Nolan Ryan was my first favorite. This gem's anniversary was last week.
N.O.B.
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Yea, he fn is. Even the way he dives for the bag. He is a damn animal - which is good and bad. I've just seen way too many of those Planet of the Apes. Its' not worth it. You try and make friends with your simian brothers and sisters, and people just die. It's not worth it. Pete Rose is not worth it. It's better to just leave him alone in his natural habitat and not engage him for any reason. That's the cold hard truth for Reds fans, and the human race.
You can trust Nolan Ryan.
Speaking of POTA, I'd have loved to attempt re-populating the Earth with this chick...
Chuckie knew what he was doing when he insisted she tag along with him to the Forbidden Zone.
Chuckie knew what he was doing when he insisted she tag along with him to the Forbidden Zone.
I've never seen that statue before. Dude is a dead ringer for Cornelius. Damn.
Mav I double dog dare you to drive up to Cinci (THATS EASTERN TIMEZONE BUDDY) and remodel that Pete statue to look more like Cornelius. Maybe just drape some monkey fur suit on him, that way it's not vandalized, but it gets the point across. Pete Rose is a damn animal, one that Cinci should be proud of - but he's also an ape.
Dude if we play any men's slowly-pitched senior softball tournaments in/near Cincinnati (and we usually do) next year I'll get a POTA costume off Amazon, I'll get a Cornelius costume...
to put on ol' Petey boy...
Either that, or I'll find a teenage girl mannequin to slide under him.
“Adult men’s slow pitch semi-pro softball player arrested tonight at Great American Ballpark for putting a monkey costume on Pete Rose. Local leaders are appalled and calling it an act of racism”.
edit: The accused wearing patriotic stirrups was carried away from the scene shouting “IM ON CENTRAL TIME LIKE GOD INTENDED”
edit: The accused wearing patriotic stirrups was carried away from the scene shouting “IM ON CENTRAL TIME LIKE GOD INTENDED”
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Hahaha
Wow! This thread mostly just lies dormant for weeks on end with a slight rumbling here & there. But mav & mash just activated it into a super fly tnt, guns of the navaronne, mushroom cloud laying mother effer.
<————- was a huge fan of POTA growing up.
Wow! This thread mostly just lies dormant for weeks on end with a slight rumbling here & there. But mav & mash just activated it into a super fly tnt, guns of the navaronne, mushroom cloud laying mother effer.
<————- was a huge fan of POTA growing up.
I know Mash was way out ahead of the monkeypox concerns.
damn primates.
damn primates.
Dude, tonight on the news, CDC goon said they’re working on vaccines for those under 18. We’re going to do everything we can to win the war against monkey pox, and every American should do their part.
We’re going to WAR with monkey pox.
The good news is Bucee’s Salted Caramel Pretzels are *amazing*. Deserve their own food pyramid group. Discovered the half wall of covered pretzel snacks last night. Chocolate, dark chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon coated vanilla, blueberry yogurt, strawberry yogurt, and salted caramel.
Some young family had a Bucee’s Boy open up the silver jewelry display so they could spend god knows how much on Bucee’s jewelry. I wanted to smack them and pull them over to the covered pretzel section. You got to show Bucee’s who the boss is. Do not give in to the temptations.
On second thought, if they have a big ol blinged out Bucee’s Belt Buckle all Texas/Cartel style, and I’m sure they do….well, that might be worth it.
We’re going to WAR with monkey pox.
The good news is Bucee’s Salted Caramel Pretzels are *amazing*. Deserve their own food pyramid group. Discovered the half wall of covered pretzel snacks last night. Chocolate, dark chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon coated vanilla, blueberry yogurt, strawberry yogurt, and salted caramel.
Some young family had a Bucee’s Boy open up the silver jewelry display so they could spend god knows how much on Bucee’s jewelry. I wanted to smack them and pull them over to the covered pretzel section. You got to show Bucee’s who the boss is. Do not give in to the temptations.
On second thought, if they have a big ol blinged out Bucee’s Belt Buckle all Texas/Cartel style, and I’m sure they do….well, that might be worth it.
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There’s only ever been one completely trustworthy ape...and he was of the grape variety.
My favorite ape, but he's certainly not trustworthy.
As far as apes go, don't sleep on Lancelot Link. He was one suave, albeit hairy, motherf#cker, motherf#ckers.
I loved syllabus day the most. Show up, get the course outline, then go back to the dorm to watch The Price Is Right and Days Of Our Lives.Live feed vid cap on funkycat’s day one lesson plan in action...
Kentucky Basketball tonight. NFL preseason game tomorrow. College football in a couple of weeks.
Sports about to get lit.
Sports about to get lit.
Best time of the year. I think it's going to be 55 degrees one morning soon.
This summer has been absolutely brutal. I am ready for fall. My wife doesn't like it when I close the pool, but I am buying her a hot tub.
I definitely recommend getting the time-travel upgrade to that tub. Little pricey, but worth it.
Brother, I wish. My schedule got quite a facelift this year. I'm going to have to do most of my cat pawing at home or during lunch (gasp!)Live feed vid cap on funkycat’s day one lesson plan in action...
Speaking of which, Craig Robinson could probably fill and entire hot tub now.
Nah. We just have a gazillion kids in this school.
I think the answer is crystal clear...funky is just going to have to get to work 30-45 minutes early each day in order to maintain his expected quota of catpaws wizardry.
Is that Paul Finebaum on the right?My favorite ape, but he's certainly not trustworthy.
^ Actually it is and that's Jackie MacMullan on the left.
I always wondered what happened to Bowzer after Sha Na Na disbanded.So has Finebaum...
