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mashburned

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Idk if bullying has anything to do your daughter's situation, but not wanting to go to school made me think about how different bullying must be today with phones and whatnot...

Like that poor girl who ***** white pants and had an unexpected period in 6th grade....She would be a meme today. That would have really sucked for her.

I can't behave on the internet now, this current e-world culture would have been a disaster when I was little.

*also just read an article in today's paper about teaching young kids to respect the internet. Good luck!
 

funKYcat75

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Fact: Friday is pizza/corn day. Always has been. Always will be. ALWAYS
I blame Pizza day for my childhood huskiness which then led to a similar predicament as an adult. No time for corn.

As the number 1 wheeler and dealer of 5th and 6th grade at (name of school withheld) I was up to about 3-4 slices of school pizza each Friday. Trades and/or recess games won/lost put me in that lofty situation. Ironically, it would lead to me never winning an athletic competition in the future.

I actually feel bad for James, one of the two African-Americans in our class because he was always on the raw end of every pizza deal. I probably made his life better, indirectly. I don't think the kid had school pizza for two years. Probably the healthiest person in the school.
 

UKGrad93

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In some ways I can't blame her for wanting to skip school. I know that I don't want to go sit in a room/building full of 12-14 yo hormonal kids.

On the other hand, her left few is pretty simple. Get up, put on clothes, eat breakfast, go to school. Six days into the school year and she's missed twice, causing me & my wife to miss work.

I don't think it's bullying. She only goes online to play Minecraft or watch YouTube of Minecraft videos. No Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, etc...

Had a doctor visit this afternoon. I'm guessing that Dr, Willy or Doc Throughblue could help. Not sure if medical use is ok'd in kids.
 

TriangleUKCat

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Yo kooky you gonna show us dem titties?

My team low tech style...

QB - D Brees
RB- Todd Gurley / Marshawn Lynch
WR -Jordy Nelson/Emmanuel Sanders
FLEX - Rob Kelley
TE - Zach Ertz
DEF - Vikings
K - Wtf cares some white guy
Bench - nobody worth a crap

17-0 CHAMPS!!!!!
Oh I already commented that this sucks *******. My bad.

I had Lynch highlighted when my connection went to hell. Not sold on him.

Because I know you guys care:

QB: Winston, Carr
RB: Fournette, Lynch, Abdullah, Duke Johnson
WR: Antonio Brown, Baldwin, DeVante Parker, Diggs, Maclin, honky Cooper Kupp (?)
TE: Ertz
K: white guy
DEF: New England

Like receivers and Winston. The rest? uhhhhh. Most likely....sucks ***?
 
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mashburned

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Oh I already commented that this sucks *******. My bad.

I had Lynch highlighted when my connection went to hell. Not sold on him.

Because I know you guys care:

QB: Winston, Carr
RB: Fournette, Lynch, Abdullah, Duke Johnson
WR: Antonio Brown, Baldwin, DeVante Parker, Diggs, Maclin, honky Cooper Kupp (?)
TE: Ertz
K: white guy
DEF: New England

Like receivers and Winston. The rest? uhhhhh. Most likely....sucks ***?

Wow that is one super awesome team. I am really proud of your draft skills and hope you win the whole thing...

NOT! SUCKS ***!

I kind of like your team. How many teams in your league?
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Nov 29, 2007
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Uh oh. Don't look now but the ever elusive double header double whammy just occurred. And, not surprising anyone other than the very delusional and painstakingly insufferable pin stripe loving bastiches, it couldn't have happened to a better team.

:baseball::baseball:

[thumb2][thumb2]

[banana][banana]

:fistbump::fistbump:

:cool2::cool2:
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Oh I already commented that this sucks *******. My bad.

I had Lynch highlighted when my connection went to hell. Not sold on him.

Because I know you guys care:

QB: Winston, Carr
RB: Fournette, Lynch, Abdullah, Duke Johnson
WR: Antonio Brown, Baldwin, DeVante Parker, Diggs, Maclin, honky Cooper Kupp (?)
TE: Ertz
K: white guy
DEF: New England

Like receivers and Winston. The rest? uhhhhh. Most likely....sucks ***?




 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Triangle...you and I need to make an inter-league trade. You are WR heavy and I am RB heavy.

Seems on the up and up. Let's do this.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Every now and then whilst attempting to post in here I hit the wrong key and wind up on page one...where I am promptly reminded that mash started this latest updated version of this glorious thread by calling us all idiots.
 

TriangleUKCat

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Triangle...you and I need to make an inter-league trade. You are WR heavy and I am RB heavy.

Seems on the up and up. Let's do this.
That is a novel idea. I took Brown and Baldwin with my first two picks and then there was a rush (lol!!!1) on RBs. Among the 4 on my roster, I bet they have a total of like 10 receptions all season if I'm lucky.
 

mashburned

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10. I kind of prefer 12.

Nvm, hate your team.

Mav, why did you drop Isiah Crowell? Are you colluding with 93 to shake up the league and topple one of the favorites?

John Clay picks 8 football wins and sweep over UF and UT.

I change my prediction to 5 wins. I think that still gets you in a bowl these days? Ollies Outlet Bowl vs EKU. Fire stoops and Mitch. Idk why media is doing this to us. I feel like people are pure nuts predicting anything more than 7.
 
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UKGrad93

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Nvm, hate your team.

Mav, why did you drop Isiah Crowell? Are you colluding with 93 to shake up the league and topple one of the favorites?

John Clay picks 8 football wins and sweep over UF and UT.

I change my prediction to 5 wins. I think that still gets you in a bowl these days? Ollies Outlet Bowl vs EKU. Fire stoops and Mitch. Idk why media is doing this to us. I feel like people are pure nuts predicting anything more than 7.
I feel like this Crowell thing is a trap.
 
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UKGrad93

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How'd your little girl do with school this morning, '93?
She seemed happy and content going to school this morning. Which is how my wife described her on Tuesday. We think now that it is related to PE which is M,W, F this week. It's the first year that she's had to deal with dressing out for PE. She mentioned something about having trouble reaching her locker & girls not moving out of her way.

Thanks for asking.
 
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UKGrad93

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'Cause we say grace and we say ma'am and I heard he's gonna take a knee for the national anthy and I ain't havin' no 'Murica disrespectin' ********** on the Ulcers. THAT'S why.
I don't care if he stands there and jacks it or squats and takes a dump, as long as he gets me points. If not, he'll get fired. Pop a pain pill and play football m'fer.
 

funKYcat75

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Oh, and present company's children excluded of course, middle school girls are some of the worst humans alive.
 
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i know right. i have one in 4th. i have maybe a year and a half before she turns into the devil. gets hormones and becomes, essentially, her mother. chills