Guaran-goddamn-tee this is the conversation to every scorer's table discussion, ever.
Ref Richard Dickenass:Wow, that ball is clearly out in the other team there. His foot is out of bounds and still touching the ball. How in the hell did you miss that? You were looking right at it, Bob!
Ref Bob McCants Eashit:I don't know, Dick, I mean, this is my fourth game this week. I missed that block/charge call last night that made the losing coach call me a blind *******. Plus, this team just pisses me off, honestly. I just kinda call what I want if it looks like they did it. I'm kinda screwed on this one though, they've already played it seven times to the crowd. They'll kill me if we let this thing stand.
Ref Hugh Jassle: Don't worry about it Bob. A quick run after the buzzer, you can be out of here before the crown can get past the ice cream stands. Here's what we'll do, after review, the player it was actually out on pushed off to get to the ball. Two shots to the away team, and if he missed one we'll call a lane violation just to piss these pricks off for booing your technical of their coach in the first half.
Bob: Thanks Hugh, no wonder you've called 7 Final Fours. You really know how to referee.
*Bob runs to talk to play-by-play guys three minutes later after they point and make fun of fans at the game.*
Bob:After looking at the tape, we have a foul on 3 with 4.2 on the clock, two shots away team with first and goal at midcourt. Touchdown Patriots.