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Who had their life ruined by that fat ***** Ashley Madison??
My life is ruined after viewing that photo, that's for sure.
so are my boxers after these beer farts.. whew....
My co-worker sprayed some aerosol in my direction a few minutes ago. Yeah, I've been sending smelly fumes his direction all morning.
Definitely a weekend beer-drinker's Monday.
Probably somebody outta that mob who refuses to admit it.
Willy just cut a hole out in the mask and toss all the salad you can. Just don't leave any sharp edges. You could cut your tongue and be confused and think it's her time of the month.
Also willy you could buy a pocket pu**y and it wouldn't annoy you and you could put in into any position you want.
Cue NBC music....the more you know.
Also willy you could buy a pocket pu**y and it wouldn't annoy you and you could put in into any position you want.
Cue NBC music....the more you know.
Looking at that picture of that fat lady...and then the pic of that skinny dude it just hit me like a ton of bricks. I am just now figuring out how Willy landed that hot model...she has bad credit. Everything makes sense now. Hahahaha
KS- Yep! You know it.
she can't even pay off her Starbucks card
she can't even pay off her Starbucks card
Mowed the grass and ate the weeds today. Eff the grass. Eff the weeds. Ready for first frost.
Going from low 80's, low humidity Montreal to 102, rape humidity southern Virginia this weekend was :weary:
Tried fishing. Caught nothing but near heat stroke. Water to beer ratio was like 1:60. Amateur move. Laid in the bed at 7 PM thinking I'm much too young to feel this damn old, or however that song goes. That song sucks, by the way.
Saw a raccoon running on two legs across the road looking like he was holding his pecker. Highlight of the whole thing.
Tried fishing. Caught nothing but near heat stroke. Water to beer ratio was like 1:60. Amateur move. Laid in the bed at 7 PM thinking I'm much too young to feel this damn old, or however that song goes. That song sucks, by the way.
Saw a raccoon running on two legs across the road looking like he was holding his pecker. Highlight of the whole thing.
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Also, gotta say. Nailed the old lady on an air mattress this weekend. Right afterwards I was laying there and thinking to myself. Willy's right. On an air mattress is pretty damn nice.
Watching The Dark Crystal with the family. Was given to my daughter as a gift from a family friend. Haven't seen it since I was a kid. I have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to put protruding nipples on Aughra.
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Watching The Dark Crystal with the family. Was given to my daughter as a gift from a family friend. Haven't seen it since I was a kid. I have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to put protruding nipples on Aughra.
Looks like E.T's angry alcoholic uncle
Oh great. The Yankees start a two game series with the Reds tomorrow. So yeah...go ahead and chalk up a couple of wins for the bad guys.
[sick][poop]:baseball:[poop][sick]
[sick][poop]:baseball:[poop][sick]
Next year, when we get Bryce Harper, Yu Darvish, Gleybar Torres and have 4 AS closers - the Yanks will be insufferably awesome.:joy:
From ESPN article on Rose to Cleveland:
Cleveland not only allows Rose to contend for a championship, but it furthermore provides Rose the opportunity to play near his hometown of Chicago.
Cleveland is geographically closer to Chicago than New York, yes, but it's still 5.5 HOURS away. By this logic, I live near Baltimore, MD and all of you in Kentucky live near Chicago just like Rose.
ESPN can GGF.
Cleveland not only allows Rose to contend for a championship, but it furthermore provides Rose the opportunity to play near his hometown of Chicago.
Cleveland is geographically closer to Chicago than New York, yes, but it's still 5.5 HOURS away. By this logic, I live near Baltimore, MD and all of you in Kentucky live near Chicago just like Rose.
ESPN can GGF.
