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So on the way home last night the last song on Sirius was The Look of Love by the great ABC, aaannddd then the first song I turned on this morning on the way to work was Poison Arrow, also by, of course, ABC [banana].

#feelingblessed

 

AustinTXCat

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Changing my fantastical team name to Team Bill Curry...

As we will be running the ball on every single down due to zero WR talent. But...if by some fantastical miracle I can somehow manage to go .500 during Elliot's suspension then you mofos are in serious trouble thereafter. If not...meh. Just another fantastical shite show for the meanest of machines.

QB Cousins / Mariota
RB Bell
RB Hunt / Elliot (after suspension)
WR Crowder
WR Snead / Jackson
Flex McCaffrey
TE Doyle / Fleener
K Tucker
DT Broncos
If Elliott produces like last year, you should enjoy a great season after he returns.
 

mashburned

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Changing my fantastical team name to Team Bill Curry...

As we will be running the ball on every single down due to zero WR talent. But...if by some fantastical miracle I can somehow manage to go .500 during Elliot's suspension then you mofos are in serious trouble thereafter. If not...meh. Just another fantastical shite show for the meanest of machines.

QB Cousins / Mariota
RB Bell
RB Hunt / Elliot (after suspension)
WR Crowder
WR Snead / Jackson
Flex McCaffrey
TE Doyle / Fleener
K Tucker
DT Broncos

That's pretty good. Everybody is jacking themselves about Cousins, so him and Crowder should do well. Sneed is Brees' #2 target now that Cooks is gone. And yea, Bell is gonna win you games by himself, then Zeke is gonna murder people.

I POSTED MY TEM SO U ALL COULD LIKE IT AND PRAISE ME AND i GOT NOTHING!!!! I WONT FORGET THAT!!!! 17-0 SCORECHED EARTH MFERSSS!!!
 

mashburned

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Also I figured Zeke would appeal and get less than 6 games because that seems a little ridiculous. But they gave Vontaze 5 games for not much so idk.
 
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TriangleUKCat

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Changing my fantastical team name to Team Bill Curry...

As we will be running the ball on every single down due to zero WR talent. But...if by some fantastical miracle I can somehow manage to go .500 during Elliot's suspension then you mofos are in serious trouble thereafter. If not...meh. Just another fantastical shite show for the meanest of machines.

QB Cousins / Mariota
RB Bell
RB Hunt / Elliot (after suspension)
WR Crowder
WR Snead / Jackson
Flex McCaffrey
TE Doyle / Fleener
K Tucker
DT Broncos
Sucks wang.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Also I figured Zeke would appeal and get less than 6 games because that seems a little ridiculous. But they gave Vontaze 5 games for not much so idk.

That's why I took Zeke so early. Figured they would drop at least two games (maybe 3) off the suspension. Seemed like a steal in late 2nd round.

Could bite me in the azz though. I got a bunch of #2 & #3 WR's as a result.

I still say my best pick is McCaffrey. That dude is gonna be all over the field...RB, slot receiver matched up with LB's, straight up WR, two back sets with whatshisname, one back sets. Only thing he won't do is short yardage and goal line.
 

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All I'm asking is for one of you to say they like ABC, just one, otherwise it's gonna be ABC all day, every day from here on out...
 

AustinTXCat

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Sucks wang.

 
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I couldn't name more than two ABC songs, but the first two posted are solid. It does make me feel uncomfortable singing along to a foppish (seems to me) brit (I'm guessing) singing lovingly about an american man.
I'm a sucker for a good glockenspiel, and Poison Arrow's glockenspiel fills are like endorphins being sprinkled on my amygdala -- that's one of the brain's pleasure centers for all you rubes lurking about.
 

Kooky Kats_anon

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So. Got a quote for my tile for my modest bath and powder room renovation...$7500. For tile. No grout. No radiant heat. Just tile.

Friggin ridiculous... that's just material, not installed. No countertops, wainscoting and ceramic only.

"But Kook, you must have a monster bathroom!"

"NO *******, they're effing tiny!!!"

I have the Kavorka for spending money. My spider senses tingle around expensive ****. It's a gift, but a curse... help me ObiWan Kenobi...

Back to the mouthatouchin drawing board.

Gahtdayumm.
 

funKYcat75

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If you all are downwind from Lexington and smell some very manly pheromones in the air, it's probably me. I just replaced a garbage disposal with know help. You know, the French speaking, girl-drink drinking person did that.