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Man, i worked with a Jordanian guy when i was a realtor. He was the best salesman and best liar ever. Guy was unbelievable in his lying skillset. Ended up team up with him on selling owner financed single wides from a slumlord named Gordon Jubke.
Anyway one **** hole single wide Gordon had no kitchen. Literally no kitchen, it had a black pipe sticking out of the floor. 4 walls and a pipe where a sink "should be"
Ammar tells a family "imagine this is your kitchen. You can design it. Imagine if you had cupboards. Imagine a refrigerator there. And you get to buy your own sink"
That poor white trash family put $8k down for that $0 booker
Willie you need something simple you can relate to. Maybe a Pecker farm. Specialty agriculture work for you?
Willie you need something simple you can relate to. Maybe a Pecker farm. Specialty agriculture work for you?
Those are some big mushroom dicks
Can some of those old aluminum jobs take the force of a meth lab 'splosion?
Ha ha no. Just a money grabber off of poor people with bad credit
As Ammar said. Fat girl with skinny guy. She got good credit. He got bad credit.
My dad was a slumlord. I'm not sure how he financed buying the trailer park, but he had 8-10 trailers and a couple of nasty apartments. I started out as trailer trash.
I knew a guy named Amat. He was a little Filipino guy. Had a fat wife and daughter. Poor, but all kinds of pride and always happy to be in the USA.
Superintendent used to always tell me to marry a rich girl. He was probably right.
Yeah, bet she could definitely finance a tv from Walmart. I bet he couldn't get a loan for pocket lint.
Ever since you originally posted that theory on here way back I have wanted to go up to one of those couples and inquire about their financial situation. See 'em all the time out and about…but haven't done it yet. Soon enough I will though. Soon enough.
I bet that little bastard was a wizard with sticks and knives.
"The rest are runts and aborts" [roll]
I'm getting Buzz Bakered bro
"*****! WacArnolds gives me an opportunity to serve my community and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment!"
When Calvin gets a job :joy:
F--k it, I'm gonna get some booze. Who's with me?
Dammit Willy, if I had balls, I mean like actual real life testicles -- instead of these shriveled raisins currently residing in my so-called sack -- I'd chuck all this ****, hop in the car right f--king now, and head towards Tam/StP. I could be there by noon.
Ha ha, dude. I got my own place.....
Move in with me and do ur business down here. Lots of older folks with problems. Get rich.
Hardin's beard still freaks me the hell out. If he wore a straw hat he'd look like a 6'5" black Amish dude.
Zardoz, you better visit your local weed guy and make a stop by the liquor store. Willy will be out of beer and weed looooong before noon tomorrow.
Dude I'd put us up in a primo condo with real working toilets and **** -- you supply the chicks and the weed, but not necessarily in that order.
Now we're talkin' -- I think I'd like to try me summa that cuh-cane. Meth too, but only Walt's Baby Blue.
Man i think this could work. You might make more money down here
Quick recap. So far we've got:
- Weed
- Booze
- Chicks
- Working toilets
- Blow
- First date at Hooters
- Possible meth
