottied like a rockstar in the spacious bathroom. It’s sort of an open concept. Very nice. Did not spot the bathroom attendant. There is a “checkpoint” thing at the entrance that keeps track of how many people go in.

Got my patented XL Diet Dew to keep me company, but not before I tried a sip of Buc-ee’s own branded Blue Cream soda (made with pure cane sugar). Pretty nice.

Women be shopping. At Buc-ee’s. It’s downright stupid, but I ain’t mad. Quite a few yoga pants on display, and they’re buying everything. This is not your Speedway crowd. Buc-ee’s is a regional attraction with pristine bathrooms and respectable clientele.

I just sort of wondered around sipping Dew, seeing the sights. Jerky is the main attraction, and frankly I don’t care much about it. Partly because every dumbass is at the jerky counter asking the Jerky Master about 500 different jerkies.

I browsed the bakery section, and decided I’d pick up a reasonably priced cinnamon roll. It was the right choice. Big, soft, and quite frankly, one of the best cinnamon rolls I’ve ever had. It was the combination of the softness and the cream cheese icing. Well done, beaver. At 2.50 per roll, I’m declaring it a must buy item. The sweet lil lady even offered to warm it up for me, and tucked it away in a nice sturdy box.

Great day to visit Buc-ee’s. It was busy, but not crowded. The weather is amazing, and nobody is stressed.

Oh, and some stupid lady stopped dead in the middle of the traffic circle when I was waiting to hop in. She was probably from Mt Sterling.
 

_Mav_

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Did not spot the bathroom attendant. There is a “checkpoint” thing at the entrance that keeps track of how many people go in.
It's prolly not an attendance tracker, but rather a TSA-esque scanner to measure how big everyone's pecker is WHICH I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH EVEN THOUGH I'M A GROW-ER NOT A SHOW-ER.
... I tried a sip of Buc-ee’s own branded Blue Cream soda (made with pure cane sugar). Pretty nice.
Nothing better than a real-sugar soda. High-fructose corn syrup can GGP.
 

funKYcat75

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I'm thinking of getting that grill Probably the cheaper knockoff version, though. I like the idea of outdoor cooking, but then I get outside in our tree-less backyard and turn into a sweat monster.

Eight (8) days of work remaining.

Reds:Yankees::Chili w/ Cinnamon:NY pizza slice

Can't get into the NBA playoffs yet.

Is None-and-Shaedone coming back to school yet?

Stay thirsty, my friends.
 

ukwildcat2004

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I'm thinking of getting that grill Probably the cheaper knockoff version, though. I like the idea of outdoor cooking, but then I get outside in our tree-less backyard and turn into a sweat monster.

Eight (8) days of work remaining.

Reds:Yankees::Chili w/ Cinnamon:NY pizza slice

Can't get into the NBA playoffs yet.

Is None-and-Shaedone coming back to school yet? I see what you did there!

Stay thirsty, my friends.

I am thinking of getting like the table top version. Like you said I like the idea of outdoor cooking and such. I just don't know I would use it enough to justify it.
I'm pretty sure this dude was involved...


He looks guilty. Case Closed.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Not sure why I get such a kick out of busting funky’s balls on his interwebz poll threads because I usually enjoy them. There really isn’t a logical explanation & I can’t even make up a reasonable excuse. I simply just can’t resist.

Sorry/not sorry
 

Kaizer Sosay

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I never thought I would live to see the day where James Harden would only take two shots in the 2nd half of a game. That’s Bizzarro-World type stuff.

Also, I think it’s funny that the Nets got booted early & that the Lakers didn’t even make the playoffs. Not a fan of the super-group teams.

Don’t really care about the NBA much. Just trying to breath life into this mofo.
 

ukwildcat2004

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I never thought I would live to see the day where James Harden would only take two shots in the 2nd half of a game. That’s Bizzarro-World type stuff.

Also, I think it’s funny that the Nets got booted early & that the Lakers didn’t even make the playoffs. Not a fan of the super-group teams.

Don’t really care about the NBA much. Just trying to breath life into this mofo.

Man I have watched 40 seconds of the play offs. I always intend to then forget about it.
 
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