N.O.B.

-Mav-

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Gonna put tinfoil cones around lenses to funnel in more scopic experience. Should be dope.


OSHA-approved for eclipses.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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At Chez Kaizer for the eclipse. Even though my kids think I saw the last one first hand back in 1918...I am also looking forward to this one.
 
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mashburned

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But really, my eyes will tell me if they're close to burning right? I'm using my polarized "safety" glasses, ffs.
 

mashburned

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Grilling dogs for the occasion. Pumped.

I bet the birds get weird. Lots of bird and squirrel activity today. They must sense the end of existence.
 

UKserialkiller

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Just saw the eclipse. Used these special glasses to see it. Looked pretty cool. You could see the moon moving to position itself as one.
 

Captain Forehead

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2 hr drive to boxwell. 5 hr return trip for two minutes of totality with wife and kids. Totally worth it. Was spectacular. Little hot over the weekend but we stayed in the shade as much as possible and drank lots of liquids. Having it get that dark during the day and getting to see the night sky with the eclipse was pretty frickin cool.
 

UKserialkiller

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2 hr drive to boxwell. 5 hr return trip for two minutes of totality with wife and kids. Totally worth it. Was spectacular. Little hot over the weekend but we stayed in the shade as much as possible and drank lots of liquids. Having it get that dark during the day and getting to see the night sky with the eclipse was pretty frickin cool.

dude. at least you have people who love you.I already told my buddy, in 5 years if i can't find happiness, I'll drink poison.
 

-Mav-

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dude. at least you have people who love you.I already told my buddy, in 5 years if i can't find happiness, I'll drink poison.
DONT DO IT WILLY THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER ECLISPISE IN 10 YEARS ANE ITS OGONA LAST ECNE LONGERT SO AT LEASTHA NG AROUNDT IL THEN OK'/?
 
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UKserialkiller

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Crap. A lot of my happiness comes with reading about your happiness Willy. If you're not telling us about tagging that sweet model *** and smoking that CEO dope, I might just cut my leg off.


Yeah, hot model *** has pissed me off. I get drastic these days. 8 hrs later.... It's aleady cool Mash. hahaha
 
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Captain Forehead

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Yeah, I'm very fortunate in that regard. Love being a dad. Every day, I still get the excited welcome home from the two youngest ones.

You can control your happiness. If the former model isn't getting it done, then start actively pursuing other options. The NOB is a better place because you're in it. I don't think anyone here wants to see you go.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Maybe you can join antifa and get a government pass to destroy property and f people up? Doesn't sound like that bad of a deal, tbh.

Especially being paid on $oro$ dollars too.

I think I may do that. Take a sabbatical and go work with people I hate. Bet it brings new meaning to life. Bet I'd respect it more too, Mash. Great idea. Got any of those craiglist ads?
 

TriangleUKCat

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Turn that frown upside down, Willy.

Go find a clown and punch him in the face. Just right in the f*kin face. Then point and laugh gregariously whilst farting uncontrollably up his nose. Because he's a clown and he deserves it.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Turn that frown upside down, Willy.

Go find a clown and punch him in the face. Just right in the f*kin face. Then point and laugh gregariously whilst farting uncontrollably up his nose. Because he's a clown and he deserves it.

hahahahaha, already got the farts down. Just need that clown.... craigslist? But i don't wanna hand job, just wanna punch one.