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And very predictable. Tomorrow will produce similar results. And then it's back to the business of folding.
Got a blowjob tonight in the sarasota mall parking lot.
Funfact about the mall where the blowjob occurred: It's the last enclosed mall to be built in the United States (2014).
Funfact about the mall where the blowjob occurred: It's the last enclosed mall to be built in the United States (2014).
+1 on the BJ, bro. Cool trivia, too.
Heh, I remember getting a BJ from my ex-girlfriend back in early '83 late one night outside a club located at Nashville's Hickory Hollow Mall (now closed) in my old Datsun. Two gents, who had parked their car next to us, were trying to get in it to leave. At least they were cool and let the gal finish up.
Not so Funfact: Bricks and mortar retail is about as dead an idea as me getting a blow job in a mall parking lot. Sad.
My fortunes of love are tied to the trending success of Orange Julius.
Member when daincing main picked up at lil girl and fell down some steps :joy::joy::joy::joy:
Dancing man is smarter than most people give him credit for. Did you notice how he used that girl's entire body to break his fall? No part of his body even touched the stairs until he got up.
That still cracks me up lol, looked like a wrestling move [laughing]
Honestly, it looks like he is kidnapping that girl
On a serious note...it's a wonder he didn't break that poor girls neck. Or hit her head on the hand rail on the way down and crack her skull.
Can't believe her parents let that happen. Thank God nobody was seriously injured.
Can't believe her parents let that happen. Thank God nobody was seriously injured.
True. If Dancing Man picked up my kid like that, I'd punch his teeth through his mouth.
The nihilist/anarchist in me wants there to be roving hordes of Dancing Men walking up and down the isles of all major sporting events picking up random people and body-slamming them on purpose.
Don't ask me why I feel that way, but I do.
Don't ask me why I feel that way, but I do.
That girl is lucky she/he fell. She'd be in a pit under his breakfast nook to this day, if he had gotten away with her.
That would be a sporting event unto itself. No need for an actual game on the court...just an hour of Dancing Man Body Slam. Fill the arena with SJW's and I would buy it on PPV.
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...I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
lmao that's worse than I remembered. A lot of people in the crowd saw that coming.
Nah, every piece of her would have been eaten and fecefied in the city sewer system.
Look at her waving her left arm for help
[laughing]
"WHY is this man picking me up???"""""
I think she's asking for a pen to get the old man's digits.
It's gold. what if he did it on purpose trying to slip and fall inside her butt or something. Sicko. Pretty sure he continued his pole dancing antics after that episode. Really would have thought Rupp would have nixed that for all sorts of reasons. That guy is going to die sliding down a pole in Rupp, and he might take someone with him.
Idc though, I'll still smile and laugh when he does. Guys a hoot. A potentially dangerous and rapey sort of hoot.
Idc though, I'll still smile and laugh when he does. Guys a hoot. A potentially dangerous and rapey sort of hoot.
Me either, but, then again, I love train/car wrecks.
They should have Dancing Man perform at BBM. Maybe have him swing in on a rope like the mascot did. Then cut the rope and let him fall to the tune of Mony Mony.
Holy ****, this is the funniest **** that I've read in awhile
[laughing] I'd pay to see something like that
If you look closely...you can almost see the innocence and happiness being sucked out of his soul as that fall progresses. He was Randy Marshing down that hand rail....I can't imagine the pain of having your and another human's weight drag-squishing your testicles against a metal pole for that distance. It's understandable that he succumbed to the excruciating pain, that and the brain cancer or whatever and what not.
Pretty sure they put a very quick stop to that directly after that incident and to my knowledge he hasn't danced since?
Pretty sure they put a very quick stop to that directly after that incident and to my knowledge he hasn't danced since?