N.O.B.
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I may never change it
The expression is priceless. You can tell whoever is taking that mugshot, he's thinking to himself, "I'mma tickle that butthole.".
His cellmate is in for a surprise the first night.
that guy is black but he looks like such a redneck. Long sideburns. ha
Was it ever established whether it's a chick or a dude?
It's Cal in drag. I thought we went over this. Pay attention people.
Rest easy, Mash. It was just a ploy by Cal to prove that even men in drag are on par with the fugly chicks that go to Duke.
I forgot to share a story that I told Tom Leach this morning on Twitter.
My 3-year old, on our return flight to Newark from Florida, overheard folks in front of us say we're gonna touch down in a few minutes.
When our wheels hit the tarmac, he screamed, "Touchdown, Kentucky!!!".
Nobody got it as they're a bunch of Florida and Jersey ******** on flight... But it was awesome. :100points::airplane::raised_hands:
My 3-year old, on our return flight to Newark from Florida, overheard folks in front of us say we're gonna touch down in a few minutes.
When our wheels hit the tarmac, he screamed, "Touchdown, Kentucky!!!".
Nobody got it as they're a bunch of Florida and Jersey ******** on flight... But it was awesome. :100points::airplane::raised_hands:
Do you know what's cool? When someone loses their job because of some dickfart and then ends up getting a better job with more money. That's pretty awesome.
Damn spears make the real D League? Knew he had it in him.
That is awesome. He's got a good story, better job, more money, and more Natty Ice, or whatever fancy things he might want.
he is way better off now. Signing bonus. More money in general. More pto hours.
He wanted to extend a personal thank you to the **** that TRIED to ruin him.
So proud of you spierz.
You are dickbutt in this scenario.
You are dickbutt in this scenario.
Thank you Karma, God, and/or Space Pope. You make me hope for a piece of sky cake.
Lmao the manloft is getting new fabulous drapes!!!
Manloft with some hand-knit Irish doilies for under the lamps and whatnot. Go Shpeerrz, dammit.
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NCAA did the right thing and has rejected that BS response TOMMA and Co. wrote. The terms "severe violations" and "failure to monitor" were used in the snippets I have seen. That banner comin' down y'all. Putting an application to the Yum! Bucket now showing my stagehand credentials asking to help take it down.
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