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As per Fantastical Foosball Bylaws, Section 18 Article 6 Sub-Paragraph 4C, “Any FF match which is won due to a stupid kicker is hereby nullified.”
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
I wonder what the stats are on FF teams that have started 1-4 and gone on to win the SB?
Mean Machine about to make history!!!
Mean Machine about to make history!!!
You wanna talk stupid kickers? How bout Young Duck Dong suckering me into drafting him him again and then putting up an egg foo young in his Eunuch debut? 100% lock I’m gonna kick his *** to the waiver wire today.
Y’all can go ahead and send my trophy for scoring 196 points. We do get trophies for scoring 196 points, right?
Yes, indeed. I'll lobby other owners to ensure you receive your well-deserved, hard-earned trophy.
(Pssst, Funky: please fire up Photoshop again. Thanks.)
Yup. I'll have my buddy get right on it.
I was really liking that till I enlarged the page and read the fine print. I didn't have just a "good week". I scored 196 freakin points.
Well the wombats took their first loss on the season. Sitting at 4-1 now.
Opening statement:
We are young. Most of them haven't done this before. It's hard. They aren't machines. I can't hide them. It's either win or learn. But make no mistake we'll watch the film and make sure they are ready for draft night. We are players first program. We are changing lives. Secondly its time to get back to work. I have to coach better. We were out coached and out played. We must prepare better. Didn't have the team in positions to win. We just have to clean a few things up. Again, we just have to get back to work. Football school well maybe basketball. Possibly swim school.
Opening statement:
We are young. Most of them haven't done this before. It's hard. They aren't machines. I can't hide them. It's either win or learn. But make no mistake we'll watch the film and make sure they are ready for draft night. We are players first program. We are changing lives. Secondly its time to get back to work. I have to coach better. We were out coached and out played. We must prepare better. Didn't have the team in positions to win. We just have to clean a few things up. Again, we just have to get back to work. Football school well maybe basketball. Possibly swim school.
That is definitely a lot of points for sure. I mean a bunch. Like a whole lot. Congrats man, seriously. I'm just thankful you didn't score that many in Week 2.
Since starting 2-0, I have lost three in a row. Thanks a lot Biden.
Young ***** Ho is available to make y'all some goose egg foo yung if you wanna pick up a (supposed) kicker.*
*I felt the need to post something similar to my earlier rant about Mr. Ho, but with the improvement of adding "goose" before egg, thereby giving a better connotation for the zero points he scored last week (i.e. "goose egg" is better at denoting zero than simply "egg"). This is part of my on-going commitment to provide you, my loyal readers, the highest quality posting entertainment in the whole of the CatPaw.
*I felt the need to post something similar to my earlier rant about Mr. Ho, but with the improvement of adding "goose" before egg, thereby giving a better connotation for the zero points he scored last week (i.e. "goose egg" is better at denoting zero than simply "egg"). This is part of my on-going commitment to provide you, my loyal readers, the highest quality posting entertainment in the whole of the CatPaw.
He's a kicker, just not a maker.
Was he looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks?
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein?
Given the banter between kooky & yours truly over the last few years...
It would be hilarious if the Yankees & Padres wind up playing each other in the WS. Even funnier-est if the Padres beat the Yankees in the WS.
It would be hilarious if the Yankees & Padres wind up playing each other in the WS. Even funnier-est if the Padres beat the Yankees in the WS.
You should concentrate on the FFL curbstomping you’re about to receive by THE CHAMP!!!!!1!1!!1
I myself am gonna concentrate on beating ATC's *** -- and then in a gesture of sportsmanship, send him an 8-pack of refreshingly delicious Topo Chico.
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Man, we both suck this year. So...
A) I’m not the least bit worried about your sorry *** team
B) Even if my sorry *** team beats your sorry *** team this week, my sorry *** team isn’t going anywhere this season so it doesn’t really matter to me one way or the other
C) Having said all that...I’m still going to ***** slap your sorry *** team into submission this week & then pistol whip them on the way out just for good measure
D) All of the above
Heh, Mav raising hell on Twitter again. Love the takes.
Drunks vs Et Cetera. Can this latest name change ala Commanders affect the outcome?
Stay tuned.
Drunks vs Et Cetera. Can this latest name change ala Commanders affect the outcome?
Stay tuned.
Is it bad that as a fan of a certain baseball team, I’d rather see them go on and wrap up the season with an L now than get swept by the effing As(s)tros?
I was quoting the movie because I think that’s the day where it starts. But just to make Mr Teacherman happy...
15 more days till Halloween...
15 more days till Halloween...
Unless my QB, Justin Herbert, goes off for 34 tonight, it appears you got this match-up.Good luck, ATC, may the least horrible team eek out a win
Congrats!
Thanks brother. I kinda look at it as I finished a half-step ahead of you on a race to the bottom.
Speaking of racing to the bottom, one of my fave shows as a kid was Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea. I had a model of the sub and everything. It was always a special episode when the Seaview would use laser weapons -- kinda like when the Enterprise would use photon torpedoes against those bastard Klingons.
Fantastic football team lost again this week. It's official a losing streak has begun. A sports psychologist will be brought in this week. This is hard. They aren't used to it.
They will be. Trust me. I know from experience.
So what your saying is my fantastical Foosball team will change their ways and start winning?