And yeah, I'm implying that Han Solo diddled Luke -- and by "diddled," I mean...
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And yeah, I know that's Yoda not Han, but I was talking about destroying the DS in the original post, not Jedi training on Dagobah.
The clown was on a fiery rampage in the political thread all day long whilst mav was binge post raping the NOB to close out the day.
Can’t believe you came all the way out here to get a picture of the Costco and didn’t even let me know you were in town.Well I'll be damned.
[laughing]The clown was on a fiery rampage in the political thread all day long whilst mav was binge post raping the NOB to close out the day.
Mav expresses some unique opinions on Twitter as well. Quality stuff.
I’m just your average, semi-educated redneck who likes guns, titties, and ****-posting/tweeting.
Yankees Fact Sheet:
1) most hateable franchise in all of pro sports
2) most annoying fan base in all of pro sports
3) despite a perpetual top 3 payroll they always seem to choke in October
4) upon pointing out #3 above...Yankees fans will tell you all about their glorious PAST ad nauseam (refer to #2 above)
5) they low down
6) they dirty
7) they some snitches
8) “they racists” can apparently be added to the list now as well
1) most hateable franchise in all of pro sports
2) most annoying fan base in all of pro sports
3) despite a perpetual top 3 payroll they always seem to choke in October
4) upon pointing out #3 above...Yankees fans will tell you all about their glorious PAST ad nauseam (refer to #2 above)
5) they low down
6) they dirty
7) they some snitches
8) “they racists” can apparently be added to the list now as well
There is iron in kooky’s words of hatred towards the Cowboys.
I loathe the Cowboys, specifically Ezekiel Elliot. Yes, his name is Ezekiel. Yes, he has a nose ring. No, you should not draft him in fantasy football.
Soooooo, mav...how’s the traitor business going? You play a slowly pitched softball game for the Dark Side yet?
With all your summertime freedom, we expect first rate photoshop offerings
POLL SEASON!!! THIS FORUM NEEDS MORE POLLS!!!
…or cashews! Cashews are pretty great!!!!
Lots of stuff is great. WE NEED MORE POLLS TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
Lots of stuff is great. WE NEED MORE POLLS TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
Soda Pop is nasty. Tastes like television static.
Empire Strikes Back vs. Doritos vs. Kit Kats would be a good one
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So I read that Buccees got sued......for selling gas too cheap. under market value. Before all this crazy started.
Their business model was to make money off the inside and get you there with the cheap gas. the competition hated them for that.
Their business model was to make money off the inside and get you there with the cheap gas. the competition hated them for that.
There should be a poll or bracket for worst TV commercial.
Worst insurance company TV characters. Flo, Limu Emu and Doug, Farmers guy, Geico lizard, Sign Spinner, Struggling Actor, others.
Worst insurance company TV characters. Flo, Limu Emu and Doug, Farmers guy, Geico lizard, Sign Spinner, Struggling Actor, others.
Flo. As bad as all of them are...it really isn’t even close.
You’ve got that backwards, kooky. According to the official archived data securely located in the NOB Bureau of Records & Statistics, Funky historically produces a distinctively higher volume of output of photoshop wizardry offerings during the months that school is IN session and more specifically DURING school hours.
That’s it. I’m going to Buc-ee’s right now. Why on earth would you punish a business for being too awesome? Is this not America????
Y'all want anything?
Buc-ee's was a little different today. A little more Richmond-y. A lot more Richmond-y. I believe the A-team has left the building, and Buc-ee's is left with the local talent pool to run things.
It was hectic, chaotic, and long lines. I've been in there when it was busier, and there were no lines. But when Ernest is running the register, lord have mercy.
Anyway...
- The Dew is still watered down. Common theme now. Really pisses me off.
- Cinnamon roll is top notch A+ cinnamon roll that could compete against anyone.
- Glazed Cashews. Very nice.
It's downright hilarious to just watch people in there. Women. Be. Shopping. for everything they don't need. Buggies, baskets, arm loads of ********. Dropping benjamins at Buc-ee's. It's downright hilarious, and you don't see many husbands/dads in there for good reason. It may be funny to me, but it's probably maddening when your woman walks into Buc-ee's.
I did see one Dad, bless his heart...
"Daddy can I have it" - kid lifts up a jumbo Buc-ee's bobblehead
- How much?
"$19.99"
- bobblehead goes back on the shelf
It was hectic, chaotic, and long lines. I've been in there when it was busier, and there were no lines. But when Ernest is running the register, lord have mercy.
Anyway...
- The Dew is still watered down. Common theme now. Really pisses me off.
- Cinnamon roll is top notch A+ cinnamon roll that could compete against anyone.
- Glazed Cashews. Very nice.
It's downright hilarious to just watch people in there. Women. Be. Shopping. for everything they don't need. Buggies, baskets, arm loads of ********. Dropping benjamins at Buc-ee's. It's downright hilarious, and you don't see many husbands/dads in there for good reason. It may be funny to me, but it's probably maddening when your woman walks into Buc-ee's.
I did see one Dad, bless his heart...
"Daddy can I have it" - kid lifts up a jumbo Buc-ee's bobblehead
- How much?
"$19.99"
- bobblehead goes back on the shelf
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I was going to hit up Buc-ee’s on my next journey south on I-75 but now I’m completely rethinking that strategy. Sounds like it’s basically a beaver-themed Walmart.
Hard pass.
Hard pass.
Memorial Day is about the troops
Need an updated dancing Chick-fil-A cow video. Nobody hit dem folks no mo.
I miss Johnny Cope
I miss Johnny Cope
The man...the legend...Johnny Cope in da house. Enlighten us, bro.
Agree. In other news,
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So on Memorial Day I grilled the NOB's famous grape jelly burgers. Once again they did not disappoint. I almost used my blackstone for them but I opted for my charcoal char-griller grill. That was the right decision. Carry on with your daily Buccees news.
Reminds me of my last trip to Bucee’s…
Some people were standing around this grill “That sure is a nice grill”…
So, I look over….$1,500. Buc-ee is insane. Some poor redneck is gonna spend his tax refund on that. People are going bankrupt at Bucee’s. I know they are.
Some people were standing around this grill “That sure is a nice grill”…
So, I look over….$1,500. Buc-ee is insane. Some poor redneck is gonna spend his tax refund on that. People are going bankrupt at Bucee’s. I know they are.