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Thanks for hosting the draft, Austin. I will be kicking funky's *** this year.
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Sorry sir! I was swamped this weekend with family functions, kids, and a softball tournament. I didn't even check my phone or catspause until now. Wasn't intentional!
I forogt about the draft and it auto drafted. That's probably a good thing.
I tell you what there's not much that prepares you for having to tell your kids that one of your family pets is no longer with us and when they ask 'can we see him one more time" is crushing.
It’s rough, but I gotta say my kids handled that stuff way better than I did the last time it happened. I’m going to be destroyed next time.
Wait. What??? Did someone come out as gay? Was it Mash or Funky?
I may not agree with their lifestyle but I'm glad they felt comfortable enough to do it in this thread. My main concern do we have to stop with the gay jokes now?
hey man I’m right here
Y’all wouldn’t believe how not gay I am right now. I’m in the middle of a full blown mid life crisis, and loving it.
Mash in fine form. Great reading your comments again.
Thanks, ATX. Love y'all. Nice of you to include me in Fantastical Football. No surprise I’m preseason #1.
I’m telling y’all….in the most non-douche way possible….ive been crushing it. I need Willy to come help push my butt cheeks bc I’m worn out.
All I’ve been doing since I left here is deadlifts and crushing ***. Non stop.
Sure, I have a deep, dark void in my soul asking me questions like “are you going to die alone? Will you ever have children”, but I literally don’t have time to think about right now.
What I really need to fill that void IS A SERIOUS *** OFFENSIVE LINE BACKED UP BY A RELENTLESS RUNNING ATTACK. We need to find our balls on the football field, and if we can’t do that…well, Mark Pope will take us to the promise land. I believe that with all my heart. Go big blue.
I’m really glad I don’t have time to think about things like ummm Vince Marrow going to UL….ummm. That’s a crazy turn of events. I hate that mfer. I cannot believe that. I hope he chokes on his titties. I will never say nothing good about him. Wow.
I’m telling y’all….in the most non-douche way possible….ive been crushing it. I need Willy to come help push my butt cheeks bc I’m worn out.
All I’ve been doing since I left here is deadlifts and crushing ***. Non stop.
Sure, I have a deep, dark void in my soul asking me questions like “are you going to die alone? Will you ever have children”, but I literally don’t have time to think about right now.
What I really need to fill that void IS A SERIOUS *** OFFENSIVE LINE BACKED UP BY A RELENTLESS RUNNING ATTACK. We need to find our balls on the football field, and if we can’t do that…well, Mark Pope will take us to the promise land. I believe that with all my heart. Go big blue.
I’m really glad I don’t have time to think about things like ummm Vince Marrow going to UL….ummm. That’s a crazy turn of events. I hate that mfer. I cannot believe that. I hope he chokes on his titties. I will never say nothing good about him. Wow.
Some Photoshop Phun (these aren't the phunny kind)
Stoops needs to go coach middle school football to learn clock management and get a feel for the game. Pathetic to still be making those kinds of mistakes.
As per usual…nice work, brother.Some Photoshop Phun (these aren't the phunny kind)
Can y'all imagine if Mitch did hostage negotiations?
Mitch: Mr. Terrorist you should just shoot the hostages.
Terrorists: really?
Mitch: yeah we weren't gonna give you the money. We were just gonna lure you to a location and surprise you with SWAT and snipers.
Terrorists: well if you say so.
Law enforcement: WTF Mitch? Who's side you on?!?!
Mitch: well if you excuse me I need to head to the car dealership and buy a new car above sticker price, request a high interest rate, and to buy the useless warranty as well.
Mitch: Mr. Terrorist you should just shoot the hostages.
Terrorists: really?
Mitch: yeah we weren't gonna give you the money. We were just gonna lure you to a location and surprise you with SWAT and snipers.
Terrorists: well if you say so.
Law enforcement: WTF Mitch? Who's side you on?!?!
Mitch: well if you excuse me I need to head to the car dealership and buy a new car above sticker price, request a high interest rate, and to buy the useless warranty as well.
I can only hope that my FF team gets better since Tyreek Hill turned his leg backwards.
It should be, but these guys aren't tough anymore. Need to get back to just rubbing some dirt on it. Pop a pain pill.
My fantastical team ain't very fantastic. Gawd awful really. The Ravens have done a number on Derek Henry. Can he get an in season trade and go to The Steelers?
And just how in the holy hell is that supposed to make me feel better?
It actually does. Just barely. A little bit.And just how in the holy hell is that supposed to make me feel better?
You're welcome. I provide healing.
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