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I don't even need a face to die in a motorboating accident with titties like dem. The man who gets to enjoy those every night is a lucky bastard
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Been having weird *** realistic dreams.
Couple nights ago I was like a prisoner of this cultish death camp thing. Last night I was house sitting for some rich lady I didn't know. Both were full on movie trilogy type dreams. Kinda cool.
I heard animals might freak out during the eclipse. Idk.
Not really digging Wednesday. Hope it rains real good.
I love realistic dreams. Mine usually turn into nightmares. Last night there was something about being in a self-flying house. I still remember my dream where I had to escape from a cult. The freaky part with that was a few days later I went to a fireworks show at some kind of religious compound.
Man. My cult experience/escape was scary. I thought I escaped and I was hiding out in some posh hotel suite with some nice titties, living the life, then I realized I used my real name to rent the room. Me and hot titties went to the car to escape and the cult was slashing my tires as we got on the scene. Also this was a Mexican cult, so idk what that means.
The house sitting was dope af tho. I kept finding doors and each one I opened revealed a badass man cave with sweet TV setups. Each one was better than before. Random people would show up, including old lady's family, and I was like "crap they probabaly wondering wtf I'm doing here" but they were cool. 2 cool *** dogs but I could never find, couldn't find their food bowls and where they hung out, so they would just appear and chill, then vanish again. This mansion was huge and I didn't see everything. UK was playing and I was pissed because Fox was being a ***** and he went up soft on a layup and hurt his ribs which cost us the game.
Wednesday blows, right Funk?
Hey kids why don't you stand up and tell us your name, and a little something about yourself l?
^oh man I hated that crap. And it never ends.
*our school district is ALL FREE BREAKFAST AND LUNCH FOR ALL KIDS!!! now so I guess that means school will be bankrupt soon, which is good for the kids. Still have no idea how that crap works. Doesn't add up.
The house sitting was dope af tho. I kept finding doors and each one I opened revealed a badass man cave with sweet TV setups. Each one was better than before. Random people would show up, including old lady's family, and I was like "crap they probabaly wondering wtf I'm doing here" but they were cool. 2 cool *** dogs but I could never find, couldn't find their food bowls and where they hung out, so they would just appear and chill, then vanish again. This mansion was huge and I didn't see everything. UK was playing and I was pissed because Fox was being a ***** and he went up soft on a layup and hurt his ribs which cost us the game.
Wednesday blows, right Funk?
Hey kids why don't you stand up and tell us your name, and a little something about yourself l?
^oh man I hated that crap. And it never ends.
*our school district is ALL FREE BREAKFAST AND LUNCH FOR ALL KIDS!!! now so I guess that means school will be bankrupt soon, which is good for the kids. Still have no idea how that crap works. Doesn't add up.
Those new rooms represent unexplored parts of your personality Mash. The dogs most likely represent something with loyalty. Perhaps you are seeking loyal friends.
Member when Kramer went on that n-word rant during a standup :scream:. That really tarnished his image.
Three day work week this week. Four day work week next week. And it's probably Fall Break the following week.
[eyeroll]
Don't you get the Jewish High holidays? That's like half of September if you're really Jewy.
Nah... the Jews up here kinda rule the roost. There are like two days off twice for whichever Yom-Purim-Kippur-shasahsanah.
Within Kentucky, the holidays apparently only affects football attendance in Louisville.
Tonight, approximately 9:00pm, I am drinking mass quantities of alcohol. I will document my journey here.
Apologies in advance.
Apologies in advance.
You jackals are in serious trouble. Just spent the last 24 hours prepping for the fantastical football draft.
Well, 23 hours and 55 minutes of that time was spent trying to remember my user name and password. But you jackals are still in fantastical trouble...BIGLY!!!
Well, 23 hours and 55 minutes of that time was spent trying to remember my user name and password. But you jackals are still in fantastical trouble...BIGLY!!!
I got dibs on Brett Favre and Randy Moss. Your anus is toast.
Draft Type: Snake
Draft Date: Sunday, August 27, 2017 at 7:00 PM ET
Seconds Per Pick: 90
Draft Order: Randomized One Hour Prior to Draft Time
I think I may have mentioned that Sundays don't work for me. Please adjust the schedule accordingly, k? Thanks.