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mashburned

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Mar 10, 2009
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Checking in mostly because I hate the Yankees and kooky thinks I don't post in my own damn thread - or is it MODS??!!! ID LIKE THIS THREAD TO BE CALLED "Yankees suck wang" but I have a feeling that would get vetoed. F U.

I drank a fair amount of rum last night. The bottle has this pretty bikini girl on the inside so you drink more rum and expose more pretty girl. I made it from her shoulders to her knees - the only good parts a lady has tbh lmao.

It's 45 and grey, rainy. Love it. Plants are soaking up vital nutrients.

I could eat oprahs *** right now I'm so hungry.
 
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Kooky Kats

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Aug 17, 2002
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Don't know if you were drinking Sailor Jerry, but that's right tasty ****.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Nov 29, 2007
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Seriously, @Kaizer Sosay - come on up her on June 25. I'm taking the boys (12&3) to Yankee old-Timers' Day. A special day in sports that never gets its due. Bring the Kaizerettes, you all will be hooked from that game going forward.

The Yankees get it.

Appreciate the offer, brother…but I will have to pass. I would have liked to have seen a game in the old Yankee Stadium though. I always considered that stadium and Wrigley Field the two best. I have seen several games at Wrigley. Have been to NY several times during baseball season over the years but never made the effort to get to (the original) Yankee Stadium.

Also...No doubt they have a great tradition. I do respect that part about the organization.
 

ukwildcat2004

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Jan 12, 2003
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I'm 31 with a 1 month old and I have no problem throwing back multiple beers and leaving cities in ruins and getting kicked out of establishments.
 

Kooky Kats

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Thought the point of a basketball scholarship was to PLAY basketball....like in games.

Diallo "leaving" is a joke. If the dude was ready, I think Cal would've rolled him out there for some run against Wichita. Certainly Carolina when our entire backcourt was fouled out.

I think Cal is tittie twisting NCAA with this latest tweak.
 
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herodotus6

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I don't know how to feel about Diallo declaring without playing a single second at UK. I'm between DGAF and wanting to call Cal a c***sucker again. From all the stories we heard, he was murdering fools in practice, even dunking over Bam on day one in street clothes. If he goes pro, could be the greatest legend at UK since Matt Pilgrim.

Why not roll him out when you need him? He's never going to be a four year guy, so burning a year for a few games wasn't going to hurt.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Dec 13, 2009
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Welp. I tried going back to wife. She ain't having me back. Life's hardest lesson to learn. I threw it all away. For what? Attention from a hot young girl. Folks, go home and kiss your women tonight. Tell'em that you love them and that they mean the world to you. Even if you already said. Say it again.
 

Kooky Kats

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Welp. I tried going back to wife. She ain't having me back. Life's hardest lesson to learn. I threw it all away. For what? Attention from a hot young girl. Folks, go home and kiss your women tonight. Tell'em that you love them and that they mean the world to you. Even if you already said. Say it again.
Sorry dude.
 

jedwar

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Dec 30, 2002
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I appreciate it , Jed. Maybe it's for the best.
It may indeed be. When my first marriage crumbled I didn't know how I'd recover. But it was the best years of my life so far after the divorce. Me and kids.
 

AustinTXCat

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Jan 7, 2003
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Welp. I tried going back to wife. She ain't having me back. Life's hardest lesson to learn. I threw it all away. For what? Attention from a hot young girl. Folks, go home and kiss your women tonight. Tell'em that you love them and that they mean the world to you. Even if you already said. Say it again.
Bro, I am so very very sorry to hear this. Please keep trying. Perhaps she will have a change of heart.
 

UKserialkiller

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Dec 13, 2009
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I am Austin. I'm gonna fight like hell. This is the second week. She talked to me on phone for quite a bit. She is at least keeping line open for communication. That's a start. She's really really angry. As she should be.
 

ukwildcat2004

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Jan 12, 2003
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@Willy4UK if she's worth fighting for you fight like hell for her. Don't give up. It may just taken some time for her. Hopefully you find your way back there. If it doesn't no matter how bad it sucks you'll pick yourself up off the mat and dust yourself off and carry on and learn from it. Got faith in ya!
 
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mashburned

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Man Willy that's like a bad movie. Don't give up. Maybe you all just need more time.

Fn espn showing Michigan football team visiting refugees and teaching them how to throw a football. Stupid idiots were throwing 2 hands overhead like a soccer ball.

I am sick and tired of hearing bout refugees when we have our own Americans who we ignore.

I told you that new ***** was a trap. A sucubus.
 
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