The first time Tom gets hit hard, I wouldn't be surprised if he walks off the field and into real retirement.
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What a football weekend. Cats vs Gators. Bengals vs Steelers. BlueBells vs Capt'n.
Biggest bust of all time in the history of the NFL would be Honkey Brady losing Giselle just to get one more season in. Sounds like he just unretired without discussing it with her first. Odd move for a seasoned vet w/ a hot wife.
Ha. Like Tom won't turn back the clock and marry the next Giselle, who is currently half his age.
Giselle’s net worth dwarfs Tom’s.
He don’t need to work. He just hates his kids. Understandable, really.
He don’t need to work. He just hates his kids. Understandable, really.
Let me ask a more important question - HOW MANY SUPER BOWLS DOES GISELLE HAVE?
Tom Brady is 45, and still near or at the top of his profession.
Giselle, ehhh not so much.
Tom Brady is 45, and still near or at the top of his profession.
Giselle, ehhh not so much.
Well, no matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of her ****. Law of the universe.Biggest bust of all time in the history of the NFL would be Honkey Brady losing Giselle just to get one more season in. Sounds like he just unretired without discussing it with her first. Odd move for a seasoned vet w/ a hot wife.
Honestly never have thought Gazelle was all that, even in her prime. She has fairly masculine features, IMHO -- AND NO I'M NOT PROJECTING ANY FEELINGS OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY HONESTLY I DGAFF ONE WAY OR THE OTHER REGARDING THE WHOLE HETERO/HOMO/BI/ TRANS/LGBTQ ELLAMENTO-P THING I'M JUST SAYING I'VE NEVER THOUGHT SHE WAS SUPER-HOT, OK?
In all honesty, if I were rich and/or a world class athlete I'd channel my inner DiCaprio and follow the Winston Bennett/Derek Jeter Model Of Success In The Sack, only I'd cap the age at 24 because (1) I like even numbers more than odd, and (2) That's my senior slowly-pitched softball number, so, you know.
In all honesty, if I were rich and/or a world class athlete I'd channel my inner DiCaprio and follow the Winston Bennett/Derek Jeter Model Of Success In The Sack, only I'd cap the age at 24 because (1) I like even numbers more than odd, and (2) That's my senior slowly-pitched softball number, so, you know.
Seriously, would you give up your career for this...
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Hell, I wouldn't quit playing men's senior slowly-pitched softball for her...and I don't even get paid.
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Hell, I wouldn't quit playing men's senior slowly-pitched softball for her...and I don't even get paid.
Good point.
Can you imagine how many TDs Brady will throw this year just to impress all the hot young babes? Gisselle will be so jealous, and all of you guys will probably quit and crown me champ by week 10.
Can you imagine how many TDs Brady will throw this year just to impress all the hot young babes? Gisselle will be so jealous, and all of you guys will probably quit and crown me champ by week 10.
Hell, WE GOT NFL FOOTBALL ON TV TONIGHT!!!!
My #1 draft pick and SB champ is gonna show his white *** all over the field.
My #1 draft pick and SB champ is gonna show his white *** all over the field.
Drunks and Underbites in a battle.
Jerry's Kid's looking like a force early this season.
Stay tuned.
Jerry's Kid's looking like a force early this season.
Stay tuned.
Stafford is obviously a racist. He has 16 completions...12 of them to honkeys.
Honky qb throwing the ball to the other team I see.
In honor of the late queen...I prefer the old English version of spelling honkey with an “e”. Besides it just makes it sound better with that extra long “e” sound added for emphasis.
Mav’s RB posted a solid zero points last night lol. Cmon, not one damn point! That could only happen to Mav.
I don’t think Florida is all that great this year but I still think we loose tomorrow by 10+.
Top 3 reasons:
1) Our O-Line is not that good
2) The Cats don’t fare too well against teams that have a decent running QB. I’m guessing he gets 150+ yards rushing & at least 2 TD’s
3) It’s in the swamp
#InverseHoodooMojo
Top 3 reasons:
1) Our O-Line is not that good
2) The Cats don’t fare too well against teams that have a decent running QB. I’m guessing he gets 150+ yards rushing & at least 2 TD’s
3) It’s in the swamp
#InverseHoodooMojo
I'm pacing myself, Mash, and was hoping the game could be postponed until my team was better rested.
Well, Thursday game are bs anyway. I don't know who came up with that grand idea. Had to be someone operating outside the Eastern Time Zone.
Hey gang, I am still champ!
Back by popular demand (you know you want it), here's your Friday Cult Five:
When in doubt, you always encore with Fire Woman. Always.
When in doubt, you always encore with Fire Woman. Always.
There is iron in kooky’s words of antagonism towards super hero movies.
If they stopped making marvel movies 20 movies ago...it would have been 30 movies too late.
If they stopped making marvel movies 20 movies ago...it would have been 30 movies too late.
If you’ve ever had the football thrown to you by Mathew Stafford during an NFL game...you might be a honkey.
- Jeff Foxworthy
Not watching that bs.
Pretty down right now. This blows. Had no idea our OL could suck this bad.
Florida really ain’t ****, though.
Obvious pass interference.
Key catches it anyway.
Refs review the **** anyway! Of course!
Key catches it anyway.
Refs review the **** anyway! Of course!