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gobigbluebell

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Well, look at that, , Team Blue Bell is clearly ranked preseason #1. AGAIN.

And I didn’t even draft my team. The pedigree of the dynasty I created is unrivaled. I must have won 4 or 5 championships over the years*. Something like that.

*I think the reality is I’m more like that stupid pos coach Cal, and it bothers me a lot. 1 title and a lot of “what should’ve been’s”.

My roster is nice though. If that dipshit Lamar Jackson can be healthy.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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While watching Hard Knocks on HBO this year it was pretty difficult not to see King Xerxes roaming the sidelines.

 

Kaizer Sosay

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I’ve got a week 1 win wrapped up. Just need Diggs to drop a mirror on his toe* sometime between now & kickoff.

*That’s an odd reference for you older folk that might remember Tony Dorsett missing a game back in the 70’s for doing just that.
 

Captain Forehead

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I think I got my first of two wins this season. Nice to get that out of the way early so to have reasonable expectations throughout the rest of the season.
 
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gobigbluebell

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I'm heading to a football game for the first time in 20 years....

I'm gonna buy beers inside the stadium like a proud *** BJW. Really looking forward to that. I hope they have the big 250z Mich Ultras...but I'll settle for 16, or whatever Mitch deems necessary.

Where's a good place to park? For someone who won't be arriving super early. I might get there 2 hours before kick...not sure. Any super secret tips?

It's such a super cool feeling to be a real SEC team and enter these games with real anticipation and BALLS. Not sure we will beat Florida, but I think we are supposed to, and damn that feels so good.

*fantasy football is a joke right now. I must do better.
 

ukwildcat2004

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I'm heading to a football game for the first time in 20 years....

I'm gonna buy beers inside the stadium like a proud *** BJW. Really looking forward to that. I hope they have the big 250z Mich Ultras...but I'll settle for 16, or whatever Mitch deems necessary.

Where's a good place to park? For someone who won't be arriving super early. I might get there 2 hours before kick...not sure. Any super secret tips?

It's such a super cool feeling to be a real SEC team and enter these games with real anticipation and BALLS. Not sure we will beat Florida, but I think we are supposed to, and damn that feels so good.

*fantasy football is a joke right now. I must do better.

Before we got a parking pass for the parking garage we used to park in that neighborhood across Nicholasville road and then tailgate with friends somewhere. Or you might be able to buy a pass from someone on catspaws....good luck my friend.
 

thabigbluenation

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We used to live spitting distance from every thing. So I'm not a big help.

We parked once in the UK hospital garage and just walked it. You will see lots of options around
 

gobigbluebell

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STRONG *** ERECTIONS

I’m telling you man…watching the SAD faces of the Gator fans in my section gave me life. How’s it taste mfers. You haven’t seen a Gator team beat UK in three whole years, and you didn’t even belong on the field today.

***Yuengling and Waka Flaka Flame***

^ help provide a great in-game experience.
 

ukwildcat2004

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Pros from the weekend:

UK beat down of Florida.

Smoked some delicious chicken.

Drank some beer.

Cons from this weekend:

Bengals are back to sucking.

Fantasy team is 0-4. I've given up.

Taylor swift attended another football game.

Carry on ya jackals.