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gobigbluebell

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Sep 1, 2020
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What a football team. I just knew they would do it!

Even after years of playing solid SEC football, hard to believe we can overcome a safety, missed XP, missed FG, all that QB pressure, etc. We are really that good, and we’re just getting started bro!

Feel like I need to apologize to Mr. Kavosiey Smoke. Great 2nd half behind our OL. Would love to know what they did exactly to start creating those running lanes. Smoke made a couple great cuts and created nice some runs.

Our D is really nothing to f with. Anthony Richardson was legitimately shook, and I was begging Billy to not make him throw the ball on that last drive. Poor kid was close to giving up another pick 6. His 4th career start was a disaster courtesy of Mark Stoops Football.
 
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funKYcat75

Heisman
Apr 10, 2008
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So …

1. I prefer to not ridicule the opposing vaunted QB when we beat him. Give props to the defense that stopped the player whom most experts agree is a damn fine player.

2. Similar to number 1, saying “fLoRiDa SuCkS” undermines the legitimacy of a great game by us.

3. I don’t know if we really have anything for Georgia, but you can bet they’re game-planning harder for us than for any opponent not named Alabama.

4. We may not end up in Atlanta in December, but we’re 2-0 and a lot of good teams are not. Thinking we’ll be ranked about 13 tomorrow. Keep ‘em hungry.

5. Thinking about copping a Youngstown State ticket next Saturday. These boys deserve a full house. Get rowdy during the rout.

Soak it in, Gents.
 
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_Mav_

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FOUR points from my f#%king auto-drafted starting QB? Hell, I wish that damned computer HAD picked accused-not-proven lothario Deshaun Watson instead of Puss Prescott. Oh and wittle Dak-dak is gonna be out 6-8 WEEKS for a broken finger? FMR, I played, nay I EXCELLED at men’s senior slowly pitched softball with a broken finger two years ago, so I have zero sympathy and zero f#%ks to give.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Aug 17, 2002
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_Mav_ said:
FOUR points from my f#%king auto-drafted starting QB? Hell, I wish that damned computer HAD picked accused-not-proven lothario Deshaun Watson instead of Puss Prescott. Oh and wittle Dak-dak is gonna be out 6-8 WEEKS for a broken finger? FMR, I played, nay I EXCELLED at men’s senior slowly pitched softball with a broken finger two years ago, so I have zero sympathy and zero f#%ks to give.
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Could be worse… could be Mean Machine!​


BWWEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​

 
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_Mav_

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Kenny Stabler played his entire Hall of Fame career fueled by only Jack Daniels and Marlboros, with no opposable thumbs and missing a left shin bone yet he never spent a day on the DL, so f#%k Dak Suckcock.

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*Note: As seen in the above pic, in 1972 Stabler had his right big toe grafted onto his left hand to help hold the ball better, thus improving his pass completion percentage because that's what f#%king winners do -- they lop off body parts to elevate their games.
 
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UKGrad93

Heisman
Jun 20, 2007
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I got conned into joining a fantastic football league at work. Fifteen teams, I was #13 in draft position. All the good players were already gone. Ended up with Dak as my QB. I should’ve known better. I need to compare that roster with Mav’s so I know who to drop.

It was fun to watch the football Cats beat the gators Sat night. Although the bad snaps brought back memories of the Cats of yore.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
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Yeah my Fantastical Foosball team got curb stomped this week. Life is like that sometimes. Reflect. Rectify. Respond.

But other times...sometimes even simultaneously...life is good...

Mav, stop effing around. It’s time to unleash the 15-0 tittays!!!
 
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Captain Forehead

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Kaizer Sosay said:
Yeah my Fantastical Foosball team got curb stomped this week. Life is like that sometimes. Reflect. Rectify. Respond.

But other times...sometimes even simultaneously...life is good...

Mav, stop effing around. It’s time to unleash the 15-0 tittays!!!
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I hope this leads to wonderful posts with pictures of barely dressed ladies with huge knockers. Or average sized knockers. Really, any sized knockers cause I am not prejudice toward the smaller knockers.
I likes em all
 
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_Mav_

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Went to KFC today and got the usual original recipe breast and wing meal with Mountain Dew to drink and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a pic of the notorious Jessie "THIS HERE IS MAGA COUNTRY, *****" Sommelier on the cup -- is pimping for the Colonel a condition of his prison furlough?

 
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Kaizer Sosay

Heisman
Nov 29, 2007
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Funky...if you really want to go all out...I mean I’m talking master level sensei genius all out...then shop these dudes carrying the Queen’s hearse...with the Yoo-hoo carton in the back of it...


 
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_Mav_

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I’m sitting in a CE lecture and I’m f#£¥ing bored to tears. Decent talent here though, for an eye nerd meeting that is.
 
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