Yo, check it -- fat stacks bruh, faaaaaaaaat stacks. I shore loves me some dumb peeple.
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Great. I read that tropical depression Harvey has now been upgraded to a hurricane. Thanks for self-actualizing just when I'm getting ready to fly into the neighborhood, jackass.
Katrina 2, The Sequel -- Oh Hell Naw...lins
I was actually referring to the 100-proof pussboi cocktail served at Pat OBrians.
Here comes the story of the Hurricane
The man the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
The man the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
I won't touch a hurricane unless it's 50% alcohol.
So ok check it -- Last night I'm watching a game and had a moment of clarity. They showed a smoking base hit by Adrian Beltre in slow motion. So I paused it, played it back in slow motion on the DVR, then filmed THAT in slow motion on my iPhone, then transferred that clip to iMovies and edited it into even SLOWER motion. Without further ado...
Gd mav you amaze me. My brain operates in slo mo and I still can't begin to comprehend that slo-mo to the third degree.
I gotta be honest man, sometimes I amaze myself.
Gd mav you amaze me. My brain operates in slo mo and I still can't begin to comprehend that slo-mo to the third degree.
You're pretty amazing. I hope like hell you don't remember this fantasy draft because I don't wanna deal with the super team you'll put together.
Man, despite all my accomplishments, inventions, and insights, FF is still my motherf--king kryptonite.
My lack of proficiency is maddening.
My lack of proficiency is maddening.
Well I've been pretty good at it, but you'd be surprised to know that it hasn't improved my life one iota. Not one bit. I have not received any accolades for my superior FF performance. Kind of ticks me off, tbh. It's like FF isn't even real.
Switching gears a little, just thought y'all should know I've got a smoldering zit on my zygomatic arch (that's the cheekbone to all you rubes lurking out there) that'd give Bobby DeNiro's insanely large mole an inferiority complex. Damned thing's just sitting here all conical and **** like GD Mount St. F--king Helens but it won't come to a head.
Hey fellas this thing is getting worse. There's a circle the size of a McGriddle on my upper cheek that's red as hell and swollen AF.
I'm ordinarily a great-looking man, but now I'm like that dude from the Island of Misfit Toys -- no, not the bad-*** lion king, I'm talking about that retard in the Jack Meoff-in-the-box.
I'm ordinarily a great-looking man, but now I'm like that dude from the Island of Misfit Toys -- no, not the bad-*** lion king, I'm talking about that retard in the Jack Meoff-in-the-box.
Whoever heard of a Charlie in the box?
This is setting up to be an epic showdown between two forces of nature....Switching gears a little, just thought y'all should know I've got a smoldering zit on my zygomatic arch (that's the cheekbone to all you rubes lurking out there) that'd give Bobby DeNiro's insanely large mole an inferiority complex. Damned thing's just sitting here all conical and **** like GD Mount St. F--king Helens but it won't come to a head.
A hurricane barreling down on a below sealevel city, vs. a young man and his Mt StHelens cheek carbuncle of doom!!!
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Seriously though, King Moonracer has to be the baddest motherf--ker of all time, aside from Rick James, *****, of course.
A flying lion? Are you kidding me -- those dipshit wildebeests don't stand a chance.
A flying lion? Are you kidding me -- those dipshit wildebeests don't stand a chance.
I'm gonna squeeze this motherf--ker and video it in super slo-mo.This is setting up to be an epic showdown between two forces of nature....
A hurricane barreling down on a below sealevel city, vs. a young man and his Mt StHelens cheek carbuncle of doom!!!
Hey fellas this thing is getting worse. There's a circle the size of a McGriddle on my upper cheek that's red as hell and swollen AF.
I'm ordinarily a great-looking man, but now I'm like that dude from the Island of Misfit Toys -- no, not the bad-*** lion king, I'm talking about that retard in the Jack Meoff-in-the-box.
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According to weather forecasts, ATX should get popped with a minimum of 4 inches rainfall due to the incoming hurricane.
In other words, I should be indoors both days. Whatever y'all decide is fine by me.
Hey ATC, if you get a chance could you make sure I'm good to go for the autodraft? I think I'm registered but just wanna be sure.
I believe you must login and set up autodraft. If not, the system will autodraft picks by itself after 90 seconds.
Well there's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
And I've been tryin' to call my baby.
Lord and I can't get a single sound.
Lord and I can't get a single sound.
Oh great. Not only are we starting the draft way too early in the day...now we have to wait a full 90 seconds for mav's autodraft to kick in on his 1st round pick.
THATS 90 SECONDS OF MY LIFE WASTED THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
THATS 90 SECONDS OF MY LIFE WASTED THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
BTW...if we draft at 7pm then I will be on autodraft as well. No big deal...just letting you know.
Also, whatever autodraft gets me has to be an upgrade from the shite show that I drafted last year.
Also, whatever autodraft gets me has to be an upgrade from the shite show that I drafted last year.
Last season was actually my best to date. True story.
<------ Everybody kicks my butt when playing FFL.
Best of luck to all!
I looked back at some ff results, turns out that my first year was my best. I had absolutely no idea what I was doing and drafted 4-5 free agent tight ends that year. Missed the playoffs that year by only a few points.
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I know. Check it out. I participated in the NFL FFL last year. Total hands off. My team made the top-4. Go figure.
@Kooky Kats : On Facebook Live now with family back in KY jamming down to some Sultans of Swing.
Please post the video nothing is better than popping an oversized zit. If you do it right you can make it look like a volcanic eruption. Especially if it's ripe for the poppin and the puss that will follow afterwards. If I discover a huge zit like that I gotta pop that ***** immediately or it will bother me all damn day knowing it's there.